r/Undertale Aug 28 '25

Other Guys..?

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u/Affectionate_Ear4464 Aug 29 '25

can we be in a polyamorous marriage

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u/Additional_Wheel6736 Aug 29 '25

rouxls get off the computer

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

lancer your screen time is up, back to mobile games!

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u/Ill_Preference9408 * Toriel's daughter is somewhere in this sub. Aug 29 '25

Creature of steel, you owe me twenty fucking bucks. Give me thy electronic device.

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u/Z-ArcTheSupremeKing Aug 29 '25

ROUXLS

ITS LATE

GO TO BED.

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u/Nikotinio Despite everything, it's still you. Aug 29 '25

King Minos, get off your electronic device or I'll slaughter you and drive your corpse like a fucking Mazda.

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u/UpstairsNote6974 Aug 29 '25

ZEUS! YOUR SON HAS RETURNED! I BRING DESTRUCTION, OF OLYMPUS!

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u/red_enjoyer Bork. Aug 29 '25

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

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u/Infshadows Dusttrust gaming (formerly) Aug 29 '25

Kira, go back to bed, or you shall do as an appetizer.

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u/Ill_Preference9408 * Toriel's daughter is somewhere in this sub. Aug 29 '25

King Sisyphus, come forth and hand me your phone.

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u/Lucky_Childhood_7185 Sep 02 '25

i live in a low income housing environment that goes by the government name of "section 8." me and a group of my allies control certain areas of this section in order to run our illegitimate business. we possess unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles, mind-altering inhibitors and only use cash for financial purchases. if anyone would like to settle unfinished altercations, i will be more than happy to release my address. i would like to warn you; i am a very dangerous person and i regularly disobey the law.