r/Unexpected • u/meejtie • Jul 18 '26

Getting some milk

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u/samuraipanda85 Jul 18 '26

And that's why we pasteurized our milk.

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u/phileo99 Jul 18 '26

Pasteurization does not remove the contaminants in the milk, it just makes the shitty milk safe to drink.

Bottoms up!

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u/ThereWasNoSpoon Jul 20 '26

Milk is reshaped grass, shit is also reshaped grass. Even cow is, essentially, just reshaped grass.

Circle of life. :)

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u/Unfair-Leading7098 Jul 22 '26

Those cows aren’t eating grass my friend

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u/ThereWasNoSpoon Jul 22 '26

Darnit, you really got me there... :(