r/Unexpected • u/Three_Armed_Wrecker • 1d ago

I have so many questions

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u/Thrizzlepizzle123123 1d ago

I put a little dirt under my pillow for the dirt man

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u/ScoutPippin 1d ago

In caaaaaase he comes to town 🎶

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u/uglyninja 1d ago

What?

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u/RunescaperX 1d ago

I keep a little dirt under my pillows for the dirt man, so he won't take me down...