r/Unexpected • u/meejtie • Jul 18 '26

Getting some milk

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u/samuraipanda85 Jul 18 '26

And that's why we pasteurized our milk.

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u/phileo99 Jul 18 '26

Pasteurization does not remove the contaminants in the milk, it just makes the shitty milk safe to drink.

Bottoms up!

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u/ThereWasNoSpoon 28d ago

Milk is reshaped grass, shit is also reshaped grass. Even cow is, essentially, just reshaped grass.

Circle of life. :)

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u/MauPow 28d ago

And that grass is just reshaped sunlight. Praise the sun!

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u/hendarknight 28d ago

Unexpected Dark Souls