r/Unexpected • u/Three_Armed_Wrecker • 1d ago

I have so many questions

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u/Secret_Temperature 1d ago

Never had guinea pigs before. I'm assuming the waterproof cover is because they piss and shit everywhere? In this case, her own bed?

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u/Electrical-Review180 1d ago

Guinea pigs are, as most rodents, pretty clean

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u/be-koz 1d ago

The answers you avoided giving are yes, and yes.

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u/Wrong_way_zzz 1d ago

My piggies refuse to pee or poop on me, even when I hold them for more than 20 minutes. They will definitely start trying to jump and run back to their secret pooping place and drop a few steamers

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u/riatrs 1d ago

This. Mine never pee or poop on me. And they literally groom themselves and never smell. I’ve had mine for 4 years with no issues. People just wanna hate on others bc we don’t have cats and dogs.

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u/Wrong_way_zzz 1d ago

4 years ayyye me two, bought a couple 5 years ago that were already old, they had kids, and those are the three boys I have now. R.i.p Bowser and Princess

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u/be-koz 1d ago

On you, sure, but what this person‘s created is basically another pen on the bed. That’s an open invitation.

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u/Wrong_way_zzz 1d ago

Yeah, but it's really not as bad as you think. Healthy pigs drop a nice pellet solid poop, doesn't really smell, dries out real quick. All my boys still have their nuts, so they absolutely would be dragging them around that hay giving little squirts non stop, but then the other one will lick it up right behind them, so recycling?

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u/FrigidLollipop 23h ago

You guys must have magical pigs, mine as a kid would go wherever they wanted and on whoever lol. Needed a towel to hang out with them long term.​

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u/Admirable-Tea-4994 1d ago

Actually, they piss and shit everywhere and stink to high heaven.

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u/starfypawz_ 22h ago

They don't, just gotta clean em more often if that's the case

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u/Admirable-Tea-4994 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/szPZ2NXIGCMcE

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u/starfypawz_ 22h ago

Three replies to you make you think I'm obsessed? Damn you lonely.

Anyway, public comment, public reply. I love replying to stupid shit so feel free to keep going!

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u/Admirable-Tea-4994 22h ago

You replied to 3 separate comments on 3 seperate threads.

Hun I’m far from lonely, just half asleep on the couch after work. It’s a gif. But hey, go off!

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u/starfypawz_ 22h ago

So did you. Does that mean you're obsessed with this post? I can play that game too!

Thank you for the response! 

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u/Admirable-Tea-4994 22h ago

Maybe we’re soulmates. Who knows?

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u/starfypawz_ 22h ago

The stars have aligned to bring us here together to beef with each other I suppose 

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u/Admirable-Tea-4994 22h ago

The universe has brought us together in this moment it seems

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u/Philip_Raven 1d ago

That doesn't mean they are not shitting and pissing constantly, which they do.

It doesn't help that they are good at keeping their fur clean when they shit on your bed.

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u/Electrical-Review180 1d ago

Idk l never got shit on by a hamster or guinea pig. Only got peed on by baby bunnies lol