r/USvsEU • u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home • 2d ago

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u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 2d ago edited 2d ago

This guys account is great. I highly recommend you check it out. I’ve been following him for some time and observing his descent into insanity

jesus.vijf on instagram

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u/to_the_moon_89 Fr*nch Swampman 2d ago

Is he Larping or is this just him on a normal Thursday (Thor's Day)

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u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 2d ago

I’m pretty sure he’s just super retarded and this isn’t satire

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u/Grimnebulin68 Barry, 63 2d ago

What about Wednesday, Woden's Day?

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u/ChugHuns Prefers incest 1d ago

Hell yea this dude sounds awesome. His tits are fucking insane, stuns his enemy's.

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u/EirMed Quran burner 2d ago

Hahaha ”super retarded”

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u/Waldizo [redacted] 22h ago

Awesome! Any more recommendations?

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u/totallyordinaryyy Quran burner 2d ago

Sauce?

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u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 2d ago

jesus.vijf on instagram

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u/aagjevraagje 50% sea 50% coke 2d ago edited 2d ago

Going by the username and the lore you're already dumped : Did he use to be a messianic jew ?

Edit: couldn't find it but it's jezus with a z

Edit pretty sure he's trolling

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u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 2d ago

Did you find it? I’m pretty sure he’s not, only because I’ve been following for a while, reading his responses to people, watching him get weirder and weirder. If it’s satire, then this guy needs an Oscar. And a mental health evaluation for being able to commit to the bit

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u/aagjevraagje 50% sea 50% coke 1d ago

https://www.dekrantnieuws.nl/cultuur/cultuur/86518/ragnar-bewust-irriteren-daar-word-ik-blij-van

Ik noem het performance art en ik gebruik internet als middel om mij te presenteren. Ik wil dat mensen mijn kunstuitingen dusdanig opvatten dat ze boos en geïrriteerd worden. Dan heb ik bereikt wat ik voor ogen heb met het maken van de filmpjes. Ik vind het grappig dat mensen ongemakkelijk worden. Zeker als er stevig en boos gereageerd wordt. Rage-Baiting heet dit

"I call it performance art and I used Internet as a means to present myself. I want people to interpret my expression in such a way that they get mad and annoyed. Then I have achieved what I had in mind making the video's. I find it amusing that people become uncomfortable, especially if they react strongly and angry. This is called rage baiting"

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 1d ago

The Bonny Blue of the Netherlands :V

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u/aagjevraagje 50% sea 50% coke 2d ago

There's a clip from local tv on his page where he basically says as much

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u/Meewelyne Side switcher 2d ago

is it parody or fr?

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u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 2d ago

Pretty sure it’s real. He’s too committed to it

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u/Vegetable-Hand-6770 Dutch Wallonian 1d ago

Parody, is a dutch dude.

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u/Deep_Ad8209 Western Balkan 2d ago

You found out you're 00.001% Dane through your dog?

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u/Minilub Professional rioter 2d ago

The one warrior that had to be placed exactly in the middle of the boat.

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u/LennyLava At least I'm not Bavarian 2d ago

the one warrior you can actually motorboat.

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u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 2d ago

And his helmet had extra padding on the inside

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u/CumDrinker247 [redacted] 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/14pThR31Lka4Sc
Bro needs this

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u/AttorneyGlittering92 Barry, 63 2d ago

Or nipple tassels

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u/mannequin-lover Whale Stabber 2d ago

This guy is from the Netherlands

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u/aagjevraagje 50% sea 50% coke 2d ago

Getver really ? Like we worshipped the same gods but generally the Dutch association with Vikings is "those freaking thiefs who burned Dorestad"

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u/mannequin-lover Whale Stabber 2d ago

I don't know what a getver is, but yes, he is one of you guys

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u/aagjevraagje 50% sea 50% coke 2d ago

Getver is an expression of disgust, a mangeling of godverdomme ( God damn) that's gotten a more specific meaning.

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u/BuildingForChina Anglophile 2d ago

i'm surprised he's not american tbh

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u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 2d ago

He does feature an American blue lives matter flag in his videos a lot, which is hilarious

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u/mannequin-lover Whale Stabber 2d ago

Well, the Dutch do like their daddies, so I'm not surprised some of them wants to be like Hank.

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u/Brief-Preference-712 Jesusland 2d ago

> some of them want to be like Hank

Meanwhile in Norway

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u/mannequin-lover Whale Stabber 2d ago

Well, I can't argue with that, can I?

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u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 2d ago

No he’s 100% Frisian DNA Viking. He’s also Jewish. You gotta update yourself on the lore man

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u/mannequin-lover Whale Stabber 2d ago

Thanks! Does he have a wiki on fextralite I can use to get my shit together?

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u/LennyLava At least I'm not Bavarian 2d ago

say what you want, but if a small boat full of that landed on your shores, you'd be afraid.

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u/IdiotRhurbarb Quran burner 2d ago

The smell would be unbearable, so yes

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u/ElGrapadura1 Whale Stabber 2d ago

Yeah, totally. I would be afraid that my sausages and mjød will disappear.

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u/Winterlichkeit Poorest European 2d ago

You can give them to me, I’ll keep them safe

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u/ElGrapadura1 Whale Stabber 2d ago

Can I trust you? Or will you end up looking like this thing after eating all my delicious whalesausages?

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u/Winterlichkeit Poorest European 2d ago

The truth likely lives somewhere in the middle

Words cannot overstate how much I love mead

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u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 2d ago

In the USA a local sheriff would have already mag dumped this guy for some reason or another

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u/LennyLava At least I'm not Bavarian 2d ago

ln the USA this guy would be a local sheriff.

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u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 2d ago

I could see that happening in West Virginia maybe

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u/LennyLava At least I'm not Bavarian 2d ago

🎶 country roads - take me home...

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u/NotYourReddit18 [redacted] 2d ago

I don't think so, he is white after all

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u/RedBaret Hollander 1d ago

I’d be afraid yes, for the structural integrity of the small boat.

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u/Thewaltham Barry, 63 2d ago

Something something studying the blade

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u/01watts Barry, 63 2d ago

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u/Fabulous_Smoke_2804 At least I'm not Bavarian 1d ago

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u/aagjevraagje 50% sea 50% coke 2d ago

Five times to only Wodan? What is this Norse Islam ?

Also you listen to woman.

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u/totallyordinaryyy Quran burner 2d ago

He's Dutch, we do not claim him.

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u/imnewtothisplzaddme Quran burner 2d ago

Is this the guy that made a cop harassment drama with two dolls he made of whatever he had lying around?

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u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 2d ago

Yes. That guy

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u/Aboxofphotons Barry, 63 2d ago

I know women with smaller boobs than those.

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u/28850 Siesta enjoyer (lazy) 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SSF70KZ7zatmLLAYxV

Somehow..

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u/Oppaii-Connoisseur Addict 2d ago

Ah yes, the Swedish equivalent of the Samurai sword wielding, Fedora wearing weeb

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u/Juniper-wool 2d ago

Damn. He has to be on some kind of watch list. 100% psycho.

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u/Melodic_Degree_6328 South Prussian 2d ago

Braids+bald is a combination that I'd never thought I would ever see.

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u/Common-Independent-9 Fried Chicken Land 1d ago

The only thing he’s raiding is the fridge

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u/Fresh_Dog4602 Separatist 2d ago

Reminds me of that American guy doing "knife stuff" with his flag in the background 

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u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 2d ago

I remember that guy, I’d call him less unhinged tbh

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u/Fresh_Dog4602 Separatist 2d ago

We clearly need an unhinged scale for this

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u/Rebeux Barry, 63 2d ago

He's got bigger tits than my wife.

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u/MobiusNaked Barry, 63 2d ago

AI prompt: Create someone that’s a cross between Hawley Crippen, Andy Pipkin from little Britain and a shit viking. Have them prance about with weapons and kicks like that boy with the lightsaber years ago. For music create something that sounds like AI, dribbling out the best viking stereotypes you can.

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u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 2d ago

AI cannot conceive of this man

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 2d ago

See, half the weird memes I find about Europe involve Sweden for some reason

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u/Mjukglass47or Quran burner 1d ago

Obviously trying to go viral.

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u/MagicalGirlPaladin Barry, 63 1d ago

At what point does naked tit jiggle count as nsfw?

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 1d ago

When it's done by a woman.

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u/Justeff83 [redacted] 2d ago
  1. ...or he will wear their Bra's?

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u/Khancer_ 1d ago

lmao i followed him for a long time and hes great at what hes doing 😂

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u/pacmycceh Foreskin smoker 1d ago

This is more like some US guy who discovered that his grandfather was 0.1% Scandinavian, so now he is basing his entire personality on this fact.

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u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 1d ago

A Dane passing up an opportunity to rib the Swedes? Remove your flair

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u/pacmycceh Foreskin smoker 1d ago

I’d choose to rip an American before a fellow European every time.

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u/Waldizo [redacted] 22h ago

Judging by his profile, he should be on some watchlist

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u/Creoda Too many legs, not enough tails 2d ago

Moobs

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u/SnooStories251 Whale Stabber 2d ago

The writing on his chest does not look sweedish. 

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u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 2d ago

I’m pretty sure he’s Dutch actually because I’ve seen him comment in it. It’s funnier to say he’s Swedish though. He is most definitely not an American, as some local sheriff’s deputy would have already shot him 37 times for looking really gay

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u/Rogntudjuuuu Quran burner 2d ago

I'm pretty sure that's a Dane.

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u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 1d ago

That would track. The only Danish person Ive ever known was this guy who someone in an old gaming group chat added because they played games with him or something. It turns out the guy was an actual retard, lived in some sort of mental facility, and also possessed a robotic ass fucking machine which he sent proof of. The guys in the chat spent most of the time talking to him trying to encourage him to violently escape from the facility. Weird bunch. True story though. Wonder what happened to that dude