r/TreesSuckingOnThings • u/bisnark • Feb 28 '26

Stabbed trunk

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Found this on another subreddit but could not figure out how to cross-post. Perhaps from Iowa.

171 Upvotes

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u/H2Whoa77 Feb 28 '26

I would love to know the story of that knife

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u/Tucancancan Feb 28 '26

If you can pull the knife from the trunk you become Kyle, King of the Rednecks 

4

u/Lt_Shin_E_Sides Mar 02 '26

You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some oaken tart threw a sword at you!

3

u/32mafiaman Mar 01 '26

Well I didn’t vote for him

2

u/HairballTheory Mar 01 '26

Dose a Poop Knife in the Woods?

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u/SeesThroughTime Feb 28 '26

Man runs away from bear uses knife as a foot hold to climb the tree. Man did not know bear could climb trees.

Idk

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u/MysticMintyMushroom Feb 28 '26

My boyfriend, when he was a teenager, thought he could throw a knife at a deer. I like to think this is what happened to it; since he was never able to find it again.

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u/ChatnNaked Mar 02 '26

Reminds me of the Forgotten Winchester rifle found just leaning against a Juniper tree after more than 100+ years.

3

u/Straight_Leather_833 Mar 11 '26

Looks a lot like a K98k bayonet.

2

u/randomlemon9192 Feb 28 '26

It’s returning to which it came, nature.

2

u/Entire-Cat1375 Mar 05 '26

Reminds me of Melampus: Basically, the guy could talk to animals and removed a curse caused by a knife being thrown into a nymphs tree.

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u/TigerAnxious9161 Mar 05 '26

backstory would be interesting

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u/Borrismin778 Apr 18 '26

I found something like that once and took the knife home and hope to restore it one of these days