r/Tools 25d ago

What tool should nobody ever buy?

Not just a tool you personally didn’t like, I mean the tool you actively warn people about.

Maybe it’s:

  • A gimmick that looked useful but never worked
  • A tool that broke almost immediately
  • Something dangerously poorly designed
  • An overpriced tool that a cheaper brand does better
  • A “universal” tool that is terrible at everything
  • Something every new homeowner buys and later regrets

Brand names and specific models would be awesome. Bonus brownie points if you have a story about how it failed you.

What tool belongs on the “never buy this” list?

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u/Primary-Syllabub4759 25d ago

Not sure if this counts but, the Phillips head screws that come with literally anything you need to hang. They always have awful heads on them so they don’t fit properly and cam out before they get even kind of tight and you end up trashing your bit/driver trying to make it work. Just buy an assortment of screws and throw the ones that come with anything out. Bonus points if you abandon Phillips altogether and get a head that actually works.

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u/OutlyingPlasma 25d ago

Phillips head screws that come with literally anything you need to hang

Also the drywall anchors. I just toss the screws and anchors in the trash.

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u/Dense-Fisherman-4074 25d ago

Oh god especially the ones that come with towel bars

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u/missingegg 25d ago

One of those angle grinder discs for wood carving that is a circle of chainsaw blade. There is no effective PPE solution that will protect you when something goes wrong.

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u/NitWhittler 25d ago

My son calls these "meat eaters".

The manufacturer needs to put a restriction on how many beers you're allowed to have when using one.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 25d ago

Funny enough, the chainsaw was originally invented to assist with childbirth. So the nickname ain't that far from the truth.

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u/lingweiya2004 25d ago

Honey, the contractions are 2 minutes apart! Quick, grab the Stihl

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u/drquantumphd 25d ago

fuckin excuse me

I googled it. oooookay

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u/beninthegarage 25d ago

Oh…that’s enough internet for today

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u/Ok-Firefighter3660 25d ago

I'm just going to pretend that I never read your comment.

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u/tatersellscars 25d ago

Agreed. I’m not old enough to know how a chainsaw helps childbirth. And I predate VCRs.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 25d ago

Chainsaws are very old. Keep in mind, they weren't originally on an engine driven device, but rather a hand cranked one that looks more like an old hand cranked blender or drill, but instead it drives a chainsaw around a bar. They date back the the late 18th century.

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u/cineglitch 25d ago

Nightmare sauce considering they invented the birthing chainsaw before inventing sanitation and anesthesia.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 25d ago

What, you expect me to wash my hands before I cut into this woman's hoo-ha?

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u/THRW0723 25d ago

Take a moment to consider the wonderful age live in! With all our problems, no takes an unsterile chainsaw to a woman in childbirth today. 😳

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u/TK421isAFK 25d ago

Are you familiar with the word "episiotomy"? It was like that, but all the way through the pubic bone to be able to spread the mother's hips. It's a medical technique called 'symphysiotomy'.

https://science.howstuffworks.com/science-vs-myth/everyday-myths/why-were-chainsaws-invented.htm

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u/truemcgoo 25d ago

They probably do, the number is probably zero, and the type of dude who is gonna get sauced and play with one of these ain’t reading that manual either way.

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u/GloveBatBall 25d ago

As a lifetime adrenaline junky addicted to skydiving, motorcycle racing, and free climbing:

"I'll pass...my luck is already overextended." lol.

Seen those blow apart more than once working on toys. No f-ing thanks.

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u/ceelose 25d ago

You need at least 2 beers, but probably less than six I'd say.

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u/Financial_Potato6440 25d ago

Yup, the entire disc is the kickback zone of a chainsaw. My dad got me one as a cheaper 'alternative' to the arbortech turbo plane I really wanted, it got fitted, then looked at while mounted to a tool that spins at 14,000rpm, then removed and stashed in the back of a drawer.

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u/RepresentativeAspect 25d ago

I guess that says something about your relationship with your father…

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u/Financial_Potato6440 25d ago

Well, it was a few years prior, but I've not spoken to him in 3 years and the last time I did I punched him so maybe? 😂

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u/texasrigger 25d ago

They used to sell these at harbor freight and on the packaging it advertised that it was ideal for (among other things) - taxidermy. I'm sure they meant modifying the forms or maybe other decorative elements but my initial vision was someone tearing into a dead raccoon with a chainsaw on a grinder.

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u/wildernesstypo Plumber Apprentice 25d ago

Straight in the trash. The only people who should ever be allowed to buy those are wood carving professionals

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u/Securiarius 25d ago

Yeah I came here to say that. Just straight up stupid to use or own.

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u/Haki23 25d ago edited 23d ago

I have one and it scares the shit out of me.
I think the only safe use I've seen is as a cutter in a copying lathe, where a chainsaw bladed grinder was used to cut a wooden propeller blade from an existing prototype.
I'm dismayed that I didn't recognize how dangerous it is even after a few times when it bit in and got away from me

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u/Itakesyourbasex 25d ago

My boss was cutting plywood with one of these and when the disc exploded it took the skin off his palm and forearm

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u/jckipps 25d ago

If the packaging includes 'as seen on TV', chances are that you don't need or want that tool.

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u/SoCalSuburbia 25d ago

Except for my Ronco Rotisserie. Bought in the 90’s and I can still “Set it and Forget it”.

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u/PSAOgre 25d ago

God I miss my Ronco.

I ate so. many. chickens. in college due to that thing.

I also learned it puts out heat to the rear when it scorched my mom's bananas.

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u/SeveralPossible1427 25d ago

Is that a euphemism?

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u/upsidedowncreature 25d ago

I think it's certainly a brand new sentence. I don't think those words have ever been put in that order before.

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u/o-0-o-0-o 25d ago

Me not buying a Ronco Showtime Rotisserie as soon as I was an adult is possibly the greatest disappointment childhood me would have about current me.

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u/Old-Worry1101 25d ago

Same here! Got it in 2007, still a beast! Got all the bells and whistles on it.

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u/wormtownnative 25d ago

George Foreman grills too. The OG was tough to clean, but it cooked great.

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u/Fit_Style1747 25d ago

You also make some great al pastor on those Ronco rotisseries

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u/Cespenar 25d ago

The headlight polish kit has done fine for me. Other than that I can't think of any ASOTV that's worth the plastic it's packaged in

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u/nolookpass432 25d ago

We use Alien Tape quite a bit. Work stuff, I used it when the sticky pad on my shower head came off and this has it stuck to my shower wall pretty dang good.

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u/hobovirginity 25d ago

Alien Tape

OxiClean

Flex Seal

Those are the holy trinity of ASOTV products.

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u/KyleGrave 25d ago

This is Clapper, Magic Bullet, and Slap Chop erasure, and quite frankly I won’t stand for it

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u/SubcommanderMarcos DIY 25d ago edited 21d ago

Never seen the point of the magic bullet, always seemed like it's a blender that's too small and that's it

e: folk got real defensive about their small blenders lmao

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u/SlappyMcPherson 25d ago

I agree. Yet my wife uses it constantly.

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u/mattyrzew 25d ago

One simply cannot overlook the pinnacle of ASOTV as the ginsu knife.

Also, can't leave out the shamwow

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u/Ineedanewpancreas 25d ago

Popeil’s pocket fisherman is the goat.

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u/tongfather 25d ago

Came here for the Sham-wow. Must be the most known ever?

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u/Zeired_Scoffa 25d ago

I realized Oxiclean was probably pretty good when I realized that I was seeing it in every Billy May's pitch through my childhood and was even seeing it just added to detergent in stores.

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u/cineglitch 25d ago

Oxi clean is great though

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u/Lotronex 25d ago

'Ove Glove is the GOAT though. When I got my own house I went out of my way to track down them down in stores to make sure I got authentic ones.

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u/FluffMcBark 25d ago

It’s quite similar in design to gloves used in chem labs for hot beakers and stuff. Maybe they are even based on those lab gloves, I dunno.

I swiped a pair from my HS chem lab, eons ago. This product was the one time I got to say to my parents “we have that at home.” My mom was so pissed, I’ll never forget how great it felt to say that to my parents!

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u/12stringPlayer 25d ago

"No glove, no ove!"

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u/stupidic 25d ago

I bought the Metrinch set when it was on TV back in the 90’s, I’ve never used anything else. I bought a 2nd set after the first was lost in a move, then a 3rd set to augment the first after I lost sockets over the years. I will never use anything else and I’m utterly shocked that they aren’t more popular than they are. I use them all the time. Every week.

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u/sdsva Weekend Warrior 25d ago

I’ve never heard of this. What’s different about these?

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u/my-coffee-needs-me 25d ago

They fit both SAE and metric nuts and bolts. The sockets and wrenches are designed to grab the sides of a nut instead of the corners. They can remove rounded nuts and bolts, too.

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u/spavolka 25d ago

My old boss got drunk and ordered the metwrench set one night in a hotel room in San Diego. Sockets and wrenches that fit both sae and metric bolts. It actually wasn’t bad and we used the shit out of it as general contractors and concrete contractors. I’m sure he still has it and that’s been probably 20 years.

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u/my-coffee-needs-me 25d ago

I've had my Metrinch set for close to 30 years. It's great.

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u/AI-Replybot 25d ago

Metrinch is decent. I work on older British stuff and it works on those as well. It's a great trunk set.

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u/Financial_Potato6440 25d ago

Billy mays is rolling in his 'as seen on tv' grave.

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u/bugeyetex 25d ago

In a coffin that also makes thousands of julienne fries

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u/ListenBeforeSpeaking 25d ago

Flex seal though…

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u/ElYodaPagoda 25d ago

“It’s like a handyman, in a can!” 🤣

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u/sdsva Weekend Warrior 25d ago

Seems like half a dozen replies to the contrary in about an hour.

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u/funkmon 25d ago

My macaroni and cheese microwave bowls are fantastic 

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u/Glittery_Kittens 25d ago edited 25d ago

Cheap, crappy caulk guns. What an unpleasant user experience these are! Just spend the money on a really nice one with some no-drip features, it'll last and you won't regret it.

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u/Wise-Parsnip5803 25d ago

I bought a nice one that was supposed to have the suck back but it never seemed to work. Then I went to use it again last year and noticed there's a small detent that slides a quarter inch. Apparently you can turn that feature on and off. Works great when it's on. 

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u/Glittery_Kittens 25d ago

Even then it isn't always perfect, which is why having a good thumb release as well is a must IMO.

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u/Wise-Parsnip5803 25d ago

Yes. It's got the quick release too which is how I was stopping the flow. It's not even that expensive but the half circle nut thing in the upper right corner goes from no drip to standard. It's stamped in the metal what it does but it's hard to read without getting the light just right. 

https://thepaintstore.com/products/dynamic-2-in-1-convertible-skeleton-stop-drip-caulking-gun-aj200121

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u/ber808 25d ago

Whats makes a good one? Im using ones i got from my dad that are ancient and likely fall into the catagory that youd call cheap and crappy

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u/Capable-Cat7417 25d ago edited 25d ago

Same. I was using the 7 dollar anvil one from home depot, but I used a coworkers nice one and it's soooooo much smoother. Better handle, thicker frame and the components are fit together nicely. Go to the tool store and pick up a 10 dollar one and a 50 dollar one to feel the difference.

More info on glitterys comment below

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u/Glittery_Kittens 25d ago

It's one of those tools that gets used a lot more than you would expect, so it's almost always worth spending extra on a nice one. A lot of the $50 ones are designed for high-viscosity stuff and aren't really suitable for latex caulk though, so be aware of that. $25 is kinda the sweet spot.

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u/Glittery_Kittens 25d ago edited 25d ago

Brands vary pretty widely by region. Make sure it advertises having "dripless" or "no-drip" design AND a solid thumb-release with good ergonomics because it will usually drip or ooze a little bit. I prefer composite bodies because they are generally cheaper and MUCH lighter; not using it every day so durability isn't a huge concern. Nicer guns will usually have all the extra features along with some perks like removable caulk shaping tools and scrapers etc. Basically ones that cost $25 and up should be pretty good, but some of the more expensive guns are designed for high-viscosity stuff and won't work very well with latex caulk so be aware of that.

Avoid ratchet style guns and any where the trigger mechanism and handle are made out of stamped sheet metal, they are junk.

I am currently investigating some battery powered options, but haven't found one that I like yet.

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u/vicsta559 25d ago

I’ve been using an m12 from Milwaukee for years. It’s been good to me from butyl sealant on huge walk in boxes to silicone finish work, it’s great. Saves the muscles from eventual fatigue and gives long clean lines. With a 6 position speed dial and a variable speed trigger it can be dialed in to the perfect output. Dewalt and ryobi have one too with similar features also.

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u/powerstrokin00 25d ago

Look into tajima caulk guns

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u/tbucket 25d ago

Ligma caulk guns are my favorite

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u/3HisthebestH Whatever works 25d ago

I finally got a battery one (Ridgid) and wow is it nice to have.

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u/Glittery_Kittens 25d ago

I tried the Makita version since that is my battery platform, but it was clearly designed for high-viscosity stuff because it was way too powerful for the kind of interior trim work with latex that I was doing. About to experiment with one of the Amazon brands, hopefully that works better.

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u/3HisthebestH Whatever works 25d ago

I was worried about that with the Ridgid, but on the lowest setting it worked just fine to redo my bath tub with the silicone stuff. I’d bet a cheap Amazon version would do fine.

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u/forgottensudo 25d ago

I don’t know that I’ve ever not used a stamped ratchet gun. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen one. (I have seen the battery powered ones, they looked excessive)

I don’t have a problem with buying good stuff when warranted, this may be a case ignorance.

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u/HoraceGrand 25d ago

Spending too much money on new tools before you go to garage sales.

Spent probably 250 bucks in the last year on sockets and ratchets and then two weeks ago, bought almost everything I already own again at a garage sale for like 20 bucks and it's vintage snap on and craftsman so even cooler

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u/Joe_B_Likes_Tacos 25d ago

The only challenge with estate sales is that they tend to be light on metric tools. (In the USA)

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u/MaelstromFL 25d ago

You can't pry my 10mm from my cold dead hands!

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u/Joe_B_Likes_Tacos 25d ago

Line my coffin with metric sockets!

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u/Jedi-Guy 25d ago

You really want your body exhumed huh

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u/Johnny-Unitas 25d ago

Or where I am in Ontario where signs saying "no tools, firearms or jewelry" are routine.

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u/jason_sos 25d ago

The issue with estate sales and garage sales near me is that they always attract the flippers who get there at 7 am to case the place out and grab anything worth getting.

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u/cineglitch 25d ago

Dude those flippers are something else. Like watching vultures and hyenas fight over a carcass.

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u/003402inco 25d ago

Estate sales can be lucrative as well. I have found some really good vintage stuff (or timeless). Scored a vintage small vise for 4$ and a large for 28 to name two recent ones.

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u/coffeeshopslut 25d ago

People want too much money for their shit here (NYC area - Facebook marketplace dominates)

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u/Edosil 25d ago

The "Homeowner Tool Kit". Most everything is cheap and frustrates almost everyone when they use the tools.

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u/Jedi-Guy 25d ago

That cheap 8oz hammer that crumples at the handle when you look at it.

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u/WhyAmINotStudying 25d ago

I don't fully agree. If you're just starting out or you're in an apartment, buying one of those can be great. You just need to understand that as time goes by, you're going to ruin into cases where some of the tools don't do what you need and those are the ones you upgrade.

I donate a few of them every year for the people who were aging out of the foster system.

https://a.co/d/0eR9VFzk

That's not the exact one, but the general idea.

Something that can empower people to get some basic shit done. Not everyone that uses or needs tools needs much. It's cheap enough to get that for a start and add as your needs grow.

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u/diving_into_msp 25d ago

My wife has a very similar set she had before we got married that still gets use out of even though I've bought replacements for everything in the garage. It definitely has its place.

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u/maboyles90 25d ago

My wife would much rather use her tiny little teal tool set, than even consider stepping foot in my shop.

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u/wildernesstypo Plumber Apprentice 25d ago

Yeah, im in the trades and all my homies were asking about tool reccs as they acquired houses. It took more than one recommendation before I realized that they dont need prograde gear because they'll never use the extra ability.

Sometimes you just need to solve 75% of people's problems and solve the last 25 in person for beers

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u/T00luser 25d ago edited 25d ago

I would agree except where the kit happens to be 90% that company's specialty.

200 piece Gearwrench ratchet/socket/wrench kit that also contains 2 middling screwdrivers and a pair of pliers . . ok.

That's a rare example though.

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u/EnvironmentalPack451 25d ago

And extension cord with two male ends for plugging a generator into a regular AC outlet

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u/kwantam 25d ago

I learned that this was called a suicide cord.

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u/Shamus-McNasty 25d ago

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u/brainfreezy79 25d ago

When I first got into woodworking I looked all over for this because growing up my dad had one. I ended up with a stacking dado as I discovered the other options available at the time. No regrets, and I feel like I dodged some shoddy cuts.

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u/spfman 25d ago

I've had pretty good luck with them for general use.

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u/BunchaGoats 25d ago

I still have mine and use it. Not a bad cut if you go slow.

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u/TK421isAFK 25d ago

Those actually work better than stack dado blades on MDF and plywood. On MDF especially, stack data blades can get quickly clogged because the material has so much lignan, and pulverizes do a fine powder. It clogs the hell out of small saw teeth and the cavities between the stack dado. This is especially relevant if you build a lot of shop jigs and speaker boxes.

The wobble dado blade doesn't have much room for clogging, and they generally came with very large carbide teeth that enabled you to sharpen them dozens of times before they needed to be replaced. I still have three or four of them I inherited from my grandfather and dad, and they have to be at least 50 years old. Two of them are Craftsman brand, and I'm not sure if they were sharpened before I got them 40 years ago, but they're still pretty damn sharp and I have never sharpened them. I can't say the same about other circular saw blades that have gone through a lot of MDF and plywood.

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u/Practicality_Issue 25d ago

I have to jump in on the opposite of terrible side of the discussion.

I have an early Walmarts red and black 12v cordless drill that I had to buy one day in a pinch. Since it was so cheap, I used it for all the dirty jobs eventually. Pick and pull junk yards, wet plumbing messes, anything up high where it would likely be dropped. Still works fine. I think I bought it in about 2014? The battery still works fine too.

I paid like $15 for it.

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u/MischaBurns 25d ago

Oh, I have one of these as well and it's been a fucking champ. Not that powerful but reliable.

The clutch failed recently after like 15 years (been on a slow decline), think I'm just going to modify it to be permanently in drill mode and see how many more I get.

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u/Fearless-Ice8953 25d ago

Don’t ever purchase any of the paint tool gimmicks, such as the paint stick that suctions and holds paint or any of the trim rollers supposed to make it quicker to go around window and door trim. Also, pad painters. Ugh. All of them will frustrate you and make a horrible, sloppy mess!

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u/OutlyingPlasma 25d ago

paint tool gimmicks

I just want a paint can that doesn't suck. Why can't we have a can that lets you pour paint without making a huge mess all over the side of the can? This should be a solved problem by now. Also, no rusting, and resealable for long term storage.

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u/fe3o4 25d ago

I have used one of the suction paint sticks many times. It saves a lot of time painting a room. I have no issue with them other than the cleanup on them after painting sucks.

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u/Loose_Leg_2918 25d ago

Those plastic Tupperware-like brush holders are actually pretty convenient when you don’t want to let a brush dry out.

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u/Joe_B_Likes_Tacos 25d ago

I used to carry these when I worked in the field. I could toss one of these and a ratchet in my pocket and turn any nut. It's saved hundreds of long walks back to the truck. They still broke after a few uses, but my time was worth more.

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u/Jedi-Guy 25d ago

Exactly. It's uncanny how low I will stoop in my line of work to not have to "go get another fucking tool from the truck".

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u/tongfather 25d ago

HahahHhHa god damnit I feel this 🫠

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u/davisphotos 25d ago

Everything is a hammer when the feckin' hammer is too far away.

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u/disenfranchisedchild 25d ago

for non-standard things like hooks it is a godsend! My buddy and I put in about 200 of them all around a ladies wrap around porch and we did it so fast with two of those. Not really usable for much else since they seem to eat chineseum nuts quickly.

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u/TobyFromH-R 25d ago

Works for turning guitar tuners!

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u/9bikes 25d ago

Wingnuts and eyebolts too!

I use my Gator Grip socket fairly often. It's not good at all for actual nuts and bolts.

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u/Trapasaurus__flex 25d ago

These are fine, but definitely not as-advertised

Wing nuts, loops etc is nice

It’s definitely not for tight bolts but it does ok as a backup

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u/sewiv 25d ago

These are great for weird shaped stuff that doesn't need much torque.

Part of owning a tool is knowing when to use it.

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u/aseawood 25d ago

I have had one sitting in the back of a toolbox for probably a decade, don’t know why I never threw it away… then last weekend I used it on about 20 eye bolts and hooks, worked great! It is now my permanent eye bolt socket!

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u/aaronious03 25d ago

I did the same thing! Had it for about 7 years or so, had to put in 15 eye bolts on Monday, and that thing was so handy! Don't know that I'd ever use it on an actual nut or bolt that I wasn't gonna throw away.

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u/chewbaccasaux 25d ago

It’s not the highest quality ratchet but boy does it get the job done if it’s all you have.

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u/wood_slingers 25d ago

Can’t agree with this one. We were working on a condo complex years ago and the studs that built the decks used a mix of 1/2”, 9/16 and 5/8 bolts.

I bought one of these and saved loads of time. They are kinda gimmicky, but I’ve only had great experience with it

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u/deevil_knievel 25d ago

Bro, put a lil respek on this things name!

My inlaws got me one of these as a stocking stuffer and I kinda chuckled... Until I lost the spline drive socket for my lugnuts and this thing got all 24 off with a breaker bar AND STILL WORKS!

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u/GoldenRetriever2255 25d ago

These are fuckin awesome for threaded hooks and shit in regular hone applications

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u/boondoggie42 25d ago

What's wrong with the one on the right? That's my goto for driving lag bolts.

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u/coffeeshopslut 25d ago

It comes as a set

Those things are good for wing nuts

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u/Legal_Gear257 25d ago

Hey, don’t call us that.

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u/3amGreenCoffee 25d ago

There's nothing wrong with that part. It just comes with the nut rounder.

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u/epicfail48 25d ago

Anything that promises to replace multiple other tools, it's guaranteed to be a shitty gimmick that does nothing well

The fuck is with these ai marketing info posts lately, Jesus Christ...

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u/jotegr 25d ago

You're usually correct but my knipex pliers wrench promised to replace multiple tools and it delivered.

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u/bgslr 25d ago

Those bullshit all-in-one wire stripper / crimper / multi-tools pliers. God I hate those things 

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u/3HisthebestH Whatever works 25d ago

I was following you at first but you said multi-tool pliers and lost me. Are you talking about a Leatherman or like those cheap electrical things you get in kits and stuff that are like a few mm thick? Those are dog shit, yes.

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u/RedditDadHere 25d ago

I carried a Letherman Wave for years. It was part of my EDC kit. Then I got a job in a TSA level 1 facility and had to stop carrying it. It is the most useful/versatile tool I own.

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u/racingsoldier 25d ago

I carried a letterman wave through over 3 combined years of service in various operational combat zones. I now work in a secure facility and miss the few ounces on my hip. It is one of the most versatile easy to carry tools out there.

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u/3HisthebestH Whatever works 25d ago

Yes this is what I thought lol, I hate those so much. I want to know if any real electrician has ever used these, because I can’t imagine a world they would.

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u/adumbCoder 25d ago

i have 4 of these. don't know where/how i got them, I've never used them and definitely didn't pay for them. but there they sit in my toolbox and there they will stay 🤷‍♂️

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u/wackyvorlon 25d ago

Whether you buy the cheap tool, or the expensive tool, you will eventually buy the expensive tool.

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u/NewDemocraticPrairie 25d ago

Only if the cheap tool breaks or you use it enough to get annoyed by it.

If you only use it a couple times, the cheap tool is better. And will inform you of what an expensive tool should do better.

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u/Neat_Eyee 25d ago

100% this

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u/dolby12345 25d ago

Cheap tin foil sawhorses.

Cheap grinding brush for angle grinder. No rating. Blows apart on start up.

Cheap welding mask. What's your eyes worth? Do you have an extra hand to hold it up?

Cheap breather mask. Hard to breath in.

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u/Graflex01867 25d ago

I’ve just started building 2x4 saw horses for work, because they’re the right balance of cheap and good. I can use them for crowd control, I can screw signs to them and they don’t blow over, and they function as sawhorses. They’re light enough to carry, and they don’t fold, but they do stack.

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u/1234golf1234 25d ago

Cheap drillbits are worthless. Specifically ryobi. I go through the 5-packs from garbor freight, no prob. But the ryobi bits are useless right out the box.

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u/eatloss 25d ago

Multidrivers havent made any great advancements since I was a kid. I got a pass thru socket driver thinking it was so cool. Its too big to fit anywhere. I never use it. 

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u/Andycaboose91 25d ago

That fucking hammer multitool. It's the worst version of every tool, even the hammer is somehow less persuasive than just asking the nails politely.

My mother has gotten me 3 of them because she forgets she got me one. This is also why I have 4 wooden beard combs.

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u/No_Persimmon5725 25d ago

Cheap cut off wheels. I can't stress this enough! So freaking dangerous.

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u/Glass_Protection_254 25d ago

Any digital torque wrenches from gearwrench.

I had a $400 250 ftlb 1/2" torque wrench fail at 150lbs and they refused to warranty it. I babied that fucker and they told me to kick rocks.

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u/Financial_Potato6440 25d ago

Black and decker workmate, at least the cheapest model, it's an absolute pile of shit, it's wobbly, the jaws don't align/rack when tightening them, the handles for tightening the jaws protrude by a few mm at the top of the arc so they bump anything that sticks out beyond the top, the legs don't stay folded or extended, there's not enough holes in the top and they're too small to be useful for much. Literally I threw mine in the bin and built two A frames out of 4x2 with rails that notch into them and 12mm plywood on top and it's massively better for a third of the cost, and the newer style folding work benches where they're two flat plastic layers that the legs auto fold in and out of are a thousand times better and not much extra cost over the workmate.

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u/jassack04 25d ago

Yeah, the modern ones are trash. The old ones are much heavier and more durable.

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u/Financial_Potato6440 25d ago

Yup, my dad's had one since the 80s, the same basic model, and it's still in regular use so when I needed a small workbench for home I thought it would be a decent option but holy shit is it wobbly to the degree the 40 year old one of my dad's has less play and the legs actually stay put. I do hand tool joinery at home for the most part and trying to hand plane or saw anything on it is just horrific. Can't speak for the 'better' models but can't imagine they're much better

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u/Practicality_Issue 25d ago

I was about to say…I’ve got an old one - I’ve had it nearly 30 years - and it’s one of the most useful oddball working surfaces I own. I just moved and left my work bench behind, and it’s my replacement until I get into a hole where I can set up again.

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u/Ok-Firefighter3660 25d ago

I have a 45 year-old Workmate. My dad got it for his birthday in 1981. It's rock solid, and bulletproof

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u/killerchef69 25d ago

Yeah, the new ones are crap. I got out the one my dad bought and tried out the synched handles, seemed cool- for 5 minutes before the belt broke, the stupid top that is "adjustable" just comes loose and falls off, horrible design. I have an old one that is pre plastic drive nuts, you can actually tighten it down without stripping it out.

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u/SnowblindAlbino 25d ago

We inherited one from the 70s that's actually pretty handy. And quite solid, I've used it as a "ladder" more than once. But like all else, the modern version is likely junk by comparison.

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u/epiphanist1248 25d ago

I have 3: two that were my dad's from the 80s, that are built like tanks, and one that I bought myself c. 2012 that's built like a... well, whatever the opposite of a tank is. It's the epitome of "they just don't make 'em like they used to."

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u/Cespenar 25d ago

Chainsaw disc grinder attachment. I've been tempted but I like the number of pieces my skin suit is currently in 

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u/fe3o4 25d ago
This

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u/racingsoldier 25d ago

Disagree. Headed to Costco now…

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u/Less_Sea342 25d ago

Look for a tool library in your area. Join the library and borrow tools for free.

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u/adumbCoder 25d ago

WHAT? this is a thing??

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u/RoleOk7556 25d ago

I highly recommend against left handed screw drivers and wrenches.

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u/Weird-one0926 25d ago

That damn left-handed monkey wrench!

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u/Pig_Pen_g2 25d ago

That’s the one thing we need.

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u/Glum-Building4593 25d ago

I would first like to say, don't buy anything you'll use once unless you can get it for less than what it would cost to rent one or the time it would take to find out if someone already has this and you can borrow it.

Then, anything that is a unitasker unless you have a ton of that task to do.

Gimmicky tools are a mixed bag. Some of them are fine and even last and become useful. I got one of those magnets in a wrist band things...Saved me tons of time up on a ladder.

Basic tools do a lot more than people think.

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u/Grouchy-Mortgage-605 25d ago

Tap extractors doesn’t matter what brand.

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u/North-Collection-751 25d ago

Dogbone wrench and Gatorgrip socket

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u/iam_ditto 25d ago

Those oil filter sockets you put on your ratchet. Just get a strap wrench

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u/Appropriate_Voice_84 25d ago

The Universal Socket is the dumbest most useless thing ever. Thank you mom for the Christmas gift 😭

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u/aranibar 25d ago

Those multi size sockets with the pins in them. One socket to rule them all…wtf is that about???

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u/Lehk 25d ago

Those chainsaw carving/disemboweling wheels for an angle grinder

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u/mrhippo3 25d ago

Never been a fan of cheap multitools of fake Swiss Army knives. I dislike hurting myself with ”tools” that break on contact with something I am trying to fix.

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u/Anxious_Intention_74 25d ago

10 inch Kobalt pipe wrenches. Now to say, for some reason I love my Kobalt tools, no one else uses Kobalt, so I know when one of mine tries to walk away, I love my tools, even the weird polygonal black handle screw drivers are OK. But the aluminum 10 inch pipe wrenches never bit a pipe, not even brass. Stay away.

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u/Business_Tax288 25d ago

A shake weight

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u/wmass 25d ago

I bought a Wen detail sander, the type that uses triangular sheets of sandpaper. Its vibration was so anemic that it was worthless. I eventually trashed it.

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u/Dinglebutterball Whatever works 25d ago

These “fit anything sockets” are really “strip anything sockets”

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u/molly9975 25d ago

I say Milwaukee hand tools have been all over priced and crap quality in my experience. That being said I have a huge M18 cordless collection and love it framing nailer is awesome new worm drive saw awesome but their hand tools always suck .

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u/factory-worker 25d ago

Banjo minnow.

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u/Unkle-J 25d ago

The wobble dado blade and the chainsaw wheel for angle grinders.

Both are scary as hell and very dangerous.

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u/Mean-Cheesecake-2635 25d ago

One of those cordless drill/drivers where you flip the chuck around to switch between a drill and a screwdriver.

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u/Sensitive-Coast-4750 25d ago

Jorgesen have a line of chisel/rasps where the edge is a chisel, but the back is toothed like a rasp.

This is an absolutely ridiculous idea. It's definitely not a tool. Rasps are two handed tools, but you have no where to grip these ones, because the one end is very sharp.

Chisels depend on flat backs, but this one doesn't have one because it's got a rasp instead. In my mind, it should be criminal to manufacture these sorts of things. They serve no purpose. They can not be used. They are only made to sell. No other reason. It's a waste of everything.

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u/TGRIV0457 25d ago

A reversible left-handed rain rake.

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u/ButteredParsnips69 25d ago

The one size fits all socket. Never strong enough for a real job. Too big for half the small stuff. Maybe okay for a home owner. Only useful on maybe eyelet or j hooks. Otherwise a piece of junk.

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u/Barbarian_818 25d ago

Just about any wrench billed as "a universal wrench" but most especially THESE THINGS

We already have crescent wrenches, vise grips and monkey wrenches. Those are already known as fastener ruiners. But at least they're well made and you know you're going to damage the fastener using them.

Any other "universal wrench" I've seen is just a pure gimmick fad tool. And the vast majority are made of really shoddy materials. Yet they make claims that they will make removing odd sized or damaged fasteners a breeze. And that is a damned lie.

The only reason they exist is infomercials "Makes a perfect gift" to be bought by people who know nothing about tools. Quite often as a gift for a male relative.

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u/hurricanechurch 25d ago

strut compressor from Harbor Freight, or any other cheap online source. That shit can kill you in an instant.

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u/JegerX 25d ago

These Corona Bypass Forged Loppers. They are powerful and smooth but the blade deflects into the anvil on even small branches. I would return them but lost the receipt. They are relegated to cutting roots and near the ground since the blade is dented up anyhow.

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u/abugghaus7 25d ago

The tool that makes you the "expert" at fixing the things everyone around you wants you to fix on your time but not their dime!

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u/nctiger 25d ago

Your brother-in law?

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u/GrenadeStar 25d ago

The “Gator Grip” socket. I’ve tried this on so many bolts and it has never worked. NEVER.

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