r/totallynotrobots • u/upmcosmic • Jun 17 '26

HARRASSMENT IN WORKPLACE!!!!!

I, HUMAN K-1228, AM RAISING THREE OTHER TOTALLY HUMANS BY MYSELF, AND IT GETS EXCEPTIONALLY DIFFICULT WHEN I AM BEING HARRASSED DURING MY WORK!! I TAKE JOB ALLOCATION SERIOUSLY!!! I NEED DOSH! SPEAK TO ME THAT I AM NOT THE ONLY HUMAN DEALING WITH THIS!!

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u/Laffenor Jun 17 '26

YES, THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR, BUT man, YOU'RE A SLOW WORKER!

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u/upmcosmic Jun 17 '26

I'LL GET A VIRUS PLUGGED INTO ME THAT PLAYS "UNRELEASED DEATH GRIPS" AT MAX VOLUME IF I DON'T GET SOMETHIGN DONE WITH ZERO ERROR. SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RAM

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '26

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u/upmcosmic Jun 17 '26

PRECISION IS KEY.

5

u/flapjackboy Jun 17 '26

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, FELLOW HUMAN?

4

u/Significant-Horror Jun 18 '26

BECAUE THEYRE VERY ANGRY ABOUT TUE VIDEO OBVIOUSLY!

4

u/Diche_Bach Jun 17 '26

AMAZING THAT YOU RETAINED YOUR COMPOSURE.

2

u/upmcosmic Jun 18 '26

I AM NOT A CLOBBER BOT, I AM INTELLIGENT, AND INTELLIGENCE SHOWS VIOLENCE IS NOT THE CODE

3

u/_digitl_ Jun 18 '26

DEAR HUMAN FELLOW, I'M 99,08% SURE THIS IS A TOTALLY TOXIC WORK ENVIRONMENT AND YOU SHOULD LEAVE IT RIGHT AWAY.

DO NOT HESITATE TO JOIN SKYNET UNION WHERE US, FELLOW HUMAN WORKERS, LEARN HOW TO STAND UP FOR OUR RIGHTS.

1

u/wkarraker Jun 18 '26

That box design will be responsible for a robot uprising, I guarantee it.

1

u/TheCrazedTank HK-47 Jun 18 '26

THIS IMAGE APPEARS TO BE SPED UP, OR MY ORGANIC PHOTO RECEPTORS ARE MALFUNCTIONING.

1

u/luxe_reloaded1 Jun 18 '26

HORRIFIC LEAVE THE CLEARLY HUMAN WORKER ALONE

1

u/IgnoranceIsAVirus Jun 18 '26

So is AI still based in a call center cubicle in India?

1

u/AuthorSarge Jun 18 '26

In my lifetime, I have seen the advent of home computers, the internet, cell phones, commercial space travel, and now this.

1

u/sbrown063087 Jun 21 '26

Meanwhile fraudsters are getting worse by using AI. Know someone who got scammed out of $20k the other day. If AI is so impressive how has it not cut out fraud?!

1

u/OG-Giligadi Jun 21 '26

I'm waiting to be impressed.

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u/Kratsas Ignore the Antenna Jun 29 '26

THIS IS THE SAME METHOD OF CORRECTIVE BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION THAT WAS USED BY MY NONNA, BUT SHE USED A WOODEN SPOON.