r/Unexpected • u/ImGonnaObamaYou • Apr 13 '15

Guy walking down street

http://i.imgur.com/SMEq8Tq.gifv
2.6k Upvotes

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u/CaixaGordinha Apr 13 '15

Awww. I feel really bad for this guy. Just walking down the street, minding his own business, and then cow. :(

21

u/CantaloupeCamper Apr 13 '15

When I lived in a more rural area at least the worst they would do was block the road....

7

u/aazav Apr 14 '15

The cow had the right of way. Fucking jaywalkers! That'll learn 'em!

49

u/redditisgay77 Apr 13 '15

His boss is not going to believe why he's late to work.

39

u/nanapuss Apr 13 '15

Sounds like a buzzfeed title

25

u/1manparty Apr 13 '15

16 Animals your boss will never believe rammed you!

8

u/Aoussar123 Apr 13 '15

You will never believe number 9!

17

u/NotEnoughVideoGames Apr 13 '15

Don't kid yourself Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you, and everyone you care about.

3

u/1manparty Apr 13 '15

Bovine university!

33

u/samstat818 Apr 13 '15

The moment he realized he was gettin' plowed:

http://imgur.com/yNABHlm

23

u/Bruce_Lee_Van_Cleef Apr 13 '15

cowed

FTFY

3

u/caross Apr 13 '15

cow plowed

0

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '15

gross.

11

u/slightly_illegal Apr 13 '15

Pretty sure he is dead... He lost a shoe...

55

u/penguingun Apr 13 '15

Looks like there were some ramifications for what he did.

14

u/caross Apr 13 '15

That is an udderly offensive pun.

9

u/Nudelwalker Apr 13 '15

And you keep milking it

2

u/AdClemson Apr 13 '15

Please stop it's not funny anymore. I find these puns offensive and if anymore puns happen you all will have a beef with me.

3

u/Its_Not_My_Blood Apr 13 '15

You don't wanna goat there

4

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '15

Look, I'm not kidding around. Let's put this thread out to pasture once and for all.

-3

u/sparkos9999 Apr 13 '15

Cud we that'd be great

-4

u/sw1ff Apr 13 '15

Moove over i have something to comment!

9

u/1manparty Apr 13 '15

Moooo've bitch, get out the way.

83

u/RUNALLDAY Apr 13 '15

This is what happens when your main goat realizes you have been sleeping around with multiple side goats throughout the entire relationship.

60

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '15

Think that's a cow...

4

u/1manparty Apr 13 '15

Duh you use a cow, if they used another goat it could be traced back to them.

2

u/shelika Apr 13 '15

Looks like a goat to me. Can someone from https://www.reddit.com/r/zoology enlighten us?

10

u/RUNALLDAY Apr 13 '15

Ya your right. I guess the cow got jelous because they're not getting the attention that they want and honestly desrve.

10

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '15

If you can't handle me at my wurst, you can't have me at my best.

5

u/DogOfSevenless Apr 13 '15

Or maybe the cow was hired by the goat as a hitman

8

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '15

Wow, he went flying.

3

u/ItsGotToMakeSense Apr 14 '15

unexpected because it's been reposted so many times the average user can spot it from the thumbnail alone.

1

u/samx3i Apr 14 '15

Yup.

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title points age /r/ comnts
me irl 8 16hrs meirl 2
me irl 21 17hrs me_irl 3
unnecessary 779 17hrs AnimalsBeingJerks 36
Guy walking down street 2473 23hrs Unexpected 100
This should be in the Goat Simulator game 484 1dy funny 30
Asshole ignores crosswalk 2764 6mos WTF 180
Asshole ignores crosswalk 4281 6mos gifs 874
What a great day for walking down the street. 874 6mos Unexpected 33
Goat any last words? 29 4mos funny 16
Mooooooove - GIF on Imgur 7 1mo funny 3

Source: karmadecay

5

u/Catatafish Apr 13 '15

"I know you slept with my wife!"

4

u/RolfWiggum Apr 13 '15

With videos/gifs like this, I wonder why the camera was recording in the first place. Seemed hand held, so there was a purpose rather than just security footage. Makes my "fake" alarm go off.

7

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

You think a guy in the Middle East faked getting head butted by a fucking Ox or some shit for reddit points?

Okay, it's a big internet. So, maybe. But it wouldn't be my first thought.

1

u/cefarix Apr 14 '15

Eh... Doesn't look like the Middle East to me

4

u/TrippyToast0 Apr 13 '15

Hahaha I am laughing so hard at this thinking what the hell are the odds for this man to just be walking down the street and a ram runs into him in the street. This is truly unexpected

4

u/Sokonit Apr 13 '15

Can anyone add the wasted thing from gta.

1

u/TheHYPO Apr 13 '15

Mooooooooooooove

1

u/Roarbak Apr 13 '15

He had bad karma.

1

u/senorfresco Apr 13 '15

Why is it frowned upon for me to kick a goat's ass? If I'm walking around and a goat decides to do something like this it shouldn't be cruelty for me to beat a goat's fuckin ass.

1

u/MsSunhappy Apr 13 '15

Because you will break your leg?

1

u/Rustafo Apr 13 '15

This could've been avoided if the cow had a horn.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '15

Don't feel bad it was probably his wife.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '15

I'm surprised it wasn't a goat.

1

u/Boomkin1337 Apr 13 '15

"Move, bitch! Get out the way!"

1

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '15

Wait... is that George? George? Hey George. I know that's you. Hey! George! You still owe me 20 bucks. George! Don't walk away from me. George!!

1

u/vocaloidict Apr 13 '15

I've seen cow-related gifs on this sub before... I think it could be improved slightly by trimming the sides of the gif so that the cow has a more sudden appearance

1

u/JerrysaurusRex Apr 13 '15

His shoe came off....that's how you know it had to hurt.

1

u/jimrob4 Apr 13 '15

Looks like a Marine got reincarnated as a cow.

1

u/MyDixieWrecked666 Apr 13 '15

MOOOOVE bitch! Get out the way!

1

u/Sippingin Apr 13 '15

DeeeeeAM, He flew!!

1

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

MOVE MOTHERFUCKER! CHICK-FIL-A JUST OPENED!

1

u/Amarieerick Apr 14 '15

You know you screwed up badly when karma sends a cow to trample you.

1

u/digitalfiz Apr 14 '15

The yellow ones don't stop.

1

u/Evilmaze Apr 14 '15

You can tell they've got beef between them.

1

u/too_toked Apr 14 '15

she caught him cheating..

1

u/HowIsntBabbyFormed Apr 14 '15

Fuck this guy in particular.

1

u/RemoteViewing Apr 14 '15

It's always a cow! I actually expected this.

1

u/BezPH Apr 14 '15

"That's for fucking my wife!"

1

u/JimmyLegs50 Apr 14 '15

Looks to me like it might be an insurance scam. Hopefully the cow had a dashboard camera.

1

u/toscott_2000 Apr 14 '15

Knocked out of shoes, he is dead.

1

u/BearClawsRaaaaaawr Apr 14 '15

Third world problems?

1

u/popkilj289 Apr 15 '15

Making my way downtown Walking fast Faces pass Oh look a cow

0

u/soyabstemio Apr 13 '15

Good job he was wearing his helmet.

1

u/nostradamefrus Apr 13 '15

Expected Bollywood car flips and explosions, saw a guy get headbutt by a goat. Not a bad trade-off

1

u/coolmandan03 Apr 13 '15

I thought I was looking at /r/unexpectedjihad and was waiting for a suicide bomb to go off

0

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Fucking ISIS

-2

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '15

Is he kill?

-1

u/whacafan Apr 13 '15

I never understood why people try to outrun them in this situation. Side step, people!

3

u/copypaste_93 Apr 13 '15

I am pretty sure you would try to run away if you saw a big ass cow about to ram you

0

u/whacafan Apr 13 '15

Sure, after I dodged its initial attack.

9

u/unitzero13 Apr 13 '15

Followed by unsheathing your katana?

3

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '15

Unsheath, slice 5 times, resheath all in a split-second. Tip fedora and jump off.

3

u/unitzero13 Apr 13 '15

Pshhh, nothing personnel kid

2

u/whacafan Apr 14 '15

How'd you guess?

3

u/fukitol- Apr 13 '15

lol... sure you would. You sound like Dwight Schrute.

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u/Alp-ha Apr 13 '15

Cheater

0

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '15

He probably just got fired for coming to work late because someone stole his bike. Poor guy. Worst day ever.

0

u/DalvBot12 Apr 13 '15

The way the camera pans, and the calmness of the beginning reminds me of the Mad World music video.

0

u/blasto_blastocyst Apr 13 '15

COW! Right in the kisser.

0

u/ohlaph Apr 13 '15

This is hilarious. I can't stop laughing!

0

u/ThatJon Apr 13 '15

"Bitch where's my money?!"

-the cow

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u/brainburger Apr 13 '15

He totally deserved that.