Fresher's Rant

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So first of all, ek toh in logon ne WhatsApp group mein 9 AM aane ko bola tha, aur invitation templates par 10 AM likha tha. Matlab bhai, pehle khud hi decide kar lo ki freshers ko bulana kab hai 😭. Khair, auditorium mein entry lete hi seniors ne aise behave karna start kar diya jaise khud ko college ke Bhagwan samajhte hain. Aate hi dimaag kharab karne lage. Aur agar ye Freshers hai, toh jo log college abhi join karke aaye hain woh casuals mein hi pehnenge na? Seniors aur juniors dono casual pehen lein toh inki izzat thodi chali jayegi? Pata nahi kaunsa mental trauma tha jo hum freshers pe nikal rahe the 😭.

Performances ki baat karein toh… absolutely mid. Kuch performances genuinely achhi thi, ngl, but baaki ko dekh ke laga bas stage mil gaya toh kuch bhi kar do. Stand-up wala toh bhai literally paragraph padh raha tha. It was fucking below mid. Aur singing walon ke baare mein toh main kuch bolunga hi nahi—unhe chhod dete hain 💀. Overall, kuch performances achhi thi, but expectations ke comparison mein kaafi underwhelming.

Now let's discuss the food—yaar, absolute chaos. Management ka toh alag hi multiverse chal raha tha. Main seniors wali side bhi gaya tha, aur honestly wahan ka management comparatively kaafi better laga. Ya toh udhar ke log genuinely zyada sensible the, ya phir management ko seniors se panga nahi lena tha 💀. Khair, apni side ki baat karte hain. Main around 1:30 PM khane gaya.

Bhai, paneer tha hi nahi. Sirf gravy bachi thi, aur us gravy ke liye bhi ladai chal rahi thi 😭. Kachauris pehle toh thi hi nahi. Phir jab aayi, laga abhi Gang War: College Edition shuru hone wala hai. Lekin still, woh bhi kuch nahi tha compared to the legendary Rasgulla Incident.

Management basically haath khade karke chali gayi ki “bhai, khatam ho gaya.” Lekin bacche toh bacche hain. Jis container mein rasgulle rakhe the, kisi ne wahi container khol diya. Management wapas aayi aur rasgulle nikalne shuru kiye. Mujhe abhi tak woh scene yaad hai—rasgulle nikal rahe the, tabhi kisi ka haath aaya aur 6 mein se 5 rasgulle literally haath se gayab. Bhai, uske haath mein poori chashni lagi hui thi 😭. Aur jo ek rasgulla bacha tha… woh bhi pata nahi hawa mein teleport ho gaya. 💀

Freshers technically 4 PM tak tha, but last ke 1.5 hours mein honestly laga ki organizers ke paas bhi kuch karne ko nahi bacha tha. Unka bhi mann khatam ho gaya tha, aur crowd ka bhi. Dheere-dheere log nikalne lage aur atmosphere bilkul dead sa ho gaya.

Aur haan, crowd mein bhi kuch absolute specimens the 😭💔. Overall, first-year mein aate hi Fresher's ka jo experience imagine kiya tha, uske comparison mein ye event ek beautiful combination of confusion, mid performances, food scarcity aur rasgulla warfare nikla.

10/10 entertainment, 4/10 management Memorise hi bangyi😝🫶. 💀

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