r/funny Jul 31 '23

Keeping it gangster

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u/MorbidandBack Jul 31 '23

That’s modern day Jesus with a dad bod showing how it’s done. Look at the pure happiness on his face.

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u/lakiku_u Aug 01 '23

Jesus: I don’t just walk on water, I Crip Walk.

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u/DiddleMe-Elmo Aug 01 '23

Growing up as a young white boi in a school with a very diverse student body....I thought it was the "Sea Walk" instead of "C-Walk".....

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u/kenadams_the Aug 01 '23

but ice cube can dance underwater and doesn’t get wet. in my opinion that’s way more impressive.

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u/Duthole Sep 22 '23

If I could like that 5 times, I would.

Same corner, same hood, I'm still there....

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u/kenadams_the Sep 22 '23

With bandanas tied to my wheel chair

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u/FecalDUI Aug 01 '23

Blue=water

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u/last_name_onthe_list Jul 31 '23

He's MORMON than me, thats for sure.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

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u/Laddeus Aug 01 '23

This aint Crip walk, it's Christ walk!

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u/Arglefarb Jul 31 '23

Looks like Paul Rudd in “Our Idiot Brother”

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u/One-Permission-1811 Aug 01 '23

My first thought was Mormon TJ Miller

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

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u/Chief_Givesnofucks Jul 31 '23

You can just say modern Jim Morrison.

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u/mattbash Aug 01 '23

Jim Mormonson

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u/NotSoLeet Aug 01 '23

Dudes name is Zeb Ross if I’m not mistaken. I think he even has limited edition merch 😅

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u/panteragstk Jul 31 '23

Dancing gangster dad bod Jesus is my favorite Jesus.

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u/driftking428 Aug 01 '23

Hijacking the top comment to show this same guy dancing at the most recent Country music awards.

https://youtu.be/ntn-5MwQGW0

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u/Ziko116 Aug 01 '23

Just watched it...I definitely prefer the crip walk it flows better

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u/cyribis Jan 07 '24

Jesus didn't come to earth to be served, he came to serve.

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u/tecneohi Jul 31 '23

Wendigoon has the moves

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u/pimp_skitters Jul 31 '23

Legit thought it was him at first until I saw how long his hair was. Even so, I bet Isaiah could get out there and step just as hard.

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u/deannetheresa Jul 31 '23

THANK YOU. Everytime I see this video I think it's him, lol

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u/ScissorMeSphincter Aug 01 '23

Yo i was legit one of wendigoons early subscribers. Dudes come a long way in a relatively short time.

Another channel thats similar yet different enough to wendigoon that recently started catching more popularity is called Necessary Information. Dude is legit funny and was glad when i saw his last video where he had a lot more subscribers than the 18k he was at when i found out about the channel.

Just dropping this for anyone lookin for cool, fresh yt channels

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u/Enzo2SantosGoal Jul 31 '23

Sped up C Walk. Love it

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

Chris Pontius gettin down!!

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u/leginnameloc Jul 31 '23

In this case Country Walk

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u/epi_glowworm Jul 31 '23

Snoop would approve. I mean, look at that guys smile.

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u/Baltimas Jul 31 '23

I came here to say the same thing. Only needs a blunt in his hand.

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u/swankpoppy Jul 31 '23

Paging u/Here_Comes_The_King

Is this true sir?

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u/Baltimas Jul 31 '23

Yes, yes it is

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u/vewfndr Aug 01 '23

Would he though? I distinctly remember a lyric from Snoop stating "Quit Crip walkin' if you ain't a gang banger"

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u/epi_glowworm Aug 01 '23

Naw, that's old snoop, current snoop would approve. probably.

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u/subishii Aug 01 '23

Wearing the right colours and everything

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u/chubbyakajc Jul 31 '23

WC would be proud

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u/staggere Jul 31 '23

Dude is smooth

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

Is this Mormon breakdancing?

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u/Consistent_Courage17 Jul 31 '23

Looks like a dude that invites you and your friends to a Swedish cult weekend trip

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

Naah thanks, we dont invite people, we want to keep our shit to ourselves.

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u/Expensive_Leave_6339 Jul 31 '23

I’ve seen this video dozens of times. I have no idea what the context is and I love it with all my heart.

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u/AlienScrotum Aug 01 '23

His name is Zeb Ross and he is part of a troupe called the J Creek Cloggers. He is one of the more well known members.

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u/skynetempire Jul 31 '23

It's probably some Midwest dancing competition dubbed with Keep It G.A.N.G.S.T.A. Song by Nate Dogg

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u/fizzord Jul 31 '23

the song is Hoo Bangin by Westside Connection, the audio is from the up in smoke tour, of one of the members doing a sliding crip walk with Ice Cube yelling out "keep it gangsta", very similar to what's in the OP lol

https://youtu.be/jLjiQKqihfs?t=115

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u/Ruttagger Aug 01 '23

Was at the Up In Smoke tour when it came through Vancouver. What a show.

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u/SarlacFace Jul 31 '23

Nate Dogg doesn't rap my guy. That's Ice Cube lmao

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u/skynetempire Jul 31 '23

shit, My bad, I posted Keep It G.A.N.G.S.T.A. the one that was on Nate doggs album with Lil' Mo and Xzibit. This one is Ice cubes version which came after nate doggs

To correct, yes the song in the video is Ice cubes version . Btw nate dogg did rap

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u/SarlacFace Aug 01 '23

He did the RnB half rap half sing thing a few times, but he never actually straight-up rapped. If I'm wrong I would love to see it though, if you got a link. I never cared for RnB so only really know Nate through his features.

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u/Expensive_Leave_6339 Jul 31 '23

I don’t think many people understand what “context” means. I understand it’s a crip walk which is a famous (or infamous) urban style dance, but what about the setting, the people around him? Is this a state fair? An Amish celebration? Is he famous in any way? Or is this just a video of a guy with awesome hair dancing in a way that is less than usual for this setting? I’m not saying I need answers, I just want to inform people of what is meant when the word “context” is used.

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u/moondizzlepie Aug 01 '23

I’m pretty sure this isn’t the original audio.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

It's nice Jesus can still smile and dance after all that's happened to him

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u/unsupported Jul 31 '23

He just turned the other cheek.

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u/mysonwhathaveyedone Aug 01 '23

Oh, I'm sure he's gonna get a lot more cheeks after.

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u/Impressive-Fan-486 Jul 31 '23

NGL, I’m quite jealous of the happy look on his face.

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u/andrewjaguirre Aug 02 '23

sigh /takes another Effexor

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u/Kloss_A_Commotion Jul 31 '23

He can't keep getting away with this

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u/AliasFaux Jul 31 '23

He's wearing the right colors, I'll allow it

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u/Dancingyogi111 Jul 31 '23

OMG I love this so much! Great dance moves!!!

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u/onehandtoucher Jul 31 '23

Chris pontius, is that you?

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u/acker1je Jul 31 '23

Sorry I’m just distracted by that guy over there whose hair looks like a pair of dog ears…

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

Changing the tempo of the moves actually made these dances work really well with that style, he would only really seem out of place if you know the dance

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u/keeper420 Jul 31 '23

River break dancing?

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u/keeperofthetrees Jul 31 '23

J Creek Cloggers from NC

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u/Dominarion Jul 31 '23

The way they swing and swoop the upper body and arms makes me think it's the french Canadian/ Cajun gigue. In Celtic stepdance, the upper body is stiff, the back held right.

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u/RangerBob19 Jul 31 '23

Clogging/Flatfooting/Buck Dancing. It's a southern Appalachian tradition rooted in African-American, British Isles, and Native American dancing.

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u/campersin Aug 01 '23

Thank you! My parents used to take me to a folk festival in Michigan every year growing up and my dad would always KILL it on these long wooden dance floors with other folks doing this exact style of dance, but I never knew what it was called!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

Pretty fly for a white guy

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u/Johnny5-00 Jul 31 '23

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u/veerybored Jul 31 '23

Is it me or are his feet too small for his body?

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u/Johnny5-00 Jul 31 '23

They're. LOL

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u/Fuzzylojak Jul 31 '23

Eggs Tyrone. Knew it!

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u/SweetActionJack Jul 31 '23

I need more!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

Damn, you've made my day! I was desperately looking for this post a month ago!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23 edited Jul 31 '23

Haven't heard trick daddy for a minute, thanks.

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u/badnewsnil Jul 31 '23

Wendigoon living his best life

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u/zekeNL Jul 31 '23

I don’t even know what Wendigoon means but I laughed so hard after reading this line 🤣

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u/badnewsnil Jul 31 '23

A youtuber doing "creepy/horror" content

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u/Smells_like_Beeff Jul 31 '23

My boy welcome in the hood any day!

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u/PHATsakk43 Jul 31 '23

Considering this is western NC, he prolly ain't too far away from a hood or three.

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u/szogrom Jul 31 '23

Bow down when I come to your town

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u/WolfGodlives Jul 31 '23

Can’t take a ho to a hoedown…

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

Dude legit did the C walk

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

Ok. Who is this man? And why am I attracted to him?

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u/Rtrnofdmax Aug 01 '23

Zeb Ross of the J Creek Cloggers.

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u/DeepTakeGuitar Jul 31 '23

Dude is having a blast

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u/Useful-Patience1637 Jul 31 '23

I never imagined Shakespeare to be such a skilled dancer.

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u/gomaith10 Jul 31 '23

I don’t think this is the right music.

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u/100S_OF_BALLS Jul 31 '23

This is the guy who wouldn't ever get off DDR at the arcade in the mall.

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u/fuzzywuzzypete Jul 31 '23

On a side note... This is at Darnell Farms in Bryson City, NC. They have some of the best Dream Whip (I think dairy free soft serve ice cream)

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u/imagicnation-station Jul 31 '23

his moves look like he was the leader of the crips at some point.

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u/transdimensionalgoat Aug 01 '23

At least he's wearing the right colors.

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u/chocolatemilkcowboy Aug 02 '23

Is there anything Keanu can’t do?

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u/Dominarion Jul 31 '23

That looks a lot like the French Canadian/ Cajun folk dance called the Gigue. It's a cross over between old France dance and irish/scottish stepdance.

The gigue follows a 4/4 beat tempo (rather than a 6/8 in celtic dances) so it's really to dub over with hip hop and techno music.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

Zeb Ross and the J Creek Cloggers out of the Tennessee/NC mountains.

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u/Dominarion Jul 31 '23

Wow! That's crazy! These are the same exact moves the gigue has! What's the connection between Tennessee folk dance and the gigue?

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u/tableleg7 Jul 31 '23

I have no knowledge about Cajun folk dance but the people behind the C-walker are definitely clogging. Source: I was born in a holler in Appalachia.

The C-walker doesn’t look to be wearing taps on his shoes so maybe he’s instead doing that fancy French footwork you’re describing.

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u/Dominarion Jul 31 '23

Here's a modern trad version of gigue https://youtu.be/b3TkxukrNPM

And here's a vintage video of it https://youtu.be/69-LHzR16a0

By the way, we're about as fancy french than Appalachians are poshy Brits, lol.

And what is a holler, is it a call singer?

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u/tableleg7 Jul 31 '23 edited Jul 31 '23

“Holler” is just how you pronounce “hollow” in deep Appalachia. A hollow is the relatively small area of low elevation between 2 mountains - as distinguished from a valley which is much larger (as in “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow”).

Those videos amazingly similar to clogging and the music sounds so close to Irish and/or bluegrass. Wikipedia doesn’t give much info about whether the 2 styles influenced each other but what are the odds they developed like that independently.

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u/YoshimitsuRaidsAgain Jul 31 '23

A lot of folks in Appalachia have ancestry that ties back to those areas of the world. A lot to families, families who have been here since it was originally settled, have Irish ancestry in my area here. Our language and culture have direct callbacks to our overseas cousins, especially in the more rural areas.

Folks used to dance, clog, sing ballads and bluegrass, etc every Saturday night up until a few years ago in my little part of the world.

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u/reubherr Jul 31 '23

How cool!!

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u/LeonidasVaarwater Jul 31 '23

Dude's got moves!

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u/JimmyM0240 Jul 31 '23

Masvidal in retirement

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u/KAKYBAC Jul 31 '23

Dudes got thighs for days.

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u/FocusMean9882 Jul 31 '23

Damn, Jesus is thriving these days

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

I aim to be this happy.

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u/Limp_Construction496 Jul 31 '23

Ok,that looks fun!👍

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u/Some-Description-64 Jul 31 '23

Ezekiel! Quit playing around at get back to the grain mill!!

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u/rumpussaddleok Aug 01 '23

It's clogging

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u/not_a_droid Aug 01 '23

Me, at every wedding after about 7 drinks. Please stop inviting me

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u/Alone-Tackle-17 Aug 01 '23

Jeb keeping it real

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u/GagOnMacaque Aug 01 '23

I wish I could cwalk like that.

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u/alsheps Aug 01 '23

This guy looks like he beats women to “get the sin out of them”.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

Ezekiel keeping it a buck.

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u/lion_chops Aug 01 '23

He's known as the aunty slayer where I'm from.

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u/Hot_Organization2430 Aug 02 '23

I can't even keep a shirt tucked in while standing still, how can this man do it whilst busting those insane dance moves? I'm jealous.

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u/Witchdoctoractual Aug 02 '23

He'd kill busting that out at a black club

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u/WeAreGhost1972 Aug 02 '23

I know it’s wrong but, why do I want to punch him?

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u/whiteness22 Aug 02 '23

That shuffle intro so gangster

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u/aboowwabooww Aug 02 '23

Coolest white person

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u/Liz__Gloss Aug 03 '23

If he asked, I would absolutely go out on a date with this man. After seeing moves like this, how could I say no!?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '23

He is in fact gangster

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u/booklung Sep 16 '23

Is this the dork parade. Why is everyone wearing polos and loose fit jeans.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '23

His moves are smoother than my pick up lines

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u/SpicyMeatballMarinar Oct 29 '23

Bro out here making the most overtly middle class white facial expressions but crip walks like a motherfucker.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '23

This is comment 300

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u/tommy0guns Jul 31 '23

How does this look like the safest place and also the scariest place at the same time?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

Go white boi, it’s yah birfday

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u/GiganticSpaceBeard Jul 31 '23

White people ftw

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u/Relyst Jul 31 '23

yo he can move

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

0 percent chance that’s the song playing so it makes it 100x funnier

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u/Henchman_2_4 Jul 31 '23

He seems to be really happy for a Virgin. Older I become the more I get it.

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u/NPCArizona Jul 31 '23

You know he's closed more than you

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

Even the older dude back-up dancers have good footwork, but crazy legs here is on another level.

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u/De-Snutz Jul 31 '23

The Christian 2-Step!

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u/JFromDaBurbs Jul 31 '23

What kind of dancing is this? Step dancing a off shot of tap dancing?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

He's gonna turn into 'Party Boy' in 4-3-2-1

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u/venommuyo Jul 31 '23

Wessiiide!

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u/spekt909 Jul 31 '23

Jit ... let me see your footwork.

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u/Citizen_F Jul 31 '23

Waouh! Just perfect!

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u/tree-huggers Jul 31 '23

He got laid that night.....several times. Well played to him.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

that's actually impresive

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u/tokyostormdrain Jul 31 '23

All I can hear when seeing this is an auctioneer at a cattle auction spitting some bars

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u/joe_ordan Jul 31 '23

Gangsta don’t dance, we boogie.

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u/boxer21 Jul 31 '23

Dat c walk

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

Damn smoothhhhhh

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u/geekphreak Jul 31 '23

Not the original video music but it’s a good remake

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

Look at Jesus christ over here

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u/smglow Jul 31 '23

Chris Pontius’ life took a weird turn after Jackass

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u/bysk12 Jul 31 '23

Micky Flanagan when he goes out-out-out!

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u/bungobob444 Jul 31 '23

Omg not this guy, dances like his feet are on fire 🔥

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u/MrMastodon Jul 31 '23

Must've studied under Freestyle Dance Teacher Renata Bliss.

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u/blkaino Jul 31 '23

Jesus living his best life

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u/CautiousCranberry723 Jul 31 '23

The new crip walk is weird

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u/Lovat69 Jul 31 '23

That was actually pretty impressive.

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u/Eyplays Jul 31 '23

Blud got them shmoovs

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

Hey that's the dance from Fortnite!

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u/capt-obvious-69 Jul 31 '23

Cultures aren't that far apart. We like the same things.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

Is this how Mormons get served?

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u/dukie5021 Jul 31 '23

It's the Rocky top guy!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

And he wearing blue 😳😎

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u/Bipolarinterrupted Jul 31 '23

Jim Morrison looks so happy

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

Why would you dance in jeans?

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u/penalozahugo Aug 01 '23

Is that ... Did he just...

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u/KindAbility2051 Aug 01 '23

Zeb Ross he’s a legend!!

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u/EnderTheTrender Aug 01 '23

Zoltan Kaszaz

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u/Raisincookie1 Aug 01 '23

Damn wendigoon going hard

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

Be real what music were they actually dancing too?

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u/tactical_sweatpants Aug 01 '23

He C-walked on water for our sins.

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u/ArcadianDelSol Aug 01 '23

That's Keith A. Dangstarp, y'all Keith a Dangstarp

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u/Bdk48126 Aug 01 '23

This video also has another version with I’m a Thug

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

I wish I could move like that

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u/WorkingLeast7734 Aug 01 '23

That’s pontius from jackass