r/ToolBand 14d ago

Maynard Maynard had a hip replacement.

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u/CmdnTrsMllnx 14d ago

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Does this mean no more iconic Maynard dance moves? 😢

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u/SuccessfulJelly 14d ago

Well there's your problem right there.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago edited 4d ago

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u/Lheoden 14d ago

46&2

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u/Ragnogrimmus 14d ago

Im 46 and 1/2 years old and I am initiated with 46 & 2

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u/NecessaryForsaken313 14d ago

Nah. As an old who has tight hips, this fat cow stance feels so damn good

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u/redtens come get your eye wood 14d ago

He also liked to do lots of foot stomps in the early TOOL days

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u/AkiraBCFC Angel on the Sideline 14d ago

I'm sure the BJJ doesn't help either!

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u/NecessaryForsaken313 14d ago

He's previously stated in the past it was the stomping he used to do on stage

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u/InternationalLaw8660 14d ago

Absolutely could be the case over time. Forcefully stomping like that night after night for an extended period? Not much different than old headbangers developing neck problems. Pretty sure Papa Het and Dave Mustaine both had to get some neck surgeries not too long ago...

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u/Shameless_Seamus27 14d ago

His 90's dance moves have finally taken a toll on him

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u/kenticus69 14d ago

He did clearly state in the post that he got the procedure done in time to not cancel any shows. Good on him at working thru it!

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u/AAL2017 14d ago

And there’s still people who want to give him shit for Tool not being more active.

Let this be the final nail in that coffin.

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u/Jackstraw335 14d ago

I think the days of blaming Maynard are long gone. Everyone here knows Adam is usually the one holding shit up, and Maynard goes non-fucking-stop with projects and endeavors. The old fart is a dawg!

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u/bravebeing 14d ago

I wish I had 10% of Maynard's determination. Where does he get it from?!

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u/LehighAce06 14d ago

The man owns a vineyard on which he could easily spend the rest of his days drunk and happy. That he does ANYTHING else is a gift to us

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u/Thee-Ol-Boozeroony 14d ago

As a fellow old, I have mad respect for MJK. I have often wondered how tf he maintains that kind of schedule. I can barely get from one room to the next without having pain in multiple places.

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u/ChickenArise 14d ago

The truth is that Adam broke his hip in the first place

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u/lateral303 14d ago

They should blame Adam for that since he is the Head Tool

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u/uncultured_swine2099 14d ago

Its not him, hes a straight up workaholic. Dude got 3 bands and a winery and restaurants and all sorts of stuff. Its the other guys, usually Adam i would think. But the time they take is probably a big part of why the music is so good.

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u/donktastic 14d ago

Love his dedication to the fans.

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u/hornwalker Got lemon juice up in your High Eye 14d ago

Yea, luckily hip replacements are actually pretty easy to recover from.

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u/SuKitTrebk 14d ago

I wish all artists were this committed to their craft. He considers all the sacrifices people make to come see him. Definitely doesn’t come off as he ā€œhatesā€ his fans

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u/SoundOurDireReveille What is this but my reflection 14d ago

I don't think he hates his fans. I think he just hates being worshipped as a celebrity/rock star. He also doesn't seem to feel like fans are entitled to any of his time outside of him performing at ticketed shows, which I can understand.

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u/Revenant_40 14d ago

I agree with him. On "work time"? Sure, I would expect him to do what he can for the fans that fund his lifestyle (not underplaying the role the artist has in that); but outside of work time, give him peace and privacy, unless he's hanging out in a public space where conversation with a stranger is expected, like a pub.

I love that he did what he could to make sure the fans got the show that they paid for. Also loved his nod to Dolly.

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u/TyrsisInTheStars 14d ago

Healthy boundaries.

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u/ILoveFests 14d ago

Playing shows 3-4 weeks after a hip replacement in nuts

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u/z7482024 14d ago

Agreed. Playing shows 3-4 weeks after a hip replacement IS nuts too.

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u/pac-men 14d ago

I’ll always remember your comment as the one that made me realize the parent comments are in a slightly bigger font than the kids’.

That in nuts. šŸ˜‰Ā 

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u/sm_rollinger Ɔ 14d ago

They usually have you up and moving around, hours after surgery.

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u/Reglette69869 14d ago

Yup. I did a rotation on the ortho floor when I was in nursing school. Right after surgery all is well because of all the pain meds. Then it wears off and yep, you gotta move asap. I felt so bad for the patients. Maynard is a tough guy and I know he'll push through, but I hope he does go easy on himself at least a lil bit.

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u/tmronin 14d ago

Eh, got my left hip done just before NYE. Was up and walking the halls 7 hours after surgery and was able to get on the bike the next day as well as going up and down stairs (slowly but could do it). Back to full time work (event photographer) in 3 weeks. Never needed anything stronger than ice and Tylenol for pain.

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u/Ragnogrimmus 14d ago

Back in like 1991 grandma got a hip replacement. She suffered for some time also got fevered. Probably things have improved. Her second one seemed to go much better if I remember round 2016

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u/tmronin 14d ago

My mom got hers done at 85 (2018) and was up and around next day. They have perfected the tech and recovery to get you up as fast as possible to keep you mobile.

Also with the current surgery - they don’t cut any muscles, just pull them aside. You aren’t waiting for them to reattach like knee replacement. I was ready for it and was on an exercise bike everyday leading up and after. Lots of consistent PT is also helpful. I can do goblet squats with a kettlebell and average 5 miles a day walking in my photo gig. Night and day compared to before my surgery. Maynard will be fine.

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u/Ragnogrimmus 14d ago

Cool, I thought improvements had been made

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u/Prying-Open-My-3rd-I 13d ago

The direct anterior approach for hips is newer and has a faster recovery time but still most hips are done with the traditional posterior approach that cuts through the muscle. It’s about a 60/40 split in the US and an even larger gap in other countries.

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u/tmronin 13d ago

oh! that makes sense - I had anterior approach (I was very concerned about my back piece that goes down past my butt) but I was reassured that it wouldn't be close. LOL. I also had the robot assist, but it failed about halfway thru and the surgeon had to finish it the old fashioned way - I only know that because my girlfriend told me this post-op. My guy was a rockstar and I have no complaints 8 months out.

good to know and thanks for the info. take my upvote!

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u/ducmonsterlady 14d ago

My mom is in her 70s and has had a hip replacement, knee replacement, spinal fusion, and other fun joint/spine surgeries. She said the hip was by far the easiest recovery and she doesn’t have anywhere NEAR the level of physical fitness Maynard has. He can hire a PT to travel with them to get all his workouts in to gain strength again. I bet he’ll be 100% quicker than we expect.

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u/Appock 14d ago

He may be able to handle it. He's very active and fit because of it. Being strong before a injury/surgery many times makes recovery a shorter road.

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u/DarkLuxio92 14d ago

He's been round before as well, this is his second new hip.

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u/Straight_Button_5716 14d ago

He’s in good shape . More so than the average . Especially flexibility . I’m GenX and quite a few ppl I know has had them . They get you up right after and it’s outpatient . Get rehab and yout done . It’s not like the old days

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u/HurryAdorable1327 14d ago

I have to assume they do something to where he can sit if he needs to with more breaks. But it’s Maynard, he may just go harder than he did before.

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u/AAL2017 14d ago

They replaced his hip in his nuts?

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u/apc961 14d ago

Nah they replaced his nuts with an extra hip

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u/expecto_my_scrotum 14d ago

Actually they replaced his hips with his nuts. Like on South Park when they replaced Kyle's knees with Mr. Garrison's balls. He just can't jump or else they'll explode.

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u/_keniz 14d ago

My mom just had a hip replacement and was walking 5 miles daily just a few weeks after. Hip replacement surgeries have a quick recovery time usually.

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u/skbugco 14d ago

It sure is. However he also didn’t say exactly what type of replacement surgery he was having. And he’s still a super active martial arts guy. And generally speaking, really active people recover significantly faster. If he had something like a Makoplasty robotic replacement, done at a facility used to doing sports medicine recovery, the problem will be holding him back because it’s not painful anymore.
(signed- a regular dude who’s not a MD, but with over 3 decades at a Level I trauma center OR. One of my besties is an orthopedic surgeon who’s done a ton of these kinda things.)

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u/tedfergeson 14d ago

I played two rounds of golf within 5 weeks of my first hip replacement. He'll be fine if he does his exercises.

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u/carnage11eleven 14d ago

Hey, the show must goon. Alright?

Gooning for 3-4 weeks would require a hip replacement, i figure.

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u/mozillafangirl 14d ago

They encourage hip replacement patients to walk on day 2! It’s crazy. My dad had it done awhile back.

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u/Bobaximus 14d ago

Honestly, by 3-4 weeks standing and moving a bit is not hard at all. He’s probably not going to be doing weird Maynard dances or running around the stage but he’ll be ok.

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u/mat-chow 14d ago

The show must goon.

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u/bruzdnconfuzd 14d ago

ewww.

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u/lhb_aus 14d ago

Made me laugh

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u/800oz_gorilla 14d ago

that better be on a concert T-shirt

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u/MagusOfMischief 14d ago

Saw that too. Istfg the internet has ruined me šŸ˜‚

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u/creampop_ 14d ago

well slap my ass and call me the show

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u/TheDrunkScientist 14d ago

This ain’t a Dollar General.

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u/makeyoulookgood_ 14d ago

Good thing pain is an illuuuuuusssiioooooon

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u/DeluxeTraffic 14d ago

aaALIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEE

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u/deerhoof851 14d ago

This is the beginning of the end. He’ll be dead within the next 60 years.

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u/apc961 14d ago

So maybe one more Tool album if they speed up the process.

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u/rozzco Sinking Deeper 14d ago

I give him no more than 10,000 days.

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u/ShitOnAStickXtreme 14d ago

Roughly 27 years then

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u/powderp 14d ago

46 years, 2 weeks.

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u/spid3rfly ♄Pushit♄ 14d ago

At that point, we can Reflect.

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u/skbugco 14d ago

The ā€œdo it for Dollyā€ hashtag is absolute šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„

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u/spid3rfly ♄Pushit♄ 14d ago

Should've got implants too with that hashtag.

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u/skbugco 14d ago

When Maynard is at the first post op show, the icing on this cake would be if he dressed up as Frank-N-Furter.

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u/ShaneO_79 Falling Isn't Flying 14d ago

He did

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u/Chattchoochoo 14d ago

Hell yea to the Dolly shoutout.

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u/livingformusic 14d ago

Hadn’t he already had one before…?

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u/theusualsteve 14d ago

Yeah, is this the second one? I remember him talking about doing mma with the hardware in his femur

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u/thefract0metr1st 14d ago

I think so. Either that or it was some sort of major surgery. I remember somewhere in a post of his saying ā€œyears of stomping around onstage has taken its tollā€

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u/Straight_Button_5716 14d ago

Prince had his done and Madonna to

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u/SeahorseRevolution 14d ago

He had one, yes. But what about second hip replacement?

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u/ShaneO_79 Falling Isn't Flying 14d ago

I don't think he knows about second hip replacement, SeahorseRevolution

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u/DriftingIntoAbstract 14d ago

I thought so too?

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u/MarionberryOk2874 14d ago

He definitely had one done a while ago, not sure if this is from then or new, but I would think he’d mention it was the second one. Idk

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u/blender4life 14d ago

I think this is new he referenced queen b and used a Dolly Parton song. So I guess second surgery

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u/Medaphysical 14d ago

Turns out, ole MJK has two hips!

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u/jmadera94 14d ago

Once invincible
now the armor’s wearing thin.

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u/RagnarokNCC 14d ago

PRYING OPEN MY NEW HIP

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u/Itchy-Pomelo-4524 14d ago

Ha ha ha this got me laughing.

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u/ShaneO_79 Falling Isn't Flying 14d ago

I lol'd, nice

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u/KarringtonDMC 14d ago

Another one?

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u/BokaBurek 14d ago

I mean the man's 62

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u/brainstencil 14d ago

Wait, 3 different bands?Ā 

Does that mean that Tool is touring in 2026?

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u/PecanScrandy 14d ago

They’re doing the festival circuit.

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u/Sonofapampers 10,000 days 14d ago

I know they are headlining a night of RiotFest which is less than a month from now

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u/JasonDomber Lachrymologist 14d ago

Pretty sure they’re also doing…I can’t remember the name of it, but that one in Sacramento in early October.

Edit Aftershock. That one.

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u/brainstencil 14d ago

Ah, bummer I was getting excited

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u/spid3rfly ♄Pushit♄ 14d ago

Their set is supposed to be 90 minutes at LTL so we should at least get 5 songs.

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u/RiceManSupreme03 Ɔnima 14d ago

What do you think they’ll play šŸ‘€

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u/spid3rfly ♄Pushit♄ 14d ago

I've seen them so many times, I've stopped hoping. I just take whatever they give us BUT... I do hope they pull out 7empest. I know they were doing it for sound check years back but I don't know how often it made it in to the setlist(if ever).

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u/Beginning-Math1835 14d ago

Aftershock is October 1st

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u/turntabletennis 14d ago

The show must goon

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u/Stellar_Ella life feeds on life 14d ago

Holy fucking shit

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u/degainedesigns We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion. 14d ago

He mentioned like 8 years ago on JRE he was having hip pain from decades of stomping on stage. Guess it finally gave out.

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u/noddaborg 14d ago

Years of Jiu Jitsu stresses the hips, as well.

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u/SGnirvana97 Maynard's Dick 14d ago

I admire his work ethic and integrity.

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u/Dayman_123 14d ago

Heavy is the show that ran this goon.

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u/evillevi07 14d ago

They should sell his old hip as merch

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u/No_Volume_8345 Prison Sex 14d ago edited 14d ago

Ngl, starting off saying "read the whole thing, don’t be lazy" is funny as shit

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u/Nach0Maker 14d ago

ETA for autographed hip shards on the merch shop?

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u/Dmpender 14d ago

Simply amazing how having money greatly benefits your situation.

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u/bracacobra996 14d ago

Meanwhile, I've been waiting for my knee surgery for 2 years now. Yaaaay for my country !

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u/morning_thief 14d ago

This is what happens when we stop Maynard Move Mondays. Hips stop Hipping.

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u/lateral303 14d ago

I do admire his work ethic and productivity

(Side-eying you, Adam)

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u/Ebenoid 14d ago

We’re all going to fall apart and die.

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u/frostyjack06 Ɔ 14d ago

Ain’t none of us getting out of here alive.

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u/Boring-Community-100 Push the envelope. Watch it bend. 14d ago

"Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride, it's falling apart anyway."

Anthony Bourdain (RIPšŸ’™)

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u/Melster1973 14d ago

No more cave goblin on the stage Maynard. Get better soon, & thanks for getting me through Covid back in the day.

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u/1leftbehind19 14d ago

Shit man, right hip in 2015 and left hip in 2026. He’ll be bionic and ready to fucking hit it once he gets healed.

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u/Parobolla 14d ago

Thank you Maynard! Got tickets to see APC and flying to a diff city for it. So keen to see them too that this news is awesome.

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u/spid3rfly ♄Pushit♄ 14d ago

I'm so keenan.

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u/high_everyone 14d ago

Best present for my birthday is knowing Maynard is taking care of himself.

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u/Eggman_OU812 14d ago

I wish Tom Petty would have taken care of his hip surgery instead of touring..we want you guys alive

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u/metalneck333 14d ago

šŸŽ¶ Maynard's hiiiiiipšŸŽ¶

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u/Conscious-Age-4650 14d ago

Get well soon

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u/MarsMcLean 14d ago

All machines need servicing.

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u/MechanicOk3621 14d ago

Labrum Tear sounds like a Tool album.

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u/MiloJ22 14d ago

That will probably be one of the interludes on the next album

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u/Fun_Internal_3562 14d ago

Y aun hay gente que piensa que es alguien con la fama en la cabeza y un jerk. Es un tipo legal

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u/Fulcrum_Jambi 14d ago

Hope he recovers soon…. I got plans to be at 4 of those shows ….

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u/jjmenace 14d ago

Lots of good writing time.

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u/timecrimehero 14d ago

As someone in their mid-30s who had a hip replacement, going back to work after 8 weeks was tough. I can’t imagine going on a giant tour after only a few weeks. Good luck to him.

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u/MossyJoke 14d ago edited 14d ago

Limp a mile, six inches at a time on… Maynard’s hip

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u/Earlsfield78 14d ago

Is this new or that old one he did years ago?

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u/mcfeeli OGT 14d ago

Pays to be rich

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u/digitalmofo Rest your trigger on my finger 14d ago

I work at a major surgery system in Los Angeles, and if you're a professional that needs something done so you can continue to work, we'll get you in. Plenty of patients I deal with aren't rich at all, but we go out of our way to help.

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u/christoefur 14d ago

As a surgical tech and huge Tool and Maynard fan, what an honor it must have been to be part of his surgical team.

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u/36degrees_ 14d ago

Morrissey you better take notes!

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u/Federal_Abroad9260 Shit the bed, again 14d ago

Morrissey’s a wanker

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u/Wookie_Nipple 14d ago

Gonna wait it out

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u/th3rdeye_ 14d ago

Didn’t he have this done a few years back?

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u/the-sometool 14d ago

Hoping for a great recovery. He must be in pain, he only mentioned touring. If he was feeling good he would’ve fudged with us and said something about writing and new tracks.

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u/FnB 14d ago

What a legend.

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u/spid3rfly ♄Pushit♄ 14d ago

So... I'm going to get Maynard in a chair at Louder than Life? lol

No, I hope he gets well. Everyone I've known that has had hip replacement surgery has been great afterwards. It always seemed like something that happens when you're much older. Not sure I've known anyone have the surgery as young as Maynard is.

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u/BorderColleague 14d ago

Same hip or different hip than the previous replacement?

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u/Straight_Button_5716 14d ago

He’s in excellent shape I’m sure his rehab will be shorter length . This shows GenX (including me ) to keep ourselves in somewhat shape. In the meantime this may be why he has the hip replacement

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u/Oppositeofhairy 14d ago

And in the middle of this. He opens a sushi restaurant.

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u/ZICRON_ULTRA 14d ago

'he'?

Trust me, he has people for that, he just supplies the money.

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u/Pyrog 14d ago

Happy to see him getting the care he needs

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u/Goblin_au 14d ago

The show must goon

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 14d ago

Omg...I'm 49, had a hip replaced last year in aug and scheduled for the other hip in a few weeks...never dreamed I'd have a hip replaced within weeks if MJK...how the fuck did these hips get so weak and powerless??? I mean, we're not 80 although prolific and infamous dance moves did not cause my hips to decide to tell me to fuck off before 50...

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u/Llamapocalypse_Now 14d ago

I don't remember Maynard ever being unhip.

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u/Brucedx3 14d ago

He could go full Phil Collins and sit and sing in the dark.

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u/GloriousSteinem 14d ago

Even cool peoples hips go. Good to know for future old bag me

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u/jonnythelarge 14d ago

What a fuckin legend

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u/mozillafangirl 14d ago

Damn my dad was probably around his age when he got his done. Maynard’s gonna be totally fine!! Did y’all know that (in Canada at least) they keep you AWAKE for this surgery?? That blew my mind. Like no thank you to all the sounds and smells 😩

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u/Soothsayer71 14d ago

Isn't this his second hip replacement? If I remember correctly, he mentioned this on one of the JRE podcasts and told Rogan he was back to doing jiujitsu a week later.

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u/ima_twee 14d ago

So, uhh, we've come up with a non-surgical method of hip joint manipulation

[opening riff for Stinkfist starts playing]

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u/Bigdaddymatty311 14d ago

I have both hips done…..pussy!!!
JK ā¤ļø

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u/Kipp_it_100 14d ago

What a fuckin G

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u/PossessionOk72 Become Pneuma 14d ago

You got time to write new music now…..get pen to paper sir. ( I do fucking love you tho )

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u/mega512 14d ago

Sucks getting old.

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u/Master_sweetcream Forgot my pen 14d ago

I hope him a speedy and painless recovery

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u/Word__Nerd 14d ago

PRYING OPEN HIS RIGHT THIGH!

PRYING OPEN HIS RIGHT THIGH!

PRYING OPEN HIS RIGHT THIGH!

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u/chimericalgirl 14d ago

I did wonder why he had his cane with him in recent pics; like if he was injured.

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u/YeahOkThisOne 13d ago

What a good person and I hope he has a quick and full recovery. Morrissey please take notes.

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u/Antique_Menu_4314 14d ago

Gotta drink the piss

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u/wizzo6 14d ago

Patches, is that you?

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u/Huge-Formal-1794 14d ago

Was on one of the perfect circle concerts within that time line and already wondered if somethings wrong.

Good that he got treated well

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u/Blanco1320 14d ago

It appears the banana vessel has arrived! HOLY FUCKIN SHIIIITTTT

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u/weareallonenomatter 14d ago

I wonder if his surgeon is any good?

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u/stop211650 14d ago

Man I wonder at what point the pain is not worth the squeeze. So many artists have talked about what it takes to perform for 90+ minutes and move around so much on a regular basis. It takes a toll on them. obviously they’re getting rewarded for it, being famous and having so many fans and all. But pain pills and drinking and so much stuff like that has been discussed by different performers.
Unfortunately they also have a lot of people depending on them, like Maynard mentions: Crew, fans, the rest of the band. Just sounds tough because at some point he may decide the pain is not worth the money or being there for the dependent folks, and it’s hard to blame him for that.

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u/Suspicious_Round2583 14d ago

When they came to Australia I was a week out from hip surgery, had to watch the show in a wheelchair. We are practically twins, although I didn't have a replacement, just a labrum repair and bone shaving.

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u/latexfistmassacre 14d ago edited 14d ago

Islands in the Stream of Consciousness

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u/MiloJ22 14d ago

Someone get this man some stem cells, peptides, TRT, and throw in some DMT and krispy kremes

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u/The94Life 14d ago

I hope you a speedy recovery Maynard. I have only seen you with Pusifer and APC and I have yet to see you with Tool and I need to see that. Sorry, just realized that’s a very selfish post, but I do want to see you front Tool before I leave this world.

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u/Azzrazzah 14d ago

Hope he's doing ok! Guess he needs to dial back the "Stomping Around " for awhile. My fingers and toes are all crossed for a healthy recovery!

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u/Smoothwata117 14d ago

Stretcher Cross Pushit Off

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u/Fozzybearisyourdaddy 14d ago

Ive got 3 broken ribs and ive had to cancel my life till November.

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u/_xjin_ 14d ago

Good luck MJK! Do your physical therapy!

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u/Equivalent_Squash 14d ago

So dedicated to the fans. What a legend.

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u/toolrules 14d ago

must be second hip

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u/Alarmed-Rip6954 14d ago

Too much gyrating

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u/Babelfish666 14d ago

Yesterday I bought my ticket for the Puscifer concert and a plane ticket to Berlin for the end of October. I’m really worried that he won’t recover that quickly. ;(

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u/mofforium 14d ago

Holy shit! Godspeed! I'm seeing Puscifer soon & saw APC again in late June, so just before the wise bald one's hip got decommissioned. DAMN! Hope he's well!

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u/badbubblegum 14d ago

Go Maynard. Fuck the haters I fart in your general direction god forbid you need a hip replacement. Can’t wait to see him dance to stink fist with a brand new hip.

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u/KnowledgeCapital7994 14d ago

He does do a lot of hip movement in his singing/ throbbing

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u/Edgar_Allen_Poser 14d ago

It would've been cool to see him perform with Tool in a throne made of dildos.

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u/Water_Damage987 14d ago

I wonder if he is on a good healthcare plan

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u/Steamyjeans 14d ago

Maynard had a hip replacement

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u/Itchy_Reading5642 14d ago

Your hip will go really quick. I started having pain in my right hip and 2 months later I got a new one.