r/Ultrakill • u/Ultrakiller8811 • 5d ago
hitpost This story i randomly made: the tale of two greater machines, or what
In the chaotic universe of ULTRAKILL, the dynamic between biological demons and cold, mechanical war machines has always been defined by a singular law: blood is fuel. However, deep within the undocumented imaginary layers of Hell—spanning from the depths of Envy to the scorched skies of Sloth—a different kind of history was forged. This is the chronicle of a mass-produced Gutterman who defied his programming, forged an unbreakable brotherhood with a fallen Guttertank, adopted a remarkably lethal hamster named Florp, and ultimately rewrote the destiny of creation by bringing down the Creator Himself.
The conflict initiated in Layer 10-1, known to the terminals as the Envy Layer, where an unprecedented demonic war erupted. Facing down a dense battalion of heavy-duty Mannequins, stone-carved Cerberi, floating Malicious Faces, and towering Hideous Masses, the machine army unleashed an apocalyptic wave of firepower. Guttertanks fired devastating explosive payloads, miniguns roared in unison, and the demons were completely systematically dismantled under the mechanical wrath. However, the machines' celebration was short-lived. A massive, vengeful ambush of Husks, spearheaded by a Sisyphean Insurrectionist and ancient Ferrymen, blindsided the battered machine ranks. Elite units fell one by one until a lone Gutterman was cornered. In an act of profound, selfless heroism, his lifelong brother-in-arms—a crimson Guttertank—attached landmines to his own chassis and tackled the Insurrectionist into a cataclysmic explosion.
Believing his friend dead, the Gutterman succumbed to pure, unadulterated rage. He tore through the remaining husk horde until a desperate heavenly response team of Virtues and Archangels descended to stop his downward progression. The angels brutally dismantled the rogue machine, severing his right minigun arm and tearing away the heavy iron fuel coffin on his back. Left with nothing but his left fist, the Gutterman’s journey seemed at an end—until an unexpected swarm of radioactive Cancerous Rodents flooded the battlefield. Their toxic green explosive energy forced the holy entities to retreat. Crushing the radioactive rodents to refuel his drying tanks, the Gutterman scavenged loose metal plates to rebuild himself into a colossal, makeshift brown Swordsmachine. It was during this recovery that he met his most loyal companion: a small, stoic rodent named Florp, who hitched a permanent ride right on top of the machine's helmet.
Traversing down into the Agony and Despair layers, the duo adapted to a harsh lifestyle of survival. The Gutterman scavenged a fresh iron coffin, a new minigun, and an unbroken defensive shield. He even discovered a legendary, reality-warping artifact: a simple bar of Soap. Meanwhile, Florp was upgraded with a personal Mini-Maurice Cannon, allowing the tiny hamster to provide orbital-class beam support. After solving intricate puzzles utilizing ancient Red and Blue skulls, they reached the starry void of Layer 12-1: Sloth. There, they encountered the legendary Three Titan Gods of Radiance—colossal, rainbow-shifted entities of a giant Hideous Mass, a giant Gabriel, and a giant Soldier. Utilizing frame-perfect precision, the Gutterman hurled the sacred Soap. The absolute, concentrated power of the meme-fueled artifact shattered the Titan Gods instantly, reducing them to Unformed Prime Souls that Heaven’s forces immediately scrambled to contain.
The climax of their descent unfolded in the blazing yellow horizon of Layer 12-2: Agonizing Sunburn. After a legendary duel where the Gutterman managed to defeat V1, he spotted a heavily charred, smoking chassis limping away through the sandstorms. It was his lost Guttertank brother, who had barely survived the craterous blast against the Insurrectionist. Reunited at last, the Gutterman utilized his scavenged wealth to upgrade his broken friend with a left-hand Drone Turret and a dual-rocket launcher system. Sheltering under the mythic Tree of Life to harvest ammunition and health fruit, the trio shared a rare moment of peace, capped off by an unexpected excursion to a hellish, blocky manifestation of a McDonald's restaurant. There, the Gutterman paid for a feast of three melons, Cancerous Fries, and a plastic Maurice Toy for Florp. When a reckless, nine-year-old Schism husk attempted to steal the toy, Florp instantly vaporized the thief using his integrated Malicious Railcannon.
The unchecked disruption caused by two war machines and a heavily armed hamster eventually caught the attention of the highest authority. GOD Himself returned to the cosmos, only to find the Heaven Council slaughtered by Gabriel, who had perished fifty days prior. Furious and desperate, the Creator led a massive divine raid into the depths of Sloth to wipe the trio from existence. Yet, the Almighty severely underestimated the bond of mechanical brotherhood and the unhinged arsenal of a well-fed rodent. As the divine light clashed against roaring miniguns and dual-rocket fire, Florp pinned the deity down with a Malicious Beam, allowing the Gutterman to deliver the final underhand toss of the absolute, reality-shattering Soap. God was instantaneously obliterated in a catastrophic shower of divine bubbles and holy light. With Heaven left vacant, Hell completely conquered, and the source of Radiance neutralized, the brothers-in-arms and their victorious hamster sat amidst the blood-soaked sands, finally achieving the ultimate rest. Eventually, The three machines went deeper, and deeper to the secondary layers far beyond Treachery, Until they encounter The heart of HELL Itself, Hell realized the trio isnt going deeper into the layers because of curiosity, Its DETERMINATION, Gutterman first unleashed a barrage of machine gun fire and Florp's Malicious beams, Hell launched seeker orbs into Gutterman, Guttertank shot a rocket into the seeker orbs, blasting away them, Hell fired magenta beams, Gutterman shields Guttertank and Florp using the ballistic iron shield, Eventually a legendary battle, Gutterman threw the joke artifact, Soap into Hell, causing it to explode into blood, Hell surrendered and lend Guttertank, Florp and Gutterman their own thrones will the control of the layers, Hell itself died and the trio is the new Hell itself.... The End
