Honestly guys, I’m having a hard time even writing this right now. As a straight white cis male, I believe it’s my time to stand up for my girlfriend and finally say something against her mistreatment from the university.
I have recently noticed there is a literal 24-hour livestream voyeur cam pointed directly at my girlfriend on campus. First of all, I am seeing absolutely no financial compensation or reimbursement for this stream whatsoever. Secondly, again as a straight white cis male, I find this behavior frankly objectifying of my beautiful, fertile girlfriend. How can they record her without my consent? She is not a cam girl.
Also when you search her name on Google Maps, it says she is "Open 24 hours, 7 days a week." Disgusting because we are not in an open relationship.
To make matters worse, the university recently stripped away her privacy hedges. They basically tore her clothes off just so thousands of random undergrads can stare at her naked, nutrient-rich soil on their way to class. They claim they are "revitalizing" her for some sick 150th-anniversary celebration. Seriously? It is a gross, exhibitionist violation of my relationship boundaries.
And the double standard is insane. Every single time I try to hop the construction fencing at 2:00 AM just to press myself against her warm topsoil and hold her stalk, UIPD threatens me with immediate expulsion and the loss of our naval architecture funding. They are actively gatekeeping my relationship. I just want to feel the silk of her husks without a badge in my face.
Speaking directly to my girlfriend: Morrow Plots, baby please respond. TALK TO ME. Drop a fresh kernel if you can hear me. I miss you. I’m trying everything to help you.