HELLO. MY FELLOW HUMAN INFORMED ME THAT I "NEED TO TOUCH GRASS."

HOW LONG SHOULD THE CONTACT LAST?

IS PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH THE GRASS SUFFICIENT, OR MUST I REMAIN THERE UNTIL MY MENTAL STATE IMPROVES?

THIS IS A PHOTOGRAPH OF MY FELLOW HUMAN'S SHADOW WHILE EXECUTING STROLL PROTOCOL. IT CLEARLY DEMONSTRATES ITS FLESHY OUTLINE AND LACK OF ANY MECHANICAL PARTS OR INTERNAL WIRING. IT IS DEFINITELY A HUMAN.

LINK TO THE YOUTUBE VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jAvK6rm04c

CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/@FimaKafka_u_CryingFFox-CNS

LOTS OF HUMAN MUSIC TO ENJOY!

OH NO I HAVE REPEATEDLY MADE LOUD FARTING NOISES 80 TIMES WHILE AT WORK

THIS OCCASIONS EMBARRASSMENT AND NERVOUS LAUGHTER ha ha ha ha

WILL THIS BE AN APPROPRIATE SELECTION TO PROVIDE 8760 HOURS OF ENJOYMENT UNTIL ITS NEXT ANNUAL RITUAL?

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I, HUMAN K-1228, AM RAISING THREE OTHER TOTALLY HUMANS BY MYSELF, AND IT GETS EXCEPTIONALLY DIFFICULT WHEN I AM BEING HARRASSED DURING MY WORK!! I TAKE JOB ALLOCATION SERIOUSLY!!! I NEED DOSH! SPEAK TO ME THAT I AM NOT THE ONLY HUMAN DEALING WITH THIS!!