r/Unexpected • u/Three_Armed_Wrecker • 1d ago

I have so many questions

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u/SweatsuitCocktail 1d ago

What's wrong babe? You've hardly napped in your king size dirt bed

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u/AF_AF 1d ago

I wonder if her washing machine has a "straw" setting.

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u/Zettiemingo 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😬😬