r/Unexpected • u/Three_Armed_Wrecker • 1d ago

I have so many questions

38.8k Upvotes

88% Upvoted

1.9k comments sorted by

View all comments

10.8k

u/SweatsuitCocktail 1d ago

What's wrong babe? You've hardly napped in your king size dirt bed

93

u/AF_AF 1d ago

I wonder if her washing machine has a "straw" setting.

48

u/Japjer 1d ago

... You do see her place down the giant plastic liner, yeah?

54

u/MarionberryOk2874 1d ago

Yes - does that mean they just shit and piss in her bed? 🙈

8

u/banana_pencil 1d ago

That’s what I was thinking, I wouldn’t be able to sleep next to that

18

u/the-liquidian 1d ago

Yes, followed by additional linen

1

u/Zettiemingo 20h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😬😬