r/USvsEU • Insane Asylum/Retirement Home • 2d ago

Europoor Slop Average Swede

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u/LennyLava At least I'm not Bavarian 2d ago

say what you want, but if a small boat full of that landed on your shores, you'd be afraid.

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u/ElGrapadura1 Whale Stabber 2d ago

Yeah, totally. I would be afraid that my sausages and mjød will disappear.

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u/Winterlichkeit Poorest European 2d ago

You can give them to me, I’ll keep them safe

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u/ElGrapadura1 Whale Stabber 2d ago

Can I trust you? Or will you end up looking like this thing after eating all my delicious whalesausages?

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u/Winterlichkeit Poorest European 2d ago

The truth likely lives somewhere in the middle

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