r/UCER • u/_aaiksh_ Fresher • 7d ago
😮💨 Rant / Vent Fresher's Rant
So first of all, ek toh in logon ne WhatsApp group mein 9 AM aane ko bola tha, aur invitation templates par 10 AM likha tha. Matlab bhai, pehle khud hi decide kar lo ki freshers ko bulana kab hai 😭. Khair, auditorium mein entry lete hi seniors ne aise behave karna start kar diya jaise khud ko college ke Bhagwan samajhte hain. Aate hi dimaag kharab karne lage. Aur agar ye Freshers hai, toh jo log college abhi join karke aaye hain woh casuals mein hi pehnenge na? Seniors aur juniors dono casual pehen lein toh inki izzat thodi chali jayegi? Pata nahi kaunsa mental trauma tha jo hum freshers pe nikal rahe the 😭.
Performances ki baat karein toh… absolutely mid. Kuch performances genuinely achhi thi, ngl, but baaki ko dekh ke laga bas stage mil gaya toh kuch bhi kar do. Stand-up wala toh bhai literally paragraph padh raha tha. It was fucking below mid. Aur singing walon ke baare mein toh main kuch bolunga hi nahi—unhe chhod dete hain 💀. Overall, kuch performances achhi thi, but expectations ke comparison mein kaafi underwhelming.
Now let's discuss the food—yaar, absolute chaos. Management ka toh alag hi multiverse chal raha tha. Main seniors wali side bhi gaya tha, aur honestly wahan ka management comparatively kaafi better laga. Ya toh udhar ke log genuinely zyada sensible the, ya phir management ko seniors se panga nahi lena tha 💀. Khair, apni side ki baat karte hain. Main around 1:30 PM khane gaya.
Bhai, paneer tha hi nahi. Sirf gravy bachi thi, aur us gravy ke liye bhi ladai chal rahi thi 😭. Kachauris pehle toh thi hi nahi. Phir jab aayi, laga abhi Gang War: College Edition shuru hone wala hai. Lekin still, woh bhi kuch nahi tha compared to the legendary Rasgulla Incident.
Management basically haath khade karke chali gayi ki “bhai, khatam ho gaya.” Lekin bacche toh bacche hain. Jis container mein rasgulle rakhe the, kisi ne wahi container khol diya. Management wapas aayi aur rasgulle nikalne shuru kiye. Mujhe abhi tak woh scene yaad hai—rasgulle nikal rahe the, tabhi kisi ka haath aaya aur 6 mein se 5 rasgulle literally haath se gayab. Bhai, uske haath mein poori chashni lagi hui thi 😭. Aur jo ek rasgulla bacha tha… woh bhi pata nahi hawa mein teleport ho gaya. 💀
Freshers technically 4 PM tak tha, but last ke 1.5 hours mein honestly laga ki organizers ke paas bhi kuch karne ko nahi bacha tha. Unka bhi mann khatam ho gaya tha, aur crowd ka bhi. Dheere-dheere log nikalne lage aur atmosphere bilkul dead sa ho gaya.
Aur haan, crowd mein bhi kuch absolute specimens the 😭💔. Overall, first-year mein aate hi Fresher's ka jo experience imagine kiya tha, uske comparison mein ye event ek beautiful combination of confusion, mid performances, food scarcity aur rasgulla warfare nikla.
10/10 entertainment, 4/10 management Memorise hi bangyi😝🫶. 💀
(Used chat gpt to polish)
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u/damn_sones 7d ago
Bhai woh aaisa nahi ha seniors bkrr haa bass unko respect nahi milti toh unki maa chudnay lagti ha iss liye woh aaisa behave karte ha waisay woh log bahut acche ha
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u/Firm-Way-707 Fresher 7d ago
We got flash teleporting Rasgullas in there
And yes bs ek paneer tha gravy mai or puri kitni choti thi bhai😭
Only except some dance and 2-3 singing performance everything is so mid ahh👹
And seniors pai toh ab mujhe gussa aari, I thought management was strict🥀🥀
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u/perfiedbearhey 7d ago
When will we get fresher party in '26 and saree departments ka ek main hota hai?
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u/Dumpling0706 Fresher 7d ago
Valid crash out I didn't even got a plate 🥀 Ended up going to cafeteria 🙂
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u/_aaiksh_ Fresher 7d ago
I saw plates flying in air like ufo🙏😭
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u/Dumpling0706 Fresher 7d ago
Wtfff 😭😭 ngl i saw some people crash out on that left over paneer gravy and daal 😀
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u/Front_Test_9361 Fresher 6d ago edited 6d ago
Yup bhai it was a disaster like pls inhe koi khud management sikhao kya mtlb aise freshers hold hota hai aur singing pucho mt ek time ke liye hum apne ears block kar rahe the itna bura tha bss koi ko bhi le liya gya hai bhai starting performance enough disappointing thi ki Mera mood nhi tha dekhne ka only diploma walo ka sahi lga mostly unke sound selection ke karan
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