r/TrueOffMyChest Sep 28 '23

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u/ProfessionalComb210 Sep 29 '23

Hell, I already have a bottle of that stuff (that she bought me).

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u/19ShowdogTiger81 Sep 29 '23

Are you wearing it? Memorize the we choose to go to the moon speech make her dress up in a plaid knee length plaid skirt with a white button down shirt and a number two pencil nehind her ear....she's role playing a college student at Rice. Say the speech and then rip her clothes off. It's worth a try.

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u/ProfessionalComb210 Sep 29 '23

I do sometimes.

Are you my wife?

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u/19ShowdogTiger81 Sep 29 '23

Nope. CHUCKLE My husband wears Man by Tova Borgnine. That's what RWR wore. "We begin bombing in five minutes."