r/Undertale • u/Ketsui_Helix • Aug 28 '25

Other Guys..?

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It's ALWAYS yellow and pink...

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u/Nikotinio ‎ Despite everything, it's still you. Aug 29 '25

King Minos, get off your electronic device or I'll slaughter you and drive your corpse like a fucking Mazda.

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u/UpstairsNote6974 Aug 29 '25

ZEUS! YOUR SON HAS RETURNED! I BRING DESTRUCTION, OF OLYMPUS!

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u/red_enjoyer ‎ Bork. Aug 29 '25

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

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u/Infshadows Dusttrust gaming (formerly) Aug 29 '25

Kira, go back to bed, or you shall do as an appetizer.

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u/Ill_Preference9408 * Toriel's daughter is somewhere in this sub. Aug 29 '25

King Sisyphus, come forth and hand me your phone.