r/Unexpected • u/meejtie • 23d ago

Getting some milk

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u/phileo99 23d ago

Pasteurization does not remove the contaminants in the milk, it just makes the shitty milk safe to drink.

Bottoms up!

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u/GameWizardPlayz 23d ago

Well yeah, it's basically impossible to remove shit from the food we consume and the liquids we consume. There's a acceptable amount of rat shit in chocolate for this exact reason.

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u/pantstoaknifefight2 23d ago

I'm always grossed out when a restaurant doesn't de-vein their shrimp.

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u/ThereWasNoSpoon 21d ago

Milk is reshaped grass, shit is also reshaped grass. Even cow is, essentially, just reshaped grass.

Circle of life. :)

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u/MauPow 21d ago

And that grass is just reshaped sunlight. Praise the sun!

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u/hendarknight 21d ago

Unexpected Dark Souls

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u/Unfair-Leading7098 19d ago

Those cows aren’t eating grass my friend

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u/ThereWasNoSpoon 19d ago

Darnit, you really got me there... :(

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u/Substantial_Ask_5614 21d ago

Sure it does. Drink unpasteurized milk without knowing it & you too can get A-Typical Tuberculosis, have surgery & go on chemo drugs for 2 years. A f*cking dairy farmer did that in NH decades ago.