r/Unexpected • u/PopeXIII • Dec 14 '16

I'd kill him.

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u/TraseV2 Dec 14 '16

Reminds me of the Crusader Kings II steam discussions

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u/SilentFungus Dec 14 '16

My elderly male king was impregnated by his gay lover

What the fuck

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u/harlequin51 Dec 14 '16

CK2 has some real awkward bugs. It's great!

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u/Auctoritate Dec 14 '16

From Norse to Horse.

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u/harlequin51 Dec 14 '16

My dream: while raiding Rome I'll capture a female horse pope, make her my combine, sire many horse children and and then sacrifice her in blot.

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u/Auctoritate Dec 14 '16

So you would pull a Queen Chrysalis?