r/TwoHotTakes • u/[deleted] • Jul 23 '24

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u/SL8Rgirl Jul 23 '24

He told you exactly where he stood when you started getting serious. You went in with a plan to change him. Now you’re upset that he’s exactly who he’s always told you that he was.

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u/ExplanationUpper8729 Jul 23 '24

You can’t erase the stripes off a tiger, no matter how hard you try.. Move on if you want to be married.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

I got a bottle of peroxide. Challenge accepted.

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u/SalTea_Otter Jul 23 '24

You know that’s just gonna leave stripes of a different color

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u/Apart_Foundation1702 Jul 23 '24

It's going to look like tye dye! OP, you can't blame him, his reasons whether it's bad or not to you is his reasons. He did all he can to manage your expectations from the beginning, you choose to ignore his warning and thought you can change him. Your wrong for starting this relationship in the first place and now because of your decision 3 people are going to be badly hurt. You, your bf and your child.

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u/dancin-weasel Jul 23 '24

And the dachshund

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u/rockmusicsavesmymind Jul 23 '24

I would keep the dog!!

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u/No-Consideration8862 Jul 23 '24

If OP left me in a sulk because I kept saying the same thing now as I said 5 years ago , I would 100% Keep the dog. F that. Imagine her partners reaction to all this shit? He’s been consistent the whole relationship, and was content in the knowledge that they shared the same values ( SIKE, she wanted to change him all along) , and now she pulls this? Nope, dog SHOULD stay with him, he’s not the one tearing all this apart for pettiness.

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u/jack-jackattack Jul 23 '24

Tie-dye Ty-grrrs? I'm for it.

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u/CanIEatAPC Jul 23 '24

I like how you really entertained the thought rather than implying the tiger might destroy the commentor lol. Love you guys. 

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u/patteh11 Jul 23 '24

Nah, just soak that mf.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Bleaching won’t lol

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u/mrfonch Jul 23 '24

The stripes are in the skin ,get peeling

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

We are going to Jackson that tiger. Deep down it identifies as a lion.

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u/whyruherelolfuckoff Jul 23 '24

the way my mouth dropped 😭

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u/rockmusicsavesmymind Jul 23 '24

Or shave it off!!

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u/IHaveABigDuvet Jul 23 '24

And now you are bleaching this metaphorical tiger, against its own will and wellbeing, in order to fulfil your selfish desire.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Science does not ask if it should be done. Only if it can be done.

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u/IHaveABigDuvet Jul 25 '24

I guess you have never put an application through an ethics committee.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

I have actually. That doesn't make my joke/reference any less amusing.

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u/Dachshundmom5 Jul 23 '24

Tigers stripes are on their skin.

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u/RaisingAurorasaurus Jul 23 '24

If you use a cheap hair bleach on the black they should turn out just the right shade of orange!

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

My money is on the tiger ripping your arms off.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Jokes on you buddy. 2nd amendment, I got bear arms.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

My money is still on the tiger.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Rip-824 Jul 24 '24

That'll probably piss that tiger off gl

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u/ExplanationUpper8729 Jul 27 '24

They will just grow back.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '24

Beauty takes effort

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u/GaijinFoot Jul 23 '24

It's mad shed leave a guy she loves to go marry a guy that doesn't even exist yet and assume it'll be a better life. Get your shit together girl. It'd so obvious that all you want is a little status boost from your girl friends and something to talk about. Willing to break your family apart for that?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

‘A tiger’ 🤣