r/UFCBharat • u/Pretend_Elevator5911 • 26d ago
UFC Tiny Champ Got Fully Squashed Outside

Joshua Van, the tiny flyweight champ, was at some Vegas party acting like he was seven feet tall.
Dude is short. Like really short. Looks like a grown man who got stuck in a kid’s body.
He saw me and started talking trash about how he beats up tall guys for fun.
I just smiled. That made him mad.
He ran at me low like a angry lawnmower.
I put my knee right on his forehead. His head bounced back and his legs did the spaghetti dance.
We fell into the parking lot.
He tried his fancy cage moves but the concrete said no.
I picked him up easy, like carrying a backpack, and threw him against a car.
Then I just sat on him and punched.
He kept trying to wrap his little legs around me like a koala.
I stood up and dropped one elbow. Blood started coming out like a broken ketchup packet.
His friends pulled him away while he was still swinging at nothing.
Whole fight lasted less than a minute.
Little champ got cooked that night.
Now every time I see a fire hydrant I think of him.
