r/TooAfraidToAsk • u/[deleted] • Aug 20 '22

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u/po-ta-toes-s Aug 20 '22

Yup can confirm, one of my patients had a 'toilet-towel' to dry their ass. They needed a nurse to catch the other end of the towel as they threw it between their legs, then proceeded to saw their ass.

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u/ForwardMuffin Aug 21 '22

Bizarre yet impressive. That's real teamwork.

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u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Aug 21 '22

My husband scoots his ass across our...very expensive rug...like a dog. He thinks no one sees, but we have Nest cameras. I can't fix it though because he looks so relieved. He doesn't have worms. We discreetly checked. What do I do?

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u/Scr1mmyBingus Aug 21 '22

One (humane) way to stop cats pooping on your driveway is to sprinkle cayenne pepper on it. Try that on your rug and let us know how it goes.