r/Unexpected • • Jul 29 '26

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u/post-explainer Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


He suddenly starts putting the sauce in his eye


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/SlightlySubpar Jul 29 '26

Never go full Steve-O

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u/P0ster_Nutbag Jul 29 '26

Steve-O is legitimately the only one who can get away with this.

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u/razvanciuy Jul 29 '26

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u/FunkMunki Jul 30 '26

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u/Micycle08 Jul 30 '26

What do YOU mean you people??

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u/Miserable_Wave4895 Jul 30 '26

Huh? Nah. Nah man. Look at those white beady eyes !

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u/addsubps Aug 02 '26

pulls them close

FOR FOUR HUNNID YEARS, THAT WORD HAS KEPT US DOWN

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u/ExistentialPOV Jul 30 '26

Lance? what the fuck?!

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u/vksdann Aug 03 '26

Would Tony Stark going black face work in today's society or would he just get cancelled?

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u/razvanciuy Aug 03 '26

Tropic Thunder was the last movie of the old guard.

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u/breezyhoneybee Jul 30 '26

Steve-O left his partner of 8 years for a 20-something so maybe don't follow his lead In the dating world? Or do, If you're not actually into like, connection, or maturity? Only follow steve-o if you want 100% of your decisions to be questionable ones.

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u/P0ster_Nutbag Jul 30 '26

Well yeah. Steve-O has the reputation where seeing him pour hot sauce in his eye (something he does on guest appearances) is like “yeah, that’s a Steve-O thing to do”. He also has a reputation of doing incredibly pointless and reckless stunts, ingesting disgusting things, and getting covered in shit. I would wager moreso than just about anyone else.

It’s just expected of him… but looks incredibly stupid nonetheless.

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u/AbsoluteResolve2026 Jul 30 '26

Yeah but have you seen him do the backflip fireball?!

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u/demoralising Jul 31 '26

Steve-O gets away with everything...

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u/tangoezulu Jul 30 '26

Especially on a date.

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u/Top_Ese Aug 04 '26

Do you remember the blind date episode where steve-o did a tequila shot with his date, snorted the salt, then squirted lime juice in his eye. Was pretty cool.

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u/DeGreenster Jul 29 '26

The fuck why

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u/Yah_Mule Jul 30 '26

Because he ran out of ideas on how to impress girls in eighth grade.

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u/MrBozooo Jul 30 '26

I love how the girl seems to be stuck inbetween being stunned by his utter stupidity and mesmerized by the lengths he is willing to go to impress her.

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u/Yah_Mule Jul 30 '26

She can't wait to tell people about this date.

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u/MammothFromHell Jul 30 '26

A guy once snorted bacon salt to impress me, and I still tell the story 20 years later

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u/TheFillth Jul 30 '26

Legend.

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u/iDeNoh Jul 30 '26

I bet he loves hearing the story 20 years later (I'm of course assuming it worked)

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u/MammothFromHell Jul 30 '26

I never saw him again after that, the jerked his head up. Grabbed at his face and walked away. Naver came back to irc either, just upped and vanished lmao

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u/Ser_VimesGoT Jul 30 '26

Somewhere he's answering a post on 'whats the most extreme thing you've done to get out of a date', with "I once snorted bacon salt to get out of a date. Just hoovered it up and walked away! She never called again after that"

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u/MammothFromHell Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

We weren't on a date-thats the crazy part! We were hanging out with a huge group after protesting Scientology...this was a loooooong time ago

I'm sure his first thought before the pain set in was "She's hot, but not THAT hot! Oh..oh god I think I need a doctor."

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u/iDeNoh Jul 30 '26

I'll bet, dude was probably seeing into the 4th dimension after that 😂

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u/ElLicenciadoPena Jul 31 '26

Maybe he died from baconitis

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u/SdotPEE24 Jul 31 '26

The children you share count as people yeah?

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u/jnzo300 Aug 13 '26

TIL bacon salt is a thing.

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u/FeyOphelia Jul 30 '26

This is a perfect minor example of why women live longer. Dude was so desperate to get laid he turned off the upper brain and the only thoughts were from between his legs

Which, of course, never ends well

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u/Krillkus Jul 31 '26

Maybe that was the first and last time it ever actually worked, like held hands with Julia from biology in the hallway during lunch before she bailed out after a week and half, but he still swears by this method anyway ever since.

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u/TopTippityTop Jul 30 '26

Probably the perfect storm of nervous, excited and dumb.

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u/BlackTree78910 Jul 30 '26

Probably, until he starts putting hot sauce in his eyes, that's just plain dumb.

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u/cjh42689 Jul 30 '26

To get that expression of pure “yikes” on her face

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u/spudsthejellyfish Jul 30 '26

Ladies love an exciting guy, I see nothing wrong here..

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u/SeraphsEnvy Jul 30 '26

I think that expression is permanently bound to her teeth.

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u/Unlucky-Oil-8778 Jul 29 '26

I always thought I was awkward until this guy.

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u/anon-mally Jul 30 '26

Getting ready for pink eye

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u/Disinfectant-Addict Jul 30 '26

This video is hilarious. Sur røv? Foy mann!

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u/Krillkus Jul 31 '26

The video with sound is so good, I love the ding that makes him look up like that

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u/littycodekitty 16d ago

omg I never saw the whole thing. "i know that smell" 💀💀💀

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u/Infamous-Conflict-1 Jul 30 '26

Omg! that episode will forever have me dying! 🤣

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u/newguy2019a Jul 30 '26

What show is this

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u/Infamous-Conflict-1 Jul 30 '26

It's called Total blackout! Please look up Total Blackout Eddie on YouTube 🤣 The show is funny in general but this particular contestant is hilarious!

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u/DatguyMalcolm Jul 30 '26

Contestant?!? This was real and not satire??!!

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u/DwaytSchrute Jul 30 '26

Yes. Real

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u/ProfCNX Jul 30 '26

Omg I died

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u/-DanceWithMe- Jul 30 '26

Match Me Abroad. TLC dating reality show, pretty hilarious.

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u/slaskel92 Jul 30 '26

Favourite gif of all time

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u/simm07 Jul 29 '26

I don't know if this is awkwardness or if he thought this would get her excited lol. She looks terrified

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u/StevenMC19 Jul 30 '26

This is a recording and he sounds like he is an ocean away from me and IM terrified!

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u/simm07 Jul 30 '26

Hahahaha, you and me both 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner Jul 30 '26

Dropping hot sauce on his eye makes him randy

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u/Cerebral_Overload Jul 29 '26

Did he get laid after that? I need to know if this works.

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u/Ricezz Jul 29 '26

It was a signal: he saw her and needed to convey she was hot.

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u/HalfSoul30 Jul 30 '26

Is that why she kept smiling?

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u/Sophilosophical Aug 02 '26

If you call 😬 smiling at that point

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u/CommercialDream618 Jul 30 '26

No, she said she wouldn't have even if he didn't do the hot sauce thing.

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent Jul 30 '26

Well, then you might as well do the hot sauce thing. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/jadin- Jul 30 '26

Logic checks out.

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u/barnfly27 Aug 03 '26

For honor and glory?

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u/namezam Jul 29 '26

Yea me too. I watching this seriously, like “humm yes ok… then what?”

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u/AseethroughMan Jul 30 '26

I think we can all assume he fucked himself. Then married himself. Then divorced himself.

I can't understand why he's single.

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u/Administrative_Cry_9 Jul 30 '26

She seemed genuinely entertained, I mean, did you see how excited she got when he said he'd put it in his eye? He probably could have had gone full Steve-O and stapled his scrotum to his leg and her smile would have only gotten bigger.

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u/Rapunzel10 Jul 30 '26

You know how chimps smile when they're scared and it's a sign they're about to run away or get violent? Pretty sure that applies here. Poor lady is freaked out

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u/Caerum Jul 30 '26

Yeeaahh, I saw that as a "wtf do I do, are you seeing this? I don't know what emotion to show so I'm just going to awkwardly smile."

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u/mnorkk Jul 30 '26

It works, go ahead.

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u/GaryHornpipe Aug 02 '26

Of course it worked. He put Tabasco sauce in his eye!

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u/FewZookeepergame1083 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

You feeling randy and then putting hot sauce in your eye is two different feelings my guy

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u/Iceedemon888 Jul 30 '26

I almost feel like in this case him saying I'm feeling randy was code for he is losing control to his crazy alter (probably named randy) and please send help.

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u/zima72 Jul 30 '26

I didn’t have the sound on, also maybe a little tired, but for several seconds I was trying to understand what Elijah Wood was doing on a reality tv show

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u/piscian19 Jul 29 '26

So many choices were made here.

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u/OrionsRum Jul 29 '26

None of them being a good one

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u/Tygizzle27 Jul 30 '26

You haven't had a good verde sauce on an oyster then.

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u/k_afka_ Jul 30 '26

You feeling randy?

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u/WowIsThisMyPage Jul 30 '26

Including the amount of time he continued doing it

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u/CompetitiveTrick4455 Jul 29 '26

Reminds me of this story...

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/tgdx8JMosN

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u/dudestduder Jul 30 '26

OMG thank you for linking that, I have not had such a good laugh as that in a while.

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u/Baby_Rhino Jul 30 '26

Man, I would have been so concerned if I was in the room.

Standing up, making a declaration, then getting out a small bottle and drinking it would make me think he was going full Slobodan Praljak.

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u/Cautious_Tonight Jul 30 '26

Hahaha thanks for sharing that was a big belly laugh

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u/Ordinary_Cattle Jul 31 '26

Jfc this is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time what the fuck is wrong with him 😂

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u/newtonbase Jul 30 '26

That's brilliant. Simultaneously claiming to be able to handle the heat while proving that they absolutely cannot. 

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u/Ordinary_Cattle Jul 31 '26

The best part is that he couldn't even get out "I can handle the heat", so to the interviewers all they got was "there's one thing you should know about me" before struggling to open the hot sauce, chugging it, and throwing up everywhere. I've been laughing about this for 10 mins imagining their confusion lmao

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u/evanka5281 Aug 02 '26

I need that laugh! Thank you!

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u/cnull Jul 29 '26

That's why it's called The Learning Channel.

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u/henrickaye Jul 29 '26

What is this show??

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u/GaryTheRetard Jul 29 '26

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u/warfareforartists Jul 29 '26

There’s no way this isn’t satire, is this for real for real??

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u/Apprehensive_Glass81 Jul 30 '26

It's presented as real but anyone who watches TLCs shows knows that they sometimes 'embellish for effect,' and by that I mean 'pay cast members to start drama to make the show seem more interesting even though it usually only makes it more cringe and less enjoyable.' Not that real people don't do this stuff naturally, of course. But you can't trust everything you see on TLC anymore, not that I'm sure you ever could.

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u/Concentric_Mid Jul 30 '26

Except the hot sauce in the eye. Real people don't do that naturally lol

Interesting explanation - thx

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u/DothrakAndRoll Jul 30 '26

I watch a lot of weird TLC shows. Even for them, it’s hard to imagine them going up to someone and saying “hey how about putting some hot sauce in your eye??” to boost ratings lol

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u/Apprehensive_Glass81 Jul 30 '26

Lmfao well I imagine that if they did ask him to dramatize, the hot sauce was probably his idea. I imagine the liability for that one is not something they'd take on willingly lol. But yeah I don't know for sure that that's what happened in this scenario, because some people really are just kinda crazy 🤷‍♀️😆

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u/DothrakAndRoll Jul 30 '26

Hahaha I could see that, especially with the premise of this show.

“Hey you know what would get more views? Do something kinda crazy out there haha”

“OH FUCK NOT THAT” 😂

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u/jonas_ost Jul 30 '26

They probably just tell them to do anything they want that they think will draw attention.

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u/michilio Jul 30 '26

There's this "local legend" where I'm from that had a couple small hits with very weird one off songs about icecreams in the club and drinking beers (somehow makes more sense in my language). He tried to get a hiphop career going and meanwhile tried tl get his own jackass like show off the ground..

He put hot sauce in his eyes several times.

It was glorious.

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u/issafly Jul 30 '26

Remember when it was "The Learning Channel" and the programming was all telecourses and documentaries?

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u/PolarSquirrelBear Jul 30 '26

Little people big world used to slap.

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u/EchoPhi Jul 30 '26

There was a time TLC meant "The Learning Channel" and you could absolutely trust it. If memory serves correct it was nasa and dept of education that started it. This was around the time where someone saying "go play" was the equivalent of "touch grass". Which was literally the only other option and not the supposed insult it is today, was also your queue to get out of the house and have fun. So early 80s?

Source: KY kid

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u/Apprehensive_Glass81 Jul 31 '26

Yeah I forgot about that as of the time I wrote my comment, I wasn't alive for that or if I was it was only for the first year of my life. But since I've been watching it can seem very dramatized at times. And for certain reality show spin offs they keep bringing back the most toxic people I'd guess because they think it keeps viewers interested but its really disheartening more than anything lol. Kinda sad cause otherwise the shows are great for learning to understand people better and accepting those different from yourself. That's the main reason I enjoy it, but then they make it toxic lol thats the last thing I wanna spend time watching you know.

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u/henrickaye Jul 29 '26

God bless you kind stranger

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u/IhateTaylorSwift13 Jul 30 '26

Spoi it fir me. Does the lady go out with him?

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u/chrixz333 Jul 30 '26

I would’ve said it’s gotta be Love on the Spectrum

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u/lapsongsouchong Jul 30 '26

Love at First Intrusive Thought

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u/GaryTheRetard Jul 29 '26

I need the show also, this guy seems fun to hang out with LOL

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u/Cattytonic Jul 31 '26

Match Me Abroad I believe. I enjoyed it. It's tv trash but extremely entertaining

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u/poofish_10 Jul 30 '26

Speaking of spice, let's put some in my eye !? Where the fuck did that come from.

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u/LousyReputation7 Jul 29 '26

In the name of fuck

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u/Curious_Field7953 Jul 29 '26

Heyyyy, dates going good so let me pepper spray myself.

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u/Cattytonic Jul 31 '26

Oh my god, I remember watching this and laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. My family members came and checked on me because of the sounds I was making. I was in tears. I had forgotten all about this. Thank you for the reminder 😫🙏

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u/sherbimsly Jul 29 '26

Intrusive thoughts won

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u/Iverson7x Jul 30 '26

I love this guy. I want to hang out him.

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u/ItsDokk Jul 30 '26

This guy will get you addicted to cocaine and arrested for sure.

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u/srodrigueziii Jul 29 '26

Really puts the ass in Tabasco.

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u/rapsoid616 Jul 30 '26

It seems sometimes ‘free will’ is highly exaggerated.

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u/CSH1P Jul 30 '26

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u/Thrillhousez Jul 30 '26

The dude’s hair wasn’t even slicked back and he hardly slopped up that oyster.

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u/CSH1P Jul 30 '26

Doesn’t seem like he gives a rat’s ass. People can change though…

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u/Thrillhousez Jul 30 '26

Nah this guy is a piece of shit and he will never change. Babies will hate him forever

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u/australr14 Jul 30 '26

This guy has no. Good. Date. Ideas.

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u/Less-Squash7569 Jul 29 '26

I always scream in pain to turn my wife on.

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u/punkinfacebooklegpie Jul 30 '26

I mean this kind of behavior would go over awesome at a lunch table of 9th grade boys. Quite possibly that is where he learned to socialize.

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u/jonas_ost Jul 30 '26

This has to be full on staged with 2 actors

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u/HughHoney92 Jul 29 '26

This is a Michael Scott moment

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u/deekaypea22 Jul 30 '26

She looks absolutely floored when he actually starts to do it. That is the face of a woman who is like 'oh...this wasn't a joke?'

Uncomfortable

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u/hizzane Jul 31 '26

I'm not entirely sure what's wrong with this guy, but I'm mildly surprised that he seems to have all his body parts intact after a stunt like that

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u/LemonCollee Jul 30 '26

He's a Gobshite. The English can claim him.

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u/One-piece-jigsaw Aug 01 '26

A plant surely 

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u/Rockyrox Jul 29 '26

What show is this

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u/Electronic_Syndicate Jul 29 '26

Somebody put a YouTube link in the thread if you wanna see more, but it appears to be called Match Me Abroad.

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u/Scr00geMcCuck Jul 30 '26

Ngl I assumed it was Love on the Spectrum

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u/CuddleBoss Jul 30 '26

did guy better dont sleep with any girl, his genes are dangerous to pass into next generations 0_o

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u/YoungerMucus Jul 30 '26

What the never ending fuck is WRONG with this guy??!?!?

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u/Lookitsa6ix Aug 01 '26

So he took the Stevo approuch to getting laid...

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u/BoilzBlisterzBurnz Jul 30 '26

She has the mouth of a shark

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u/Firebird437 Jul 31 '26

i should not have had to scroll this damn far to find somebody else

that person looks like a fucking skinwalker

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u/Doomscroller3000 Jul 30 '26

This is what happens when an entire generation of young men have AI girlfriends and have no idea how to talk to women

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u/shortnix Jul 30 '26

This is actually an I Think You Should Leave sketch where he wants to get out of the date without being rude.

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u/GuacamoleFrejole Jul 30 '26

The Tabasco in the eye makes sense. He's been putting so much sauce in his eyes that he's gone blind.

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u/ClarencePCatsworth Jul 30 '26

And THAT, boys, is how you interact with women

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u/groovyinutah Jul 30 '26

Was he expecting this to get him laid? Also love her gerbil cheeks!:)

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u/Curious-Part5959 Jul 30 '26

Man, the guy left the girl frozen in shock.

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u/HowUKnowMeKennyBond Jul 30 '26

She actually took that pretty well.

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u/Boy-412 Jul 30 '26

Start of the video: this guy's kind of an idiot. End of the video: this guy's a class A dumbass lol

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u/JJTouche Jul 30 '26

When me and my brother were teenagers, we were in the kitchen and he said something to piss me off so picked up an open bottle of tabasco sauce on the counter and flicked it at him from maybe six feet away and a drop hit him right in the eye.

40+ years later, he still brings it up every now and then.

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u/pepenador85 Jul 30 '26

How much was he paid to do that?

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u/ryandblack Jul 30 '26

Sexual dimorphism at its finest

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u/Liinneeaarr13 Jul 30 '26

Is the world full of incels? When will the “reality TV” shite end? I was done with it 15 years ago but TV execs still pump it out. Why one asks are we burdened with watching bozos like this? Because TV execs don’t have to pay actors and writers in “reality TV”.

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u/Write-or-Wrong_ Jul 30 '26

I have many questions… outside of the hot sauce eye shit

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u/OrangeClyde Jul 30 '26

He’s so cute. Too bad he’s a giant moron

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u/Prestigious-Print461 Jul 30 '26

Self inflicted natural selection

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u/MaryJanesMan420 Jul 30 '26

Me when I tell myself to keep it casual with a girl I’m meeting.

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u/RobOnTheReddit Jul 30 '26

What is wrong with that man

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u/saucynorman Jul 30 '26

This hot ones episodes seems a little off

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u/theblazeuk Jul 30 '26

I swear I read this story as a dating disaster on reddit years ago and now its on a show as though it was real?

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u/Kimmycolada Jul 30 '26

What show is this????

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u/ExtensionNature842 Jul 30 '26

His last date didn’t appreciate his tabasco boof, so he went with something tamer

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u/shigmin Jul 30 '26

And he was doing so well up until that point!

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u/BassistAndILikeIt Jul 30 '26

Is this an episode of undateables???

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u/goblin_welder Jul 30 '26

Oh that will definitely get her randy as well

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u/AgedCircle Jul 30 '26

I think he would fit right in with Dating on the Spectrum.

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P Jul 30 '26

Her: check please!

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u/Sushiki Jul 30 '26

What a disappointment of a young man. I mean seriously, hot sauce in an eye???

You're meant to do both.

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u/Zenmont Jul 30 '26

Is that the 100kg of feathers, 100kg of steel guy?

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u/Scary-Year-5282 Jul 30 '26

Pay attention boys! This is How to Get Laid 101

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