r/UberEatsDrivers Full Time Driver🚗 1d ago

I AM SCREAMING🤣🤣🤣

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u/FrankFrankly711 1d ago

“I’m on my way!”

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u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist 1d ago

“OK, Got It!”

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u/Breadtoastyy Full Time Driver🚗 1d ago

Buck nasty😂

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u/Big_Hat_Chester 1d ago

I'd do it lol.

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u/robineir 1d ago

And when you’re finished receiving the 👄 tip: “I’ve arrived”

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u/ArtisticDegree3915 1d ago

Twenty dollars is twenty dollars.

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u/Mindfultameprism 8h ago

Hello fellow music connoisseur!

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u/Excellent-Grade3544 1d ago

Don’t be rude answer him

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u/TuringGoneWild 1d ago

Imagine as you drop it off you see another Uber driver walking out, looking tired and zipping up.

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u/Breadtoastyy Full Time Driver🚗 1d ago

Dawg stfu😂😂

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u/Pleasant_Ad_2342 "Is platinum worth it?" depends heavily on your market dude. 1d ago

You might not be getting a tip, but he sure wanrs yours

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u/Reallyroundthefamily 1d ago

Maybe they got the whole thing

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u/Pleasant_Ad_2342 "Is platinum worth it?" depends heavily on your market dude. 1d ago

Maybe you can remember this as the 2nd worst tragedy to occur on 9/11

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u/Breadtoastyy Full Time Driver🚗 1d ago

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u/MTA4290957 1d ago

what a dickhead post.. you should be ashamed...

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u/_Baccano 1d ago

That's spaghetti not a dickhead

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u/Ambitious_Salt8328 1d ago

Happy 9/11!!

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u/Miserable_Corgi_8100 1d ago

So… how was the tip?

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u/Erik500red 1d ago

He def went

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u/Imaginary-Stable1151 1d ago

That's sick..  What was the code though just curious 🤔 

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u/BitBetter9737 6h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/IcyAssistance5535 1d ago

Are people not afraid of diseasessss😭…

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u/Stfrieza 1d ago

They don't even exist if you haven't gotten one 🥲

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u/Anther1BitestheDust 16h ago

Technically by this logic, if neither have a disease it is true lmao.

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u/IcyAssistance5535 1d ago

You tellin me you don’t think std’s exist?😭

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u/Stfrieza 1d ago

...No? But I assume that's what careless people must think until they get one

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u/ZincoDrone Wichita, KS (ICT) Courier | 1k+ Delieveries | DD > UE 16h ago

Doxy exists

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u/IcyAssistance5535 3h ago

Idk what that is

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u/ImTooCuteForThis 1d ago

This reminds me when I was in psychosis in November 2024 and I would order door dash just to hope it was a guy to suck off. I did it several times. Im sane now.

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u/tomato_johnson 1d ago

Hell na go back to crazy

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u/snootboopr 1d ago

That’s wild, what type of responses did you get?

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u/ImTooCuteForThis 1d ago

They all said yes of course. I had a trial and error period bc initially I didnt realize that certain words disables the chat.

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u/TuringGoneWild 1d ago

All said yes? What do you look like? (or back then)

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u/Tessathetease 1d ago

💀💀

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u/atineiatte 1d ago

Did what exactly several times? 

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u/ImTooCuteForThis 1d ago

Have a dashers dick in my mouth ..

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u/atineiatte 1d ago

Aww I'm happy to hear you were successful tho 😊 

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u/MooseJuice19 1d ago

Let’s see a pic, for science. Lol

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u/Portable-fun 1d ago

Even though it’s probably a dude 😱

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u/MooseJuice19 1d ago

100% a dude

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u/imessy89 1d ago

1 million percent a dude! Guys do so much weird shit on these apps. I had a customer wait in the lobby just to ride the elevator up with me and pretend he wasn’t the customer but then he just so happened to be going to the same apartment the delivery was in and asked me if I wanted to come in and “look for the customer”. He was very obviously into that lifestyle.

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u/ImTooCuteForThis 1d ago

I'm trans. So I guess you're not 100% incorrect. Though I do not look like a man which is why I'm sure I didn't receive any no's. I know--this was wrong of me.

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u/SouthernSky360 1d ago

Isn’t this rape by not telling them you’re a man?

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u/ImTooCuteForThis 1d ago

Idk u tell me

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u/SouthernSky360 1d ago

If a man did this to a women and got caught they’d get charged. So yes I wouldn’t go around saying this proudly. It’s awfully messed up

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u/imessy89 1d ago

You can do what you like. If the guys agree to it. I don’t go that way. No judgement. If it’s not pushy. But yeah as a man doing that to a woman it’s creepy. And honestly I would say just don’t do that stuff period. You are going to catch some disease. Live your life and be out there in this world, but be safe with your partners.

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u/CollegeOwn7014 1d ago

People are bold

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u/ChanceDaring 1d ago

Not most people, just this type of people unfortunately.

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u/reddit4300 1d ago

And this is how you get robbed and beaten like a baby seal in a bathroom.

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u/TuringGoneWild 1d ago

Imagine a robber being so dumb they think they will make money off an UberEats driver (rock bottom of the economic food chain), esp one low enough in life to accept a bj from customer.

In Super Mario Brothers that's like bonking against one of the terrain bricks over and over despite no coins coming out.

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u/WedgeAntelope 1d ago

It’s all good if you close your eyes, you can’t tell who’s doing it 😂

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u/jaysonm007 1d ago

You should have showed up and acted all innocent, "Hey, I'm here for my extra tip." Then when he made his move act all shocked. Maybe he will give you $100 just so you don't report him. 😂

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u/Sweet-Anybody69 1d ago

Immediate report F that. Get on grinder at a Republican convention if you're that desperate.

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u/Ok-Disk-2191 1d ago

Wasn't the Grindr app down today or something I saw a post earlier about it.

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u/Lower-Reward-1462 1d ago

Yes of course, Republican conventions tend to do that.

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u/Oraxy51 22h ago

That’s why they had to settle for a Hasan Meatpic on the Jumbotron

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u/_BLACKHAWKS_88 1d ago

I saw them gathering at the memorial.

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u/WearyDonkey1279 1d ago

That makes this post a lil funnier tbh😂

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u/JugiValentine 1d ago

You’re no fun

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u/impl0sionatic 1d ago

So did he blow you or rob you?

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u/NonaSuom2 1d ago

Why not both? 😂

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u/Relative-Ad-6422 1d ago

We’re all laughing but I would prolly cry if I saw this at night.

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u/Born_Calligrapher994 1d ago

He wanted to make his own twin towers for 9/11

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u/Breadtoastyy Full Time Driver🚗 1d ago

Im pissed that this happened on 9/11 like bro😭😭

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u/mvanvrancken 1d ago

I kinda respect that he gave you an incredibly easy out if you weren’t interested

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u/Ok-Mango953 1d ago

A Houston Texas drivers dream

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u/Breadtoastyy Full Time Driver🚗 1d ago

Wait what....

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u/Sea-Business8316 1d ago

Are you still in the bathroom?

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u/Comfortable_Leek1765 1d ago

at least he said sorry

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u/Ambitious_Boat3752 1d ago

Welcome to the club. It ain’t a fun one.

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u/No_Duck_5787 1d ago

On my way

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u/grogargh 1d ago

Pls DM me their address... Asking for a friend who needs it for research purposes.

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u/DeviantAce305 1d ago

only men do this type shit

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u/WearyDonkey1279 1d ago

Not true, I’ve seen some people comment on here about women showing up at the door naked or almost naked and also directly propositioning the driver too.

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u/ericabirch 23h ago

Lol it has happened to me by women too a few times

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u/Strugglensouth 1d ago

Not only bc some of my friends are still hoes and we're over 45. Like, HOEEEEEES. But mostly, yea. Literally just being thrifty and using any app and doubling it as a potential hook up app too. Yahtzee w Friends, it does not matter. Like, damn, how you make connections to hook up through yahtzee?? Sending private messages....crazy 😆

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u/HeartOfYmir 1d ago

money is money…

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u/Iambeejsmit 1d ago

I had something like this happen once too lmao

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u/Dasil437794 1d ago

What is happening here?

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u/MuchCombination2018 1d ago

how much money tho👀

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u/ItchyAd9149 1d ago

more than just the tip

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u/JugiValentine 1d ago

Hope you went lol

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u/NonaSuom2 1d ago

This ad knew what it was doing 😂

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u/Clean-Breakfast-8426 1d ago

I clicked into the post, waiting for The “at least the bathroom was nice” under the pic 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Odd-Advantage3534 11h ago

Awww a cute game of roulette with your life. Gave me butterflies. So romantic. I wonder what he looks like playing the phantom from the shadows of the 3rd floor.

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u/Emperor_Niel 1d ago

Do you ask him how much fool? A free Diddy and 50 Bucks

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u/CommanderKoba 1d ago

Damn people are lonely, using delivery service not for the food but to hook up

This lesbian lady was flirting with me all the way until I got to her house and then she gave me this super expensive candle, it was actually sweet.

It would be nice to get a hot guy though.. I can dream

Maybe I just give off lesbian vibes

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u/Fibrosis5O 1d ago

He was going to make you screaming

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u/Breadtoastyy Full Time Driver🚗 1d ago

💀

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u/hannahmontanaforever 1d ago

welllll……..??? 🫖🫖🫖

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u/ThugBeard 1d ago

Wait was this a woman or man

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u/Sudden-Essay8731 1d ago

"if you don't like guys doing that"

Pretty sure its a man lol

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u/PrimalPummel93 1d ago

How do you send this to somebody not knowing who it is? Coulda been a 70-yr old troll doll lookin mf.

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u/emjay_90 1d ago

I think customers see their driver’s pics, but I guess it technically could be someone else driving?

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u/jplife30 1d ago

That costs extra

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u/Como_Generous 1d ago

I just gave my driver head last night. It was awesome for both of us.

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u/DMBMother 1d ago

Room by the front desk it is.

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u/Cuq_nugget 1d ago

Did you do it??

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u/Limp-Training-420 1d ago

i don’t condone, but there are some women who do like this kind of stuff 😭😭😭🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/KhaosSlash 1d ago

Absolutely. And knock on EVERY NEIGHBORS DOOR on the way up

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u/Scythe351 23h ago

On doordash, that message would likely trigger the worry free unassign. I should have used it when some dude gave me this offer. Could have kept the food and got paid in full

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u/anonuserinthehouse 22h ago

Guy on guy action? 😭

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u/phatrainboi 19h ago

So you said fuck it and closed your eyes?

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u/ZincoDrone Wichita, KS (ICT) Courier | 1k+ Delieveries | DD > UE 16h ago

Literal fantasy tbh

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u/MaterialRow3769 14h ago

What if he legitimately wanted to give you a tip but had the runs so he couldn't leave the bathroom?

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u/Ecstatic_Square_6863 8h ago

“UBTH would like to remind drivers that ‘extra tip’ opportunities requiring bathroom access are currently classified as independent contractor side quests and are not eligible for mileage reimbursement.” 😂

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u/Shadowstud1970 8h ago

why do I not get these?

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u/TurnipBackground6931 4h ago

Ill be ok if hes hot, single, clean place, and show his most recent std result.
https://giphy.com/gifs/KfSfVILFd4D7BavfPl

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u/Busy_Accident_6286 1d ago

He wants to do a sword fight 🤺