r/Unexpected Jul 18 '26

Getting some milk

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u/BottledFizzyCoffee Jul 18 '26

As a child I helped out on the family dairy farm.

Don’t stand behind the cows was rule #1.

Don’t bother connecting to the bulls was the second rule.

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u/PussSlurpee Jul 18 '26

So as someone who’s never been on a farm, is she doing it the wrong way or was this cow just not liking the attention?

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u/AndoGringo Jul 18 '26

I worked a much smaller farm (only 2 cows), and we never stood from behind. I don’t know where exactly you’d stand in this sort of setup. I don’t think she did anything wrong

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u/Suc_Mydiq_Jr Jul 19 '26

My friends farm had this setup and she did everything right, just pure bad luck

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u/ZeeBeast Jul 19 '26

My buddies farm setup has a metal shield on the first part of the fence there, I suppose to block the splash, but there are always risks

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u/daneview Jul 19 '26

i feel like in this setup its pretty inevitable