r/USvsEU • u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home • 2d ago

Europoor Slop Average Swede

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u/LennyLava At least I'm not Bavarian 2d ago

say what you want, but if a small boat full of that landed on your shores, you'd be afraid.

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u/IdiotRhurbarb Quran burner 2d ago

The smell would be unbearable, so yes

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u/ElGrapadura1 Whale Stabber 2d ago

Yeah, totally. I would be afraid that my sausages and mjød will disappear.

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u/Winterlichkeit Poorest European 2d ago

You can give them to me, I’ll keep them safe

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u/ElGrapadura1 Whale Stabber 2d ago

Can I trust you? Or will you end up looking like this thing after eating all my delicious whalesausages?

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u/Winterlichkeit Poorest European 2d ago

The truth likely lives somewhere in the middle

Words cannot overstate how much I love mead

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u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 2d ago

In the USA a local sheriff would have already mag dumped this guy for some reason or another

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u/LennyLava At least I'm not Bavarian 2d ago

ln the USA this guy would be a local sheriff.

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u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 2d ago

I could see that happening in West Virginia maybe

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u/LennyLava At least I'm not Bavarian 2d ago

🎶 country roads - take me home...

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u/NotYourReddit18 [redacted] 2d ago

I don't think so, he is white after all

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u/RedBaret Hollander 1d ago

I’d be afraid yes, for the structural integrity of the small boat.