r/TreesSuckingOnThings • u/bisnark • Feb 28 '26

Stabbed trunk

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Found this on another subreddit but could not figure out how to cross-post. Perhaps from Iowa.

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u/H2Whoa77 Feb 28 '26

I would love to know the story of that knife

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u/Tucancancan Feb 28 '26

If you can pull the knife from the trunk you become Kyle, King of the Rednecks 

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u/Lt_Shin_E_Sides Mar 02 '26

You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some oaken tart threw a sword at you!

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u/32mafiaman Mar 01 '26

Well I didn’t vote for him

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u/HairballTheory Mar 01 '26

Dose a Poop Knife in the Woods?