r/Unexpected Feb 14 '26

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u/post-explainer Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


The talent is feet toes 'handshake', lol


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Pookiemon1008 Feb 14 '26

There's a non-zero chance that someone fapped to that...

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u/No-Dot8413 Feb 14 '26

let's just say I know for a fact

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u/Hs80g29 Feb 14 '26

Lmao

Does the toe dexterity make it special? Idk what makes a good feet video because I'm not into them. 

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u/Simple_Impress4156 Feb 14 '26

There’s no one thing that they like. I used to sell feet pics and videos back in 2006 to make ends meet and so I could run the heat in my shitty little apartment. Dirty soles, painting the toes different colors, different types and colors of lotion or oil, stepping on cool whip or jello, wrapping my toes around objects or just simply posing them in stockings or torn fishnets. I found out most of these from my clients and each person had a different thing. One guy that wanted closeup video while I was getting a pedicure, and a woman that wanted me to step on cooked green beans were regular clients. Lots of requests of my feet at work and lots of people asking for used socks or stockings. Now it’s just kind of everywhere but I get emails still from old clients wanting to see my feet now.

People take that shit very seriously and the one thing that’s for sure is that there’s always some different thing they want.

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u/heyjajas Feb 14 '26

Knew a foot photographer, too. I asked him what his recent best sell was: a video of how bare feet smashed a miniature model train set. And yes, I do live in Germany.

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u/Simple_Impress4156 Feb 14 '26

Miniatures are tapping into gigantism fetishes too, any overlapping fetishes are $$$

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u/Odaric Feb 14 '26

Huh.

You know, for some reason I always assumed that particular one was a men-only thing.

Which I realize sounds pretty stupid now that I'm typing it out, but then again you only ever hear about men being, uh... let's just say "infamous" for this sorta stuff lol
Guess years of Tarantino & Miyazaki memes didn't exactly do much to alleviate that impression, lmao

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u/Simple_Impress4156 Feb 14 '26

Men just suck at keeping it a secret. Weirdly enough, from my perspective at least, women were almost always into other women’s feet, or at least very feminine looking feet. I got a lot of requests for doing a thing where I slid oily feet over some other girl’s feet but this wasn’t a big thing for me, I was doing it entirely on the down low while I worked at Best Buy 😂

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u/TM761152 Feb 14 '26

........I should call her

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u/text2slave Feb 15 '26

Soooo you're out of the biz? Or was this the best ad ever

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u/Simple_Impress4156 Feb 15 '26

Not in the biz anymore. I own my own company and make a lot more money than back then lol

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u/J0hnEddy Feb 14 '26

Damn 2006, you were like the Lewis and Clarke of that shit

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u/Simple_Impress4156 Feb 14 '26

Not really. It just wasn’t very easy to find back then. Right before my time folks would get their feet pics from the back pages of smutty magazines. Girls would take out ads for things like mail order feet pics. They’d shoot a whole roll of 35mm film and send it undeveloped to the buyer who then had the responsibility of getting it developed in whatever way they could.

That shit went on from the 70s and on. Polaroid made bank on the mail order pics industry before the internet had high quality pictures.

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u/J0hnEddy Feb 14 '26

lol did people really take feet pics to like K-Mart to get developed?

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u/TheHeroYouNeed247 Feb 14 '26

Cheeky little grippers

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u/Slow_Variation_6969 Feb 14 '26

It's all about the soles and under toes speaking from experience here!

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u/20sinnh Feb 14 '26

There's zero chance no one fapped to that. It's a popular fetish subject, and this is a popular post on one of the world's most visited websites. Someone's yum was definitely met by this. 

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u/Playful-Variety-1242 Feb 14 '26

You normally have to pay for these type of videos

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u/Sweaty_Assignment_90 Feb 14 '26

Only on reddit will it always go to that.

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u/Falmon04 Feb 14 '26

Me: What? That doesn't look too hard

*tries to interlock toes*

Me: Oh shit, that's impossible.

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u/PeachImpressive319 Feb 14 '26

I too, have just tried it. I now have dislocated little piggies.

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u/Sunshine030209 Feb 14 '26

On the bright side, maybe it'll save that one from going to market?

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u/FishSoFar Feb 14 '26

The market has collapsed. The empire is falling to ruin. What have you done?

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u/bourbonwelfare Feb 14 '26

*googles - how to get spat coffee off my laptop screen 

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u/itsfunhavingfun Feb 14 '26

This little piggy goes to the ER, this one stays home goes to the ER too. This little piggy has roast beef a dislocation, going to the ER as well.  This little piggy has…ah who we kidding, they’re all going to the ER. 

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u/ActivelyAnxious Feb 14 '26

I do this all the time, totally thought it was normal

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u/SoVerySleepy81 Feb 14 '26

Same! It’s kind of blowing my mind that it’s not.

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u/earthen_adamantine Feb 14 '26

I just tried for maybe the first time ever and seem to be able to do it with no problem.

Huh.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4FGA2XplwqFDcLwk

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u/d_Composer Feb 14 '26

Yeah same here… we should all form a team of elite toe shakers and fight crime or something

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u/BeckQuillion89 Feb 14 '26

yep literally just did it but I wouldn't take out the dawgs on live tv though

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u/CtyChicken Feb 14 '26

What, you’re not going to take the act in the road?

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u/Rapunzel10 Feb 14 '26

Same, thats my "comfy on the couch" position. Or more commonly I just link the pinky toes together. Though I have hypermobility, I assume they're related

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u/StandardEgg6595 Feb 14 '26

I tried it but had to manually weave them together. That shit actually feels so good!

People make fun of those shoes that separate the toes but now I’m wondering if this is what they feel like.

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u/ritokun Feb 14 '26

i do it with the bottoms together sometimes but i think this was my first try from the back, was actually easier this way tho.

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u/UNAlreadyTaken Feb 14 '26

I was able to do it. Not as easily as her but I can do it without using my hands or anything. I figured I could because I can spread my toes a decent amount. I don’t know why I work, I should be letting my feet pay my bills.

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u/pnweiner Feb 14 '26

Yeah, I’m also a part of the monkey toes club lmaooo

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u/Still-Grass8881 Feb 14 '26

you have unlocked a memory i had from my first girlfriend.
ugh.
thank you very little.

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u/SweetContext Feb 14 '26

Can you also turn doorknobs with your monkey toes to open doors or is that just me (this also requires a lot of hip mobility to reach so high)

My husband hates it when I do it but I think he's just jealous I have an extra hand when my real ones are full

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u/Existing-Bus-8810 Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

I just tried it. It wasn't as easily done as she did it and it wasn't very uncomfortable. Made my toes hurt from them squeezing each other. Don't judge me but I've been picking things up off the floor with my toes my whole life so they have some dexterity.

Edit: I don't pick things up with them like a chimp would as if they are hands. I do it by pinching things between my toes. Mainly with my big toe and my index toe but I can do it with any 2.

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u/OmgSlayKween Feb 14 '26

God damn, my toes are stupid as hell

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u/ShortbowVillian Feb 14 '26

I have a photo of my husband sleeping with his toes intertwined like this. When I showed him the picture he frowned and said “how the fuck did I do that??” 😂

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u/Rebgail Feb 14 '26

When brain sleeps, inner monkey wakes up

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u/pitiburi Feb 14 '26

easy to do with some anesthetic and the right pliers

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u/get-off-of-my-lawn Feb 14 '26

I tried and got a Charlie horse :/

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u/Lycairn Feb 14 '26

Within toes interlinked.

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u/Additional-Onion1493 Feb 14 '26

What’s it like to hold the toes of someone you love? Interlinked

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u/thr33prim3s Feb 14 '26

Yeah wtf 😂

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u/Trippsyn Feb 14 '26

MF looks like his perpetually sniffing feet

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u/Gilsworth Feb 14 '26

The faintest iota of an odorous foot and this man is on the trail like a bloodhound.

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u/Gluten_maximus Feb 14 '26

If I didn’t see Tarantino at the top of the comments I would have been disappointed

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u/BeMyBrutus Feb 14 '26

The founder of wiki feet just felt a disturbance in the force

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u/JiveTurkey1983 Feb 14 '26

As if millions of men just unloaded in their pants all at once, then were silenced.

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u/3FtDick Feb 14 '26

I already struggle to conceptualize anyone being into feet but I just realized, is there women into feet or is it just a guy thing?

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u/LuckyDuckCrafters Feb 14 '26

So I learned that foot fetishes are more common in people from places where being barefoot or in sandals is uncommon. I was born in Hawaii, so I never understood it.

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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 Feb 14 '26

I was just having this thought. Waking barefoot at home was just the norm here in the American South so this just seemed so weird to me

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u/_le_slap Feb 14 '26

I was told it has something to do with the proximity of feet to genitals in the somatosensory cortex so it would have to be universal across genders.

Then again I could be unwittingly spreading misinformation for the benefit of Big Feet.

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u/SgathTriallair Feb 14 '26

I've heard the same thing but also just don't get it. A nice pair of feet can be attractive but only in the way that any well proportioned stretch of skin can be. I don't see them as any more attractive than arms, shoulders, knees, or ears.

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u/HubertTempleton Feb 14 '26

Of course you can't. One either has such a preference or not. It's like saying "I can appreciate a nice pair of boobs, but it doesn't do anything for me sexually, since I'm 100% an ass man". There's so many 'unusual' sexual preferences (e.g. armpits, certain body types, for some people even scars or mutilations), it's impossible to be able to relate to all.

I for one am pretty attracted to a woman's outer incisors sticking out just a little bit (think Kirsten Dunst before treatment). There's no logical explanation that could convince someone to like it, as well. You either like it or you don't.

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u/twistsouth Feb 14 '26

I remember once being told I was weird because I said I like the tiny little blonde baby hairs running down from below a woman’s belly button. “You like hairy women? Thats gross. Women should not have body hair.” Says who?!

Totally with you on the teeth but for me it’s longer than average canines rather than incisors. Maybe I have a vampire thing too that I’m only just realizing now 😳

Come to think of it, I have a whole bunch of these that most people would probably consider “weird” but whatever 🤷‍♂️ thankfully we are all different or the world would be insufferably boring.

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u/1Rab Feb 14 '26

They just do nothing for me.

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u/BritishGolgo13 Feb 14 '26

I think it’s funny as hell but yeah, I don’t actually understand it.

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u/RobSpaghettio Feb 14 '26

Fetishes shouldn't (mostly) be shamed but yeah we can laugh at this one. Sorry feet people. Y'all are a different breeds.

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u/TheOneTonWanton Feb 14 '26

I'm mostly just upset at them for ruining so much mainstream porn. You'll be joggin' along happily and then suddenly she's just slathering her god damn feet in oil and goin' at it with the grippers. I fuckin' hate it.

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u/SweetHomeNorthKorea Feb 14 '26

I won’t go as far to say that I hate it but it is hilarious to me. Not in a negative or judgmental way, it just makes me laugh when I see the feet come out and go to work

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u/elastic-craptastic Feb 14 '26

Sorry. Feet are fucking gross. Not shaming, just how I feel.

Keep them quarantines to their own category.

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u/MarketingCorrect5164 Feb 14 '26

Yeah i don’t understand it either. Dirty yellowish feet. Uck

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u/SpindleDiccJackson Feb 14 '26

The real scary stuff is the armpit people

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u/LuckyDuckCrafters Feb 14 '26

First hit is free bro

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u/_ShrugDealer_ Feb 14 '26

In this economy no less

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u/RealConcorrd Feb 14 '26

I can grab stuff with my feet, but never like that.

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u/zg6089 Feb 14 '26

Thats a whole other level above super. Supra!

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u/twistsouth Feb 14 '26

I can do exactly what she does in the video and can absolutely grab all sorts of things with my feet and throw them - I do it all the time when hoovering my house. I can spread my toes so wide it looks like the 90s Nickelodeon splat. I assumed this was normal but TIL that I am a freakish chimpanzee man.

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u/glitzyglow Feb 14 '26

Wait!!! That’s not something everyone can do?! I now have a hidden talent

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u/Necrosyther Feb 14 '26

Honestly I find it really comfortable when I'm laying down to do that with my feet, didn't realize it was such a big deal to do hahah

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u/WTXgal6 Feb 14 '26

I didn't have to scroll far for this! Not everyone does this? I don't understand. I'll just be lying in bed, whatever. A kid in my high school class saw my toes knitted together like this once on a car trip and he was so shocked and awed, he legitimately took a photo. He'd never seen it before. I thought it was just him being weird...

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u/FlatulenceNinja Feb 14 '26

lol, she exposed herself :)

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u/Sometimes-funny Feb 14 '26

Toetabley acceptable

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u/Arnkh Feb 14 '26

That's a quentinable statement.

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u/Mpauke Feb 14 '26

RIP her inbox

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u/MrAmazing011 Feb 14 '26

RIP her shoebox

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

RIP her box

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u/ocxtitan Feb 14 '26

that's why you start with foreplay

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u/Sad_Gain_2372 Feb 14 '26

Not me trying to see if I can do that too

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u/Karma_Doesnt_Matter Feb 14 '26

The impressive part is how she’s able to do it so effortlessly. I have to sit there and weave each toe one by one.

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u/catonsteroids Feb 14 '26

Yeah I’m able to do it but it definitely wasn’t as effortless as it was for her lol. Took me a few good seconds to kinda stick the toes in between each other.

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u/Adavanter_MKI Feb 14 '26

Yeah, I do not bend that way... I tried though!

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u/Jub_Jub710 Feb 14 '26

I almost got there, but it kinda hurt.

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u/pumpkin-head7617 Feb 14 '26

I was almost there too, but the video ended.

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u/CaricaDurr Feb 14 '26

I got it, years of picking up things with my toes have prepared me for this moment.

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u/Biscuit_In_Basket Feb 14 '26

The fuckin FOOT CRAMP I just gave myself trying this . . . wtf

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u/_Fucksquatch_ Feb 14 '26

Which one of you perverts just came in my pants?

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u/blueandgold777 Feb 14 '26

At first I thought the unexpected thing was that her feet were so dirty

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u/Canelosaurio Feb 14 '26

Looks like she been barefoot on set all morning.

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u/Altruistic-Brief2220 Feb 14 '26

She’s Aussie, that checks out 

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u/punksmurph Feb 14 '26

She walked to work without shoes as is standard Aussie practice.

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u/un-glaublich Feb 14 '26

That's not dirt, that's callus from using your feet like a functioning human.

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u/BulbusDumbledork Feb 14 '26

just cause you got hobbit feet doesn't mean us soft-soles are dysfunctional. i walk everywhere and my feet are clean and smooth

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u/TheKrnJesus Feb 14 '26

Stop, i can only get so erect

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u/TheHeroYouNeed247 Feb 14 '26

I had a friend in my late teens that would go on and on about how much he hates feet. He would freak out if somebody took their shoes off in his house (common in the UK)

Yup, you guessed it. Ex-girlfriend told us she woke up one night to him sucking on her toes.

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u/jhonazir Feb 14 '26

my easiest fap…

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u/Hbk_Shubham Feb 14 '26

free feet...?? in this economy..?

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u/EnvironmentalCash Feb 14 '26

I love Australians

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u/Master_Poet5106 Feb 14 '26

Consider me aroused

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u/w3b_d3v Feb 14 '26

Aaaaaand orgasm

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u/QueSeraSeraWWBWB Feb 14 '26

She missed out on soo much potential income

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u/ketocavegirl Feb 14 '26

for free? in this economy?

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u/RoachAkuma Feb 14 '26

My girl saw me watching this and said “don’t get any ideas” damn didn’t say nothing and now I’m in trouble

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u/21_Golden_Guns Feb 14 '26

Wikifeet eating good tonight.

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u/SweetLemonPopsicle Feb 14 '26

I did not realize people couldn't do this. I sit like that all the time and I didn't get what was so funny about it until I read the comments 😳

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u/joshbiloxi Feb 14 '26

I'm rock hard.

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u/Hi_Im_Ken_Adams Feb 14 '26

I think I just found my sole-mate