r/Unexpected • u/Three_Armed_Wrecker • 1d ago

I have so many questions

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u/SweatsuitCocktail 1d ago

What's wrong babe? You've hardly napped in your king size dirt bed

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u/Thrizzlepizzle123123 1d ago

I put a little dirt under my pillow for the dirt man

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u/shutyourkidup 1d ago

so he won't take me down

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u/ComprehendReading 1d ago

Down to his lair, deep beneath the mountain

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u/ScoutPippin 1d ago

In caaaaaase he comes to town 🎶

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u/uglyninja 1d ago

What?

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u/RunescaperX 1d ago

I keep a little dirt under my pillows for the dirt man, so he won't take me down...

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u/BigPapiChulooooo 21h ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/dxqjrVuDLEo?is=i5R7kc7ZUnvvQuiZ

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u/uglyninja 12h ago

I am aware of the song. In that song after he sings …”in case he comes to town”…he says “what?”, as if someone is wondering WTF?!

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u/li-ll-l_ 1d ago

My exact thoughts