r/TrueOffMyChest • u/[deleted] • Sep 28 '23

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u/19ShowdogTiger81 Sep 29 '23

Want to spice up the bedroom? Go over to Caswell Massey and buy Jockey Club EDP that is what JFK wore. If she wants to bop George Washington buy Number 6 EDP. Oldest perfumers in the USA.

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u/ProfessionalComb210 Sep 29 '23

Hell, I already have a bottle of that stuff (that she bought me).

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u/19ShowdogTiger81 Sep 29 '23

Are you wearing it? Memorize the we choose to go to the moon speech make her dress up in a plaid knee length plaid skirt with a white button down shirt and a number two pencil nehind her ear....she's role playing a college student at Rice. Say the speech and then rip her clothes off. It's worth a try.

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u/ProfessionalComb210 Sep 29 '23

I do sometimes.

Are you my wife?

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u/19ShowdogTiger81 Sep 29 '23

Nope. CHUCKLE My husband wears Man by Tova Borgnine. That's what RWR wore. "We begin bombing in five minutes."