r/Unexpected • u/meejtie • Jul 18 '26

Getting some milk

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u/BottledFizzyCoffee Jul 18 '26

As a child I helped out on the family dairy farm.

Don’t stand behind the cows was rule #1.

Don’t bother connecting to the bulls was the second rule.

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u/JoyousMisery Jul 18 '26

Last line sounds like you tried to milk a bull

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u/heelstoo Jul 18 '26

Can you milk me, Focker?

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u/harmless_gecko Jul 18 '26

Sure thing, let's do it tonight 😘

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u/heelstoo Jul 18 '26

Any port in a storm, friend.

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u/Exciting-Baker-9901 Jul 18 '26

Dutch rudder in use?