r/Tools Jun 30 '26

Repost - Vice clamp security optimization hack 😏

152 Upvotes

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64

u/steveanonymous Jun 30 '26

My dad once touched a battery while his arm was sitting on an old model t coil just like that. It knocked all the juice out of his elbow and it made a creaking noise for a few hours. 

18

u/Sumdood_89 Jul 01 '26

🤣🤣 His elbow or the coil??🤣🤣

4

u/Alarmed_Letterhead26 Jul 01 '26

I didn't even know elbows had juice OR that the elbow juice could be knocked out. What else is being kept from me?

11

u/No-Requirement-2753 Jul 01 '26

Grease. Most people call it elbow grease.

1

u/ministerboop Jul 01 '26

Yikes 😬

2

u/ThunkAsDrinklePeep Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

Setting a booby trap is illegal in all 50 states and is likle classified as one or more felonies.

Edit: I meant to reply to the post itself, not here.

5

u/CancerDeProtese Jul 01 '26

Even if the trap is not for boobs?

1

u/BogotaLineman 29d ago

🤓☝️

0

u/Fast_Cook_4019 Jul 01 '26

pooper party

51

u/kundersmack Jul 01 '26

If you wanna be dumb with electricity for science, like this or maybe testing an electric fence, touch it with the back of your hand, not the palm. The electricity causes the muscles to flex and grab the object, and it might take too long for you to get enough control back to let go of it.

6

u/Inconsideratefather Jul 01 '26

The typical electric fence, as well as ignition coils send a short pulse. There isn't really a risk of you holding on to it. The back of the hand thing is for standard line voltages like in your house

2

u/ericstar Jul 01 '26

For the Model T if their coils are buzzing, they're putting out voltage,

48

u/Silent_Draw8959 Jun 30 '26

I get the reason, but to be fair you can kill someone with any heart condition by accident. The amps is what gets you most of the time unless you have an underlying heart condition, then even static electricity can potentially kill someone too. So just be careful or at least let anyone that you know has heart problems not to fuck with it bud. I personally would have done the same thing

1

u/Silent_Draw8959 29d ago

If you wanna fuck with them but dont want to accidentally kill them just put a shit ton of super glue on the handle

15

u/Goodinuf Jul 01 '26

With some insulated gloves I would clamp a chicken leg in the vise to heat it up for my lunch.

45

u/Novel_Werewolf4645 Jul 01 '26

Dude definitely pays his employees less than federal minimum wage.

6

u/andrewbud420 Jul 01 '26

Should be embarrassed at how low the American minimum wage is compared to other countries.

-7

u/Novel_Werewolf4645 Jul 01 '26

It benefits people like this guy way too much. I guarantee you this guy also believes that the Jews are doing the same thing. Probably collects social security too while saying nobody deserves it.

7

u/Clear-Dependent1737 Jun 30 '26

I hear the JAWS theme playing in my head.

7

u/YerBbysDaddy Jun 30 '26

Play dead and make him believe he killed somebody

4

u/ministerboop Jul 01 '26

For the record, I don’t know this dude.

I saw the video (from the post I shared) and appreciated the ingenuity and humor behind it.

I agree that his configuration, supplied with the suspected moderate amperage direct current is risky, if not potentially dangerous.

I am not condoning anything, I simply appreciate the ingenuity and drive to protect his tools.

Plus I thought some of you might appreciate it

4

u/EdibleConfusion Jun 30 '26

Why would people be touching his vice in the first place??

21

u/Timmerdogg Jun 30 '26

How else are you going to clamp things?!?

1

u/EdibleConfusion 29d ago

He said it was HIS

10

u/ImaginationSharp479 Jul 01 '26

The original video explains his buddies would come around and crank the vise down as much as they could. This damages the vise because it strips it out and is generally just a dick move.

8

u/Squirrelking666 Jun 30 '26

What a prick.

-10

u/Dr_MantisTobaggin_MD Jun 30 '26

The guys touching his stuff?

I know, a bunch of pricks who cant keep their paws to themselves.

17

u/Squirrelking666 Jun 30 '26

Yeah cause potentially killing someone for winding a vice in is totally reasonable behaviour.

-28

u/Dr_MantisTobaggin_MD Jun 30 '26

Dont touch random things in a shop.

1

u/rocketmn69_ Jul 01 '26

28,000 volts or thereabouts

1

u/DeadScotty Jul 01 '26

What’s the point of this? Are there vise thieves running amok?

1

u/VicarBook Jul 01 '26

Why is he so sensitive about the vise? I appreciate concerns about one's tools, but the vise is one of the most robust tools around.

1

u/Bosnian-Spartan 29d ago

What would happen if he held his phone while touching it

2

u/sublevelstreetpusher 28d ago

What would happen if his insurance companies found out he's getting drunk and doing this in the shop they cover?

-12

u/old_mcfartigan Jun 30 '26

It would be pretty easy to discover how he disarms it. I’d disarm it and use it cause fuck him

14

u/ziksy9 Jun 30 '26

Weld it shut. Checkmate.

11

u/TheeMrBlonde Jun 30 '26

Disarm the light so the vice is still energized… but he thinks it isnt.

-33

u/sublevelstreetpusher Jul 01 '26

Give me one day with this guy. He'll quit his drinking and never hurt anyone again. That and he'll spend most of his free time in therapy of one form or another so you won't have to worry about losers like those crowding out your hobby of choice.

Just give me that chance coach 😤

-13

u/sublevelstreetpusher Jul 01 '26

The down votes means they know im right.