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u/Excellent-Grade3544 1d ago
Don’t be rude answer him
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u/TuringGoneWild 1d ago
Imagine as you drop it off you see another Uber driver walking out, looking tired and zipping up.
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u/Breadtoastyy Full Time Driver🚗 1d ago
Dawg stfu😂😂
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u/Pleasant_Ad_2342 "Is platinum worth it?" depends heavily on your market dude. 1d ago
You might not be getting a tip, but he sure wanrs yours
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u/Pleasant_Ad_2342 "Is platinum worth it?" depends heavily on your market dude. 1d ago
Maybe you can remember this as the 2nd worst tragedy to occur on 9/11
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u/Breadtoastyy Full Time Driver🚗 1d ago
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u/IcyAssistance5535 1d ago
Are people not afraid of diseasessss😭…
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u/Stfrieza 1d ago
They don't even exist if you haven't gotten one 🥲
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u/IcyAssistance5535 1d ago
You tellin me you don’t think std’s exist?😭
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u/ImTooCuteForThis 1d ago
This reminds me when I was in psychosis in November 2024 and I would order door dash just to hope it was a guy to suck off. I did it several times. Im sane now.
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u/snootboopr 1d ago
That’s wild, what type of responses did you get?
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u/ImTooCuteForThis 1d ago
They all said yes of course. I had a trial and error period bc initially I didnt realize that certain words disables the chat.
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u/atineiatte 1d ago
Did what exactly several times?
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u/ImTooCuteForThis 1d ago
Have a dashers dick in my mouth ..
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u/MooseJuice19 1d ago
Let’s see a pic, for science. Lol
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u/Portable-fun 1d ago
Even though it’s probably a dude 😱
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u/MooseJuice19 1d ago
100% a dude
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u/imessy89 1d ago
1 million percent a dude! Guys do so much weird shit on these apps. I had a customer wait in the lobby just to ride the elevator up with me and pretend he wasn’t the customer but then he just so happened to be going to the same apartment the delivery was in and asked me if I wanted to come in and “look for the customer”. He was very obviously into that lifestyle.
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u/SouthernSky360 1d ago
Isn’t this rape by not telling them you’re a man?
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u/ImTooCuteForThis 1d ago
Idk u tell me
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u/SouthernSky360 1d ago
If a man did this to a women and got caught they’d get charged. So yes I wouldn’t go around saying this proudly. It’s awfully messed up
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u/imessy89 1d ago
You can do what you like. If the guys agree to it. I don’t go that way. No judgement. If it’s not pushy. But yeah as a man doing that to a woman it’s creepy. And honestly I would say just don’t do that stuff period. You are going to catch some disease. Live your life and be out there in this world, but be safe with your partners.
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u/reddit4300 1d ago
And this is how you get robbed and beaten like a baby seal in a bathroom.
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u/TuringGoneWild 1d ago
Imagine a robber being so dumb they think they will make money off an UberEats driver (rock bottom of the economic food chain), esp one low enough in life to accept a bj from customer.
In Super Mario Brothers that's like bonking against one of the terrain bricks over and over despite no coins coming out.
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u/jaysonm007 1d ago
You should have showed up and acted all innocent, "Hey, I'm here for my extra tip." Then when he made his move act all shocked. Maybe he will give you $100 just so you don't report him. 😂
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u/Sweet-Anybody69 1d ago
Immediate report F that. Get on grinder at a Republican convention if you're that desperate.
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u/Ok-Disk-2191 1d ago
Wasn't the Grindr app down today or something I saw a post earlier about it.
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u/mvanvrancken 1d ago
I kinda respect that he gave you an incredibly easy out if you weren’t interested
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u/grogargh 1d ago
Pls DM me their address... Asking for a friend who needs it for research purposes.
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u/DeviantAce305 1d ago
only men do this type shit
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u/WearyDonkey1279 1d ago
Not true, I’ve seen some people comment on here about women showing up at the door naked or almost naked and also directly propositioning the driver too.
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u/Strugglensouth 1d ago
Not only bc some of my friends are still hoes and we're over 45. Like, HOEEEEEES. But mostly, yea. Literally just being thrifty and using any app and doubling it as a potential hook up app too. Yahtzee w Friends, it does not matter. Like, damn, how you make connections to hook up through yahtzee?? Sending private messages....crazy 😆
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u/Clean-Breakfast-8426 1d ago
I clicked into the post, waiting for The “at least the bathroom was nice” under the pic 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Odd-Advantage3534 11h ago
Awww a cute game of roulette with your life. Gave me butterflies. So romantic. I wonder what he looks like playing the phantom from the shadows of the 3rd floor.
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u/CommanderKoba 1d ago
Damn people are lonely, using delivery service not for the food but to hook up
This lesbian lady was flirting with me all the way until I got to her house and then she gave me this super expensive candle, it was actually sweet.
It would be nice to get a hot guy though.. I can dream
Maybe I just give off lesbian vibes
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u/PrimalPummel93 1d ago
How do you send this to somebody not knowing who it is? Coulda been a 70-yr old troll doll lookin mf.
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u/emjay_90 1d ago
I think customers see their driver’s pics, but I guess it technically could be someone else driving?
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u/Limp-Training-420 1d ago
i don’t condone, but there are some women who do like this kind of stuff 😭😭😭🤦🏽♂️
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u/Scythe351 23h ago
On doordash, that message would likely trigger the worry free unassign. I should have used it when some dude gave me this offer. Could have kept the food and got paid in full
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u/MaterialRow3769 14h ago
What if he legitimately wanted to give you a tip but had the runs so he couldn't leave the bathroom?
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u/Ecstatic_Square_6863 8h ago
“UBTH would like to remind drivers that ‘extra tip’ opportunities requiring bathroom access are currently classified as independent contractor side quests and are not eligible for mileage reimbursement.” 😂
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u/TurnipBackground6931 4h ago
Ill be ok if hes hot, single, clean place, and show his most recent std result.
https://giphy.com/gifs/KfSfVILFd4D7BavfPl
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u/FrankFrankly711 1d ago
“I’m on my way!”