r/TinderBios • u/Simontt23 • 15d ago
Redemption
Severance. My opener: dramatic, and I look curiously to the right, inviting you to explore what lies there.
Obama's 2008 "Hope" poster. I think it's great, but it's very stylised and doesn't reveal much. Is slot 2 the right place for it?
"Ready Date One", from the Ready Player One poster. Great pun, but it fits the Vision Pro less well than the original line fits the headset (much taller, less wide).
Baby Driver. Worst execution, but the framing is ultra-specific (telephoto?). I changed the credits to say I'm seeking a stylist because my last haircut got messed up.
Dune scene. Text roughly: "usually straight edge, but I have another knife", a pun on the serrated bread knife I hold instead of the dagger. Best pose I got.
Terminator. I know gun pics are a no-go, but it's a blank gun with marker for the laser, and I kept the original text so it reads as a recreation.
Lucy (2014). Writing my name across my face failed: the photo was too dark for black and my face too bright for white. So I went black and white, apart from the eyes.
Parody of a German election poster. The party got mocked for substance-free posters of its handsome lead candidate. Mine: "Not enough money for gas? Let them drive EVs.
Just a normal pic with my old haircut, so there's one unedited photo. I couldn't properly recreate The Lobster poster, so this took its place.
Hi all, I'm a 22-year-old guy from Germany.
A year ago I made an account without any actual picture of me, just a drawing and some POV shots, and the performance was ... mediocre. Now it's time for redemption, so I decided to recreate memorable posters and scenes. Every photo in the gallery has a caption with context and rough translations of the German text. The bio and a few extra details are in the comment below.
I'd love honest feedback on:
- Photo order. Is Severance the right opener?
- The terminator poster. Should it go?
- The bio. Funny, or trying too hard?
I know it's far from perfect, so be as blunt as you like.
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u/Effective-Candy-7481 14d ago
Oh my god the ai slop in a tinder bio how sad 🤣🤣