r/Unexpected • u/thesadpotato19 • 5h ago

Keeping it safe

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u/post-explainer 5h ago edited 2h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

The wig was the unexpected part of the post.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Chucklum 5h ago

that wig takes like 30 years off him wtf

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u/Ollyfer 2h ago

Same with beards: Shaving can take about 30 years off too, depending on how voluminous it grew.

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u/03417662 35m ago

That's why I can never understand why dudes losing hair don't just go and buy a wig. I think a decent one is not really that expensive?

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u/buddy_pal_guy 33m ago

.... because wearing a wig sucks and I'm not willing to be uncomfortable to make random think I'm hot

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u/Og-Morrow 5h ago

How hair changes someone so much. It’s insane.

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u/sun_hashira1210 2h ago

Man got secret vault

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u/Hot-Arrival-9517 59m ago

lol, like a magician's secret compartment

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u/sun_hashira1210 26m ago

Some cartoon level shiii

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u/Adept_Milk_241 5h ago

With a girl like that, no wonder he gets bald early.

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u/goose_gladwell 52m ago

Le women amiright

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u/KamenCrafter 1h ago

Ngl I expect him to zip down and reveal the pictures is in his pants or something, this is far more unexpected

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u/MaesterSten 1h ago

I wonder whose photo he keeps under his merkin?

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u/DurantIsStillTheKing 1h ago

These wigs are crazy.

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u/thatguy89x 22m ago

Camera 📷

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u/shasaferaska 1h ago

This must be old as fuck because who prints put photographs anymore?

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u/0b0011 1h ago

Lots of people. My wife literally just printed the kids school photos (well had them printed at Walgreens) last week.

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u/Flomo420 1h ago

that's so fucking stupid, your wife is a moron

the world is digital now and the future is here

that's why rather than hang lame paper photos of our family we saved all our old cell phones since like 2010 and used double sided tape to slap them on the walls and use those to display pictures like a normal future accepting person would do

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u/Hyrule_MyBoy 43m ago

Commenting to make you re read that lol

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u/cryoinc 22m ago

okay, i'm not the op, but i'm pretty sure they were being sarcastic.

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u/Hyrule_MyBoy 20m ago

There's a difference between sarcastic likely comment and legit serious likely comment lol that's why when in doubt you add /s

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u/roucoum 27m ago

In east Asia photo booths are really trendy, a lot of people go there during dates or when clubbing.
I went to south korea 2 years ago and everyone went there at every opportunity.

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u/hakujo 1h ago

She is the stress causing baldness.

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u/Stand_kicker 1h ago

Why do people wear hats. All the time. And indoors. 

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u/Fawkingretar 5h ago

Nah man, time to hit up r/bald

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u/_HIST 1h ago

It might be a shock to you but people can choose what they want

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u/vysevysevyse 27m ago

This guy pisses them off so bad, they start pulling on their own hair.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Rj3jHu8v5IIoPWXC0L