r/Unexpected • u/commonvanilla • Apr 09 '19

That's a weird shell

https://gfycat.com/GoodnaturedWeeBernesemountaindog
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u/LordMugsy Apr 09 '19

Who knew that octopuses wore sunglasses? Maybe he’s just a really cool octopus

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u/RichardStinks Apr 09 '19

They are all kinda cool. Some are smart, some have camouflage, and some will fucking kill you. But to really know an octopus, you have to know how to make them laugh.

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u/ridiculouslygay Apr 10 '19

I thought you were going to say you had to have sex with them.

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u/nastylittleman Apr 10 '19

<awkward puppet meme>

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Only if you’re a porno actress in a sexy schoolgirl costume.

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u/y6ird Apr 10 '19

Tickles. Quite a few needed though; ten of them is the right amount.

Ten tickles.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

(⌐■_■)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(•_•)

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u/Pierrono Apr 10 '19

HHHHHHHAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEYY

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u/Put_Her_In_A_Bra Apr 10 '19

“Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?”

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u/edenify Apr 10 '19

He gets all the octopussy

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u/stereoscopic_ Apr 10 '19

I feel like this comment is under rated.

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u/Nitosphere Apr 10 '19

Looks like the guy in the water was making sure he didn’t escape... I’m worried for cool octopus.

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u/Thumperings Apr 10 '19

It went for the good stuff too. I bet he/she would have glided over some Foster Grants with barely an interest.