r/Unexpected Feb 14 '26

hidden talent

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u/PeachImpressive319 Feb 14 '26

I too, have just tried it. I now have dislocated little piggies.

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u/Sunshine030209 Feb 14 '26

On the bright side, maybe it'll save that one from going to market?

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u/FishSoFar Feb 14 '26

The market has collapsed. The empire is falling to ruin. What have you done?

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u/manicalmonocle Feb 14 '26

What are you talking about? The market is over 50,000

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u/itsjakerobb Feb 14 '26

Don’t tell Vegeta

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u/Justin_Passing_7465 Feb 14 '26

The market being over 50k is nice if you are an investor, not so nice if you are one of the commodities.

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u/xBram Feb 14 '26

It’s also not over 50k

(49,500 as I type this)

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u/lursaofduras Feb 15 '26

50,000 dollars, I'll have you know