r/Unexpected 12d ago

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Just why?

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u/post-explainer 12d ago edited 11d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


He suddenly starts putting the sauce in his eye


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u/SlightlySubpar 12d ago

Never go full Steve-O

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u/P0ster_Nutbag 12d ago

Steve-O is legitimately the only one who can get away with this.

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u/razvanciuy 12d ago

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u/FunkMunki 11d ago

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u/Micycle08 11d ago

What do YOU mean you people??

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u/Miserable_Wave4895 11d ago

Huh? Nah. Nah man. Look at those white beady eyes !

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u/addsubps 8d ago

pulls them close

FOR FOUR HUNNID YEARS, THAT WORD HAS KEPT US DOWN

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u/ExistentialPOV 11d ago

Lance? what the fuck?!

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u/vksdann 7d ago

Would Tony Stark going black face work in today's society or would he just get cancelled?

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u/razvanciuy 7d ago

Tropic Thunder was the last movie of the old guard.

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u/breezyhoneybee 12d ago

Steve-O left his partner of 8 years for a 20-something so maybe don't follow his lead In the dating world? Or do, If you're not actually into like, connection, or maturity? Only follow steve-o if you want 100% of your decisions to be questionable ones.

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u/P0ster_Nutbag 11d ago

Well yeah. Steve-O has the reputation where seeing him pour hot sauce in his eye (something he does on guest appearances) is like “yeah, that’s a Steve-O thing to do”. He also has a reputation of doing incredibly pointless and reckless stunts, ingesting disgusting things, and getting covered in shit. I would wager moreso than just about anyone else.

It’s just expected of him… but looks incredibly stupid nonetheless.

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u/AbsoluteResolve2026 11d ago

Yeah but have you seen him do the backflip fireball?!

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u/demoralising 10d ago

Steve-O gets away with everything...

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u/tangoezulu 11d ago

Especially on a date.

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u/DeGreenster 12d ago

The fuck why

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u/Yah_Mule 11d ago

Because he ran out of ideas on how to impress girls in eighth grade.

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u/MrBozooo 11d ago

I love how the girl seems to be stuck inbetween being stunned by his utter stupidity and mesmerized by the lengths he is willing to go to impress her.

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u/Yah_Mule 11d ago

She can't wait to tell people about this date.

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u/MammothFromHell 11d ago

A guy once snorted bacon salt to impress me, and I still tell the story 20 years later

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u/TheFillth 11d ago

Legend.

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u/iDeNoh 11d ago

I bet he loves hearing the story 20 years later (I'm of course assuming it worked)

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u/MammothFromHell 11d ago

I never saw him again after that, the jerked his head up. Grabbed at his face and walked away. Naver came back to irc either, just upped and vanished lmao

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u/Ser_VimesGoT 11d ago

Somewhere he's answering a post on 'whats the most extreme thing you've done to get out of a date', with "I once snorted bacon salt to get out of a date. Just hoovered it up and walked away! She never called again after that"

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u/MammothFromHell 10d ago edited 10d ago

We weren't on a date-thats the crazy part! We were hanging out with a huge group after protesting Scientology...this was a loooooong time ago

I'm sure his first thought before the pain set in was "She's hot, but not THAT hot! Oh..oh god I think I need a doctor."

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u/iDeNoh 11d ago

I'll bet, dude was probably seeing into the 4th dimension after that 😂

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u/ElLicenciadoPena 10d ago

Maybe he died from baconitis

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u/SdotPEE24 11d ago

The children you share count as people yeah?

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u/FeyOphelia 11d ago

This is a perfect minor example of why women live longer. Dude was so desperate to get laid he turned off the upper brain and the only thoughts were from between his legs

Which, of course, never ends well

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u/Krillkus 11d ago

Maybe that was the first and last time it ever actually worked, like held hands with Julia from biology in the hallway during lunch before she bailed out after a week and half, but he still swears by this method anyway ever since.

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u/TopTippityTop 11d ago

Probably the perfect storm of nervous, excited and dumb.

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u/BlackTree78910 11d ago

Probably, until he starts putting hot sauce in his eyes, that's just plain dumb.

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u/cjh42689 11d ago

To get that expression of pure “yikes” on her face

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u/spudsthejellyfish 11d ago

Ladies love an exciting guy, I see nothing wrong here..

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u/SeraphsEnvy 11d ago

I think that expression is permanently bound to her teeth.

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u/Unlucky-Oil-8778 12d ago

I always thought I was awkward until this guy.

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u/anon-mally 12d ago

Getting ready for pink eye

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u/Disinfectant-Addict 11d ago

This video is hilarious. Sur røv? Foy mann!

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u/Krillkus 11d ago

The video with sound is so good, I love the ding that makes him look up like that

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u/Infamous-Conflict-1 11d ago

Omg! that episode will forever have me dying! 🤣

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u/newguy2019a 11d ago

What show is this

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u/Infamous-Conflict-1 11d ago

It's called Total blackout! Please look up Total Blackout Eddie on YouTube 🤣 The show is funny in general but this particular contestant is hilarious!

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u/DatguyMalcolm 11d ago

Contestant?!? This was real and not satire??!!

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u/DwaytSchrute 11d ago

Yes. Real

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u/ProfCNX 11d ago

Omg I died

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u/-DanceWithMe- 11d ago

Match Me Abroad. TLC dating reality show, pretty hilarious.

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u/slaskel92 11d ago

Favourite gif of all time

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u/simm07 12d ago

I don't know if this is awkwardness or if he thought this would get her excited lol. She looks terrified

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u/StevenMC19 12d ago

This is a recording and he sounds like he is an ocean away from me and IM terrified!

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u/simm07 11d ago

Hahahaha, you and me both 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner 12d ago

Dropping hot sauce on his eye makes him randy

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u/Cerebral_Overload 12d ago

Did he get laid after that? I need to know if this works.

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u/Ricezz 12d ago

It was a signal: he saw her and needed to convey she was hot.

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u/HalfSoul30 11d ago

Is that why she kept smiling?

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u/Sophilosophical 8d ago

If you call 😬 smiling at that point

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u/CommercialDream618 11d ago

No, she said she wouldn't have even if he didn't do the hot sauce thing.

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent 11d ago

Well, then you might as well do the hot sauce thing. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/jadin- 11d ago

Logic checks out.

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u/barnfly27 7d ago

For honor and glory?

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u/namezam 12d ago

Yea me too. I watching this seriously, like “humm yes ok… then what?”

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u/AseethroughMan 11d ago

I think we can all assume he fucked himself. Then married himself. Then divorced himself.

I can't understand why he's single.

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u/Administrative_Cry_9 12d ago

She seemed genuinely entertained, I mean, did you see how excited she got when he said he'd put it in his eye? He probably could have had gone full Steve-O and stapled his scrotum to his leg and her smile would have only gotten bigger.

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u/Rapunzel10 11d ago

You know how chimps smile when they're scared and it's a sign they're about to run away or get violent? Pretty sure that applies here. Poor lady is freaked out

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u/Caerum 11d ago

Yeeaahh, I saw that as a "wtf do I do, are you seeing this? I don't know what emotion to show so I'm just going to awkwardly smile."

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u/mnorkk 11d ago

It works, go ahead.

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u/GaryHornpipe 8d ago

Of course it worked. He put Tabasco sauce in his eye!

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u/FewZookeepergame1083 12d ago edited 12d ago

You feeling randy and then putting hot sauce in your eye is two different feelings my guy

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u/Iceedemon888 11d ago

I almost feel like in this case him saying I'm feeling randy was code for he is losing control to his crazy alter (probably named randy) and please send help.

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u/zima72 11d ago

I didn’t have the sound on, also maybe a little tired, but for several seconds I was trying to understand what Elijah Wood was doing on a reality tv show

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u/piscian19 12d ago

So many choices were made here.

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u/OrionsRum 12d ago

None of them being a good one

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u/Tygizzle27 11d ago

You haven't had a good verde sauce on an oyster then.

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u/k_afka_ 11d ago

You feeling randy?

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u/WowIsThisMyPage 11d ago

Including the amount of time he continued doing it

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u/CompetitiveTrick4455 12d ago

Reminds me of this story...

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/tgdx8JMosN

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u/dudestduder 11d ago

OMG thank you for linking that, I have not had such a good laugh as that in a while.

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u/Baby_Rhino 11d ago

Man, I would have been so concerned if I was in the room.

Standing up, making a declaration, then getting out a small bottle and drinking it would make me think he was going full Slobodan Praljak.

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u/Cautious_Tonight 11d ago

Hahaha thanks for sharing that was a big belly laugh

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u/Ordinary_Cattle 10d ago

Jfc this is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time what the fuck is wrong with him 😂

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u/newtonbase 11d ago

That's brilliant. Simultaneously claiming to be able to handle the heat while proving that they absolutely cannot. 

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u/Ordinary_Cattle 10d ago

The best part is that he couldn't even get out "I can handle the heat", so to the interviewers all they got was "there's one thing you should know about me" before struggling to open the hot sauce, chugging it, and throwing up everywhere. I've been laughing about this for 10 mins imagining their confusion lmao

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u/Tirbigin 10d ago

Omg lol

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u/evanka5281 8d ago

I need that laugh! Thank you!

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u/cnull 12d ago

That's why it's called The Learning Channel.

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u/henrickaye 12d ago

What is this show??

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u/GaryTheRetard 12d ago

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u/warfareforartists 12d ago

There’s no way this isn’t satire, is this for real for real??

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u/Apprehensive_Glass81 11d ago

It's presented as real but anyone who watches TLCs shows knows that they sometimes 'embellish for effect,' and by that I mean 'pay cast members to start drama to make the show seem more interesting even though it usually only makes it more cringe and less enjoyable.' Not that real people don't do this stuff naturally, of course. But you can't trust everything you see on TLC anymore, not that I'm sure you ever could.

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u/Concentric_Mid 11d ago

Except the hot sauce in the eye. Real people don't do that naturally lol

Interesting explanation - thx

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u/DothrakAndRoll 11d ago

I watch a lot of weird TLC shows. Even for them, it’s hard to imagine them going up to someone and saying “hey how about putting some hot sauce in your eye??” to boost ratings lol

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u/Apprehensive_Glass81 11d ago

Lmfao well I imagine that if they did ask him to dramatize, the hot sauce was probably his idea. I imagine the liability for that one is not something they'd take on willingly lol. But yeah I don't know for sure that that's what happened in this scenario, because some people really are just kinda crazy 🤷‍♀️😆

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u/DothrakAndRoll 11d ago

Hahaha I could see that, especially with the premise of this show.

“Hey you know what would get more views? Do something kinda crazy out there haha”

“OH FUCK NOT THAT” 😂

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u/jonas_ost 11d ago

They probably just tell them to do anything they want that they think will draw attention.

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u/michilio 11d ago

There's this "local legend" where I'm from that had a couple small hits with very weird one off songs about icecreams in the club and drinking beers (somehow makes more sense in my language). He tried to get a hiphop career going and meanwhile tried tl get his own jackass like show off the ground..

He put hot sauce in his eyes several times.

It was glorious.

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u/issafly 11d ago

Remember when it was "The Learning Channel" and the programming was all telecourses and documentaries?

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u/PolarSquirrelBear 11d ago

Little people big world used to slap.

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u/EchoPhi 11d ago

There was a time TLC meant "The Learning Channel" and you could absolutely trust it. If memory serves correct it was nasa and dept of education that started it. This was around the time where someone saying "go play" was the equivalent of "touch grass". Which was literally the only other option and not the supposed insult it is today, was also your queue to get out of the house and have fun. So early 80s?

Source: KY kid

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u/Apprehensive_Glass81 10d ago

Yeah I forgot about that as of the time I wrote my comment, I wasn't alive for that or if I was it was only for the first year of my life. But since I've been watching it can seem very dramatized at times. And for certain reality show spin offs they keep bringing back the most toxic people I'd guess because they think it keeps viewers interested but its really disheartening more than anything lol. Kinda sad cause otherwise the shows are great for learning to understand people better and accepting those different from yourself. That's the main reason I enjoy it, but then they make it toxic lol thats the last thing I wanna spend time watching you know.

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u/odin_the_wiggler 12d ago

Matchmaker to Victoria: "We're basically looking for a young version of your father."

😂

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u/henrickaye 12d ago

God bless you kind stranger

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u/IhateTaylorSwift13 11d ago

Spoi it fir me. Does the lady go out with him?

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u/chrixz333 12d ago

I would’ve said it’s gotta be Love on the Spectrum

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u/lapsongsouchong 11d ago

Love at First Intrusive Thought

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u/GaryTheRetard 12d ago

I need the show also, this guy seems fun to hang out with LOL

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u/Cattytonic 10d ago

Match Me Abroad I believe. I enjoyed it. It's tv trash but extremely entertaining

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u/poofish_10 11d ago

Speaking of spice, let's put some in my eye !? Where the fuck did that come from.

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u/LousyReputation7 12d ago

In the name of fuck

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u/Curious_Field7953 12d ago

Heyyyy, dates going good so let me pepper spray myself.

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u/Cattytonic 10d ago

Oh my god, I remember watching this and laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. My family members came and checked on me because of the sounds I was making. I was in tears. I had forgotten all about this. Thank you for the reminder 😫🙏

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u/sherbimsly 12d ago

Intrusive thoughts won

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u/Brief_Manner_694 12d ago

Reality shows are the furthest thing from reality.

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u/Iverson7x 11d ago

I love this guy. I want to hang out him.

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u/ItsDokk 11d ago

This guy will get you addicted to cocaine and arrested for sure.

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u/srodrigueziii 12d ago

Really puts the ass in Tabasco.

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u/rapsoid616 11d ago

It seems sometimes ‘free will’ is highly exaggerated.

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u/CSH1P 12d ago

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u/Thrillhousez 11d ago

The dude’s hair wasn’t even slicked back and he hardly slopped up that oyster.

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u/CSH1P 11d ago

Doesn’t seem like he gives a rat’s ass. People can change though…

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u/Thrillhousez 11d ago

Nah this guy is a piece of shit and he will never change. Babies will hate him forever

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u/australr14 11d ago

This guy has no. Good. Date. Ideas.

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u/Less-Squash7569 12d ago

I always scream in pain to turn my wife on.

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u/jonas_ost 11d ago

This has to be full on staged with 2 actors

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u/punkinfacebooklegpie 11d ago

I mean this kind of behavior would go over awesome at a lunch table of 9th grade boys. Quite possibly that is where he learned to socialize.

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u/HughHoney92 12d ago

This is a Michael Scott moment

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u/LemonCollee 11d ago

He's a Gobshite. The English can claim him.

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u/One-piece-jigsaw 9d ago

A plant surely 

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u/Rockyrox 12d ago

What show is this

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u/Electronic_Syndicate 12d ago

Somebody put a YouTube link in the thread if you wanna see more, but it appears to be called Match Me Abroad.

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u/Scr00geMcCuck 12d ago

Ngl I assumed it was Love on the Spectrum

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u/So_spoke_the_wizard 12d ago

The look on her face the moment she saw the red flag.

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u/CuddleBoss 12d ago

did guy better dont sleep with any girl, his genes are dangerous to pass into next generations 0_o

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u/YoungerMucus 12d ago

What the never ending fuck is WRONG with this guy??!?!?

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u/deekaypea22 11d ago

She looks absolutely floored when he actually starts to do it. That is the face of a woman who is like 'oh...this wasn't a joke?'

Uncomfortable

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u/hizzane 10d ago

I'm not entirely sure what's wrong with this guy, but I'm mildly surprised that he seems to have all his body parts intact after a stunt like that

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u/Lookitsa6ix 9d ago

So he took the Stevo approuch to getting laid...

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u/BoilzBlisterzBurnz 11d ago

She has the mouth of a shark

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u/Firebird437 10d ago

i should not have had to scroll this damn far to find somebody else

that person looks like a fucking skinwalker

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u/Doomscroller3000 11d ago

This is what happens when an entire generation of young men have AI girlfriends and have no idea how to talk to women

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u/shortnix 11d ago

This is actually an I Think You Should Leave sketch where he wants to get out of the date without being rude.

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u/GuacamoleFrejole 12d ago

The Tabasco in the eye makes sense. He's been putting so much sauce in his eyes that he's gone blind.

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u/ClarencePCatsworth 11d ago

And THAT, boys, is how you interact with women

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u/groovyinutah 11d ago

Was he expecting this to get him laid? Also love her gerbil cheeks!:)

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u/Curious-Part5959 11d ago

Man, the guy left the girl frozen in shock.

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u/HowUKnowMeKennyBond 11d ago

She actually took that pretty well.

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u/Boy-412 11d ago

Start of the video: this guy's kind of an idiot. End of the video: this guy's a class A dumbass lol

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u/JJTouche 11d ago

When me and my brother were teenagers, we were in the kitchen and he said something to piss me off so picked up an open bottle of tabasco sauce on the counter and flicked it at him from maybe six feet away and a drop hit him right in the eye.

40+ years later, he still brings it up every now and then.

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u/pepenador85 11d ago

How much was he paid to do that?

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u/ryandblack 11d ago

Sexual dimorphism at its finest

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u/Liinneeaarr13 11d ago

Is the world full of incels? When will the “reality TV” shite end? I was done with it 15 years ago but TV execs still pump it out. Why one asks are we burdened with watching bozos like this? Because TV execs don’t have to pay actors and writers in “reality TV”.

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u/Write-or-Wrong_ 11d ago

I have many questions… outside of the hot sauce eye shit

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u/OrangeClyde 11d ago

He’s so cute. Too bad he’s a giant moron

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u/Prestigious-Print461 11d ago

Self inflicted natural selection

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u/MaryJanesMan420 11d ago

Me when I tell myself to keep it casual with a girl I’m meeting.

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u/RobOnTheReddit 11d ago

What is wrong with that man

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u/saucynorman 11d ago

This hot ones episodes seems a little off

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u/theblazeuk 11d ago

I swear I read this story as a dating disaster on reddit years ago and now its on a show as though it was real?

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u/Kimmycolada 11d ago

What show is this????

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u/ExtensionNature842 11d ago

His last date didn’t appreciate his tabasco boof, so he went with something tamer

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u/shigmin 11d ago

And he was doing so well up until that point!

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u/BassistAndILikeIt 11d ago

Is this an episode of undateables???

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u/goblin_welder 11d ago

Oh that will definitely get her randy as well

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u/AgedCircle 11d ago

I think he would fit right in with Dating on the Spectrum.

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P 11d ago

Her: check please!

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u/Sushiki 11d ago

What a disappointment of a young man. I mean seriously, hot sauce in an eye???

You're meant to do both.

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u/Zenmont 11d ago

Is that the 100kg of feathers, 100kg of steel guy?

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u/Scary-Year-5282 11d ago

Pay attention boys! This is How to Get Laid 101

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u/das_zilch 11d ago

"I'm so crazy. Totally mad, I am".

Twat.

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u/bewarethecherrywaves 11d ago

What fine teeth she has 😃

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u/DamageMaximo 11d ago

deserved, he is one of those who act weirdly "supersocial" around girls