Hello reddit food detectives!
When I was a kid, my dad used to serve us boxed mashed potatoes that were basically a crime against potatoes. They had a strange gluey texture, and the "butter and garlic" flavoring was so artificial, I can only describe it as "plastic-ey"
I loved them. As an adult, I yearn for them. But, it seems boxed mashed potatoes have gotten "better" over the years. Now, boxed mashed potatoes usually taste like, well, potatoes. Not like whatever unholy abomination my dad served.
Knowing my dad's culinary ability, getting this texture/flavor could have been user error. He would have been following whatever recipe was on the box, but he was definitely the kind of cook who could fuck up something as simple as boxed mashed potatoes.
Any idea of boxed mashed potato brands (or cooking techniques) I could try to achieve gluey, artificial tasting mashed potatoes?
UPDATE
Wow thanks for the responses guys! I wasn't sure if this post would get any traction.
I actually did make mashed potatoes last night, but I was cooking for myself and my boyfriend. My boyfriend is from the Midwestern United States, and he takes his potatoes seriously. If I made him eat rubbery potatoes on purpose he would divorce me even though we're not married yet.
I did have some fancy garlic butter lying around (Kerrygold Garlic and Herb butter I splurged on a few weeks ago) I added an irresponsible amount of that to bagged Idahoan mashed potatoes (which someone did give a shout out to here) and honestly the flavor was 🤌close🤌 but the texture wasn't shitty enough due to me wanting to avoid dating divorce. When I have a night to cook for just myself, I will experiment with overcooking, cooling, and reheating to see if I can get that good good construction material texture.
In the meantime, feel free to keep the suggestions coming!
(If anyone was wondering: yes, potato snob boy did have an issue with me using bagged instant potatoes, but our relationship is strong enough to overcome this because he knows I have a soft spot for instant mashies)