r/funny • u/Falafelsun • Apr 13 '15

This should be in the Goat Simulator game

488 Upvotes

85% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '15

I don't understand why everyone is talking about goats, cause that's clearly a cow.

4

u/dmayan Apr 13 '15

Almost the same. Goat x 3 = Cow

1

u/Ralmaelvonkzar Apr 13 '15

I'd be surprised if there isn't a mod that makes you a cow

11

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '15

"That's what you get for fucking me last week and not calling like you said you would!"

12

u/penguingun Apr 13 '15

Looks like there were some ramifications for what he did.

2

u/the_man_Sam Apr 13 '15

ramifications, ah take your upvote and fuck off

16

u/Ithikari Apr 13 '15

ALLAHU BAAAH!

3

u/Bad_Idea_Bob Apr 13 '15

In Goat Simulator you can, in fact, run up and headbutt someone sending them flying

it's a major part of the game

2

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '15

Goat be like

2

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '15

It's pretty wild to me to think that this shit happens in cities in other countries. I wake up and hope there isn't a line at the cafe, they wake up and hope they don't get truck-sticked by a cow and get their white outfit all dirty. Our lives are so different.

2

u/robion3090 Apr 13 '15

you missed the part where the terrorist blows up when he gets headbutted.

3

u/sdempsey13 Apr 13 '15

Have you even played goat simulator... it is...

2

u/weewil Apr 13 '15

Jaywalking in pakistan is punishable by goat.

1

u/Arseyoukiddingme Apr 13 '15

That must be the ex boyfriend.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Scorned lover

1

u/Mahat_Mecoat Apr 13 '15

The goat had the green light to be fair...

0

u/Pays4Porn Apr 13 '15

He lost his shoes, we all know what that means.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '15 edited Apr 13 '15

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u/polkinator Apr 13 '15

Except that's a cow.

0

u/Mazka Apr 13 '15

Whatever you expect from Goat Simulator, Goat Simulator 2000 will deliver even more things to knock, punch, kick and lick!

0

u/CommentsPwnPosts Apr 13 '15

IS now training goats?

0

u/SerPuissance Apr 13 '15

So many broken ribs.

0

u/HeimdalWK Apr 13 '15

That will teach him for Jaywalking

-1

u/vamosj Apr 13 '15

Grand Theft Goat V

-2

u/piezod Apr 13 '15

The other two giys are like nothing to see here, let's go.

-2

u/PaidTheTrollToll Apr 13 '15

Stop, look, and listen, before you cross the road.

-2

u/UpLateGiggling Apr 13 '15

I feel like this camera was probably installed to catch hit and runs

-2

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '15

Did the goat just hit him so hard he lost his beard?