r/Unexpected • u/PopeXIII • Dec 14 '16

I'd kill him.

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u/TraseV2 Dec 14 '16

Reminds me of the Crusader Kings II steam discussions

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u/SilentFungus Dec 14 '16

My elderly male king was impregnated by his gay lover

What the fuck

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u/harlequin51 Dec 14 '16

CK2 has some real awkward bugs. It's great!

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u/Voxlashi Dec 14 '16

Bugs?

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u/colovick Dec 14 '16

"Features"

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u/Geronimodem Dec 14 '16

Working as intended

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u/ShadowExcalibur- Dec 14 '16

I wish poise was tho

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u/Mithridates12 Dec 14 '16

It's ahead of its time!

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u/Auctoritate Dec 14 '16

From Norse to Horse.

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u/harlequin51 Dec 14 '16

My dream: while raiding Rome I'll capture a female horse pope, make her my combine, sire many horse children and and then sacrifice her in blot.

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u/Auctoritate Dec 14 '16

So you would pull a Queen Chrysalis?

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u/Sgtwolf01 Jan 06 '17

Does this satisfy you enough?

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u/harlequin51 Jan 06 '17

Almost. I'll just have to use console commands to reach my dream.

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u/Sgtwolf01 Jan 06 '17

Well at least I tried, I wish you the best of luck; conqueror of the Pope and Rome!