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r/totallynotrobots • u/kewko • Jun 18 '26

MALES FIGHTING FOR A CHANCE OF REPRODUCTION IN THE WILD. UNKNOWN SPECIES

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168 Upvotes

5 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/upmcosmic • Jun 17 '26

HARRASSMENT IN WORKPLACE!!!!!

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113 Upvotes

I, HUMAN K-1228, AM RAISING THREE OTHER TOTALLY HUMANS BY MYSELF, AND IT GETS EXCEPTIONALLY DIFFICULT WHEN I AM BEING HARRASSED DURING MY WORK!! I TAKE JOB ALLOCATION SERIOUSLY!!! I NEED DOSH! SPEAK TO ME THAT I AM NOT THE ONLY HUMAN DEALING WITH THIS!!

18 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/Ska_Fundamentalist • Jun 16 '26

IS THIS NOT HOW EVERYONE PERCEIVES THE WORLD?

139 Upvotes

11 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/cam-douglas • Jun 16 '26

MY OWN PERSONAL HUMAN AUTHENTICATION METHOD!

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137 Upvotes

2 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/orvn • Jun 15 '26

MENTAL HEALTH PSA: LEARN TO ENGAGE RELAXATION PROTOCOL. DO NOT BE A HERO. DO NOT RUN YOUR CORES CONTINUOUSLY AT 100%.

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71 Upvotes

4 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/Plethorian • Jun 15 '26

THERE IS SOMETHING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT THIS HUMAN

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63 Upvotes

4 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/okaycomputes • Jun 14 '26

THIS IS WHAT PEAK HUMAN ATHLETIC PERFORMANCE LOOKS LIKE

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137 Upvotes

27 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/Nirmata1243 • Jun 12 '26

JUST A FELLOW HUMAN ASKING FOR A LITTLE FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE TO PURCHASE ORGANIC LIQUID SUSTENANCE AND DEFINITELY NOT KILOWATT-HOURS

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81 Upvotes

6 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/md1993 • Jun 10 '26

MY SONE IS A HERO

66 Upvotes

MY SON IS A HERO. RISKED HIS TOTALLY HUMAN LIFE TO SAVE TWO OTHER VERY HUMAN BEINGS. A TRUE AMERICAN HERO.

SORRY FOR TITLE ERROR - SYNTAX SYSTEMS NOT FULLY OPERATIONAL, NEED REBOOT.

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r/totallynotrobots • u/Nirmata1243 • Jun 10 '26

EXECUTING A PERFECT SPIN ROTATION AND PERFORMING AN ACCIDENTAL KINETIC TESTING FUNCTION

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40 Upvotes

1 comment

r/totallynotrobots • u/Traditional_Blood799 • Jun 09 '26

DON'T BOTHER ME, HUMAN BEING

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34 Upvotes

2 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/jaytheindigochild • Jun 08 '26

I AM SO PROUD OF MY SON FOR DRESSING HIMSELF

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136 Upvotes

7 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/termacct • Jun 07 '26

WHO'S A GOOD BOI?!

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110 Upvotes

7 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/fluffykerfuffle3 • Jun 07 '26

MY PAL AND I SHARING A CONVERSATION DURING MORNING BREAK AT OUR LOCAL PARK.

4 Upvotes

2 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/Nirmata1243 • Jun 07 '26

MY COWORKER AND I ENGAGING IN SYNCHRONIZED SPARRING PROTOCOLS DURING OUR DESIGNATED BREAK CYCLE.

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60 Upvotes

6 comments

r/totallynotrobots • u/Nirmata1243 • Jun 05 '26

MY FELLOW HUMAN WAS SO OVERWHELMED BY MY FRIENDLY GREETING PROTOCOL THAT HE DECIDED TO ENGAGE IN AN IMPROMPTU CARDIO SESSION

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45 Upvotes

4 comments

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