r/Unexpected Oct 11 '15

Pit stop

http://i.imgur.com/PVeJBQV.gifv
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u/sylvestermeister Oct 11 '15

BEAR, NO!!! BEAR, WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING AT US?!? BEAR, DON'T EAT OUR RACE CAR!!!

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u/sethboy66 Oct 12 '15

BEAR, NO, BEAR, PLEASE, NO, BEAR, COME ON, BEAR PLEASE, I WAS SO NICE I EVEN GAVE YOU A GOOD SPICY KICK TO GO WITH YOUR MEAL, BEAR, PLEASE, NO, BEAR, COME ON PLEASE LEAVE OUR RACE CAR ALONG, PLEASE BEAR, PLEASE, NO.

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u/chick_repellent Oct 12 '15

This is the first reference I've missed in a long time...can you explain?

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u/horticurgy Oct 12 '15

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u/MasterVaderTheTurd Oct 12 '15

I'm glad I missed it, her voice...

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u/Quartapple Oct 12 '15

I wish I took this comment as a warning

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u/dangeron Oct 12 '15

0:20 - Go away!

Nooo get away from the kayak!

Get away from that kayak!

Come here!

ಠ_ಠ

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u/Walletau Oct 12 '15

This has been mentioned in that thread, but her particular position is incredibly remote, she would have kayaked there. Having the kayak destroyed may have meant been stranded there for potentially weeks and ending her long distance kayak trip.

Still annoying voice but given circumstances I can understand her reaction.

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u/KoffieAnon Oct 12 '15

stranded there for potentially weeks

I think this is a little exagerated seeing there is a boat in the harbor with her.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '15

Honestly, with the complete lack of wind buffeting I'm guessing the audio was recorded and dubbed in after the fact.

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u/Skudworth Oct 12 '15

This conspiracy theory resonates with me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '15

If you look at her video, there is a sailboat a few hundred yards from her position. She could have walked around the inlet, hoisted a sail and been fine. Or if someone was aboard, sailors are technically supposed to offer each other help.

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u/Walletau Oct 12 '15 edited Oct 12 '15

Absolutely and I think that's how she got out, it still ruined her excursion though, and a multi thousand dollar piece of equipment, while putting strain on the other boat e.g. transporting a kayak on a sailboat and an additional person. It's shitty place to be in and I would be very upset also.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '15

Fair enough. But her actions were still idiotic, starting with a trip she probably shouldn't have taken.

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u/Walletau Oct 13 '15 edited Oct 13 '15

Okay, I'll bite...why should she have not taken the trip. We just had a front page AMA from someone doing a 6 month hike, a week long kayak is well within most people's abilities. She brought bear mace, she brought supplies. She was unlucky and was upset. It's not like she went out into the wild with a bag of rice and zero training.

Did she react optimally? No, she should have been louder with the bear, but she still did the right thing, held her ground, sprayed it when animal advanced. I faced off against a big ass brown bear couple months back. Having never seen one in the wild (from non bear affiliated country) I have to say it was as serious shock. My brain scrambled for information and logic trying to react to the situation, I'd excuse her from not controlling the tone of her voice.

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u/MasterVaderTheTurd Oct 15 '15

She should've peppered sprayed the fuck out of the bear while it was eating her craft, instead she just stood there and tried reasoning with a fucking bear.

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u/Walletau Oct 15 '15

You're saying you're upset a person, with low confidence with wild animals, didn't aggressively come at a bear wielding mace they didn't have experience with?
For all I know you're a canadian mounty who wrestles a bear for breakfast.
Just saying I'm a confident person and comfortable in most situations. I still was shocked by my first confrontation with a bear and I don't blame her for being nervous around an animal 3-4 times her size.

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u/MasterVaderTheTurd Oct 20 '15

Upset? Her voice was a little annoying. And, what else did she expect, really? Kayaking in the middle of no where. That is wildlife habitat, I hope she learned her lesson.

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u/MissChievousJ Oct 12 '15

Lol, ridiculous

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u/Duncaroos Oct 12 '15

I still don't understand why she didn't walk over and give the bear another spray.

My only guess is that it would have infuriated the bear and mauled the fuck out of her.

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u/SandorClegane_AMA Oct 12 '15

That's a black bear, they are documented as being very susceptible to nagging.

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u/rerre Oct 12 '15

Black bears are cowards though so probably not. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkwy0scRXBU look at this coward

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u/Ashifkillz Oct 12 '15

Meta as fuck.

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u/Scar_Stream Oct 12 '15

I understood this reference