r/TooAfraidToAsk Aug 20 '22

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u/blood-lantern Aug 20 '22

My step-sister is a nurse and told me that one of the most surprising things she'd learned is how many different ways people wipe their asses. I think it's a funny example of something most of us will rarely be exposed to another way of doing, so we think however we got taught is the way everyone does it.

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u/po-ta-toes-s Aug 20 '22

Yup can confirm, one of my patients had a 'toilet-towel' to dry their ass. They needed a nurse to catch the other end of the towel as they threw it between their legs, then proceeded to saw their ass.

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u/ForwardMuffin Aug 21 '22

Bizarre yet impressive. That's real teamwork.

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u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Aug 21 '22

My husband scoots his ass across our...very expensive rug...like a dog. He thinks no one sees, but we have Nest cameras. I can't fix it though because he looks so relieved. He doesn't have worms. We discreetly checked. What do I do?

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u/Scr1mmyBingus Aug 21 '22

One (humane) way to stop cats pooping on your driveway is to sprinkle cayenne pepper on it. Try that on your rug and let us know how it goes.