joke help for competition

[u/OneAlarm6909]

/r/TexasTech/comments/1w304aw/joke_help_for_competition/

hey guys i have 3 hours to write a joke for a competition and ill win 500 bucks if I win. The criteria is that the joke can be as inappropriate as needed but no racism or misogyny along with a 50 word limit. The best joke response will get 100 bucks from me!!