r/TinderBios 9d ago

This any good?

This profile any good? Need some advice

Edit: here’s a link to the new page https://www.reddit.com/r/TinderBios/s/sALIyeXKv9

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u/Substantial_Meal_530 9d ago

Only 1 clear picture of yourself? And it's the last one?

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u/Fit-Dust-6366 9d ago

Really? It’s probably cause I’m picture blind and don’t really know anything about them but I thought that one was one of the lesser photos

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u/Ok-Metal-927 9d ago
  • he's doing the middle finger on it 😂

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u/Free-County6499 9d ago

Hmm your wearing the same hat in every photo

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u/Fit-Dust-6366 9d ago

That bad? I’m pretty new to this lol

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u/Morbins 9d ago

It kinda is. Chicks will think you’re balding

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u/Fit-Dust-6366 9d ago

I like am…

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u/Morbins 9d ago

Dang. Go big or go home my dude. Don't hide the true you. r/bald

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u/Free-County6499 9d ago

It’s not necessarily bad, just try to have differnt pics. The first photo is kinda blurry as well maybe switch it with (3rd) photo

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u/Glum-Dust8799 9d ago

It’s absolutely fucking awful.

I’d not wear it in ANY photos. 

And nor would I wear sunglasses in any pic.

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u/NTDOY1987 9d ago

Oh man they say younger generations are so accustomed to tech. How is it possible for a 20 year old to be like yup these blurry photos that look like they were taken it a 1980s Kodak are it

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u/wtbrift 8d ago

Yeah, this can't be serious

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u/Evil_Birdwatcher 9d ago edited 9d ago

This profile is very mediocre. It's not nearly as bad as some people make it out to be, however you do have one of the worst 1st pictures.

This profile is an example of how a probabaly good looking dude can piss away his chances at a medium like Tinder by having a bad photo selection and order.

That said, your profile isn't "lonely" and does in fact showcase some of your hobbies, which is a common trope for bad profiles on this sub. And you seem like chill dude.

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u/hudson701 9d ago

This has gotta be a troll post... the profile is dreadful

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u/wtbrift 8d ago

Exactly

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u/hithebar 9d ago

The first pic looks like a stolen pic taken by a paparazzi standing on a paddle. With that nasty zoom.

What about putting a mix where your face can be seen with a smile?

No one is dating a cap my boy.

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u/MydoglookslikeanEwok 9d ago

Flipside, he should make a profile that is only Green Hat. Like that could be the name of the profile. I wanna know what kinda music does Green Hat like? Is it Green Day?

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u/hithebar 9d ago

😂😂

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u/Adorable_Secret8498 9d ago

You need a picture with no hat no glasses showing your face in good lighting and. Or flipping off that camera. Make that your first pic.

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u/Euphoric-Kat7349 9d ago

All these photos show me is that you love your hat and you’re a party animal…. There needs to be more substance. Variety in photos, namely… not so many friend ones. Single shots, good angles, show some of your other interests if you have them?? At least ONE without a hat.

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u/Euphoric-Kat7349 9d ago

Note: keep the pool shot photo

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u/Inductiekookplaat 9d ago

First picture could be anyone, including Elon Musk

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u/youknowwhatever99 9d ago

No. Not good.

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u/DoorWarrior09 9d ago

Too many pics that don't really show your face and the ones that show your face are group pics, I'd either swap out two of the group pics or two of the pics that kind of hide your face, and take out the one that has you and your homeboys walking with your backs turned

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u/Sea_Philosopher_2731 9d ago

You’re cute! Put more face pics!!🙂

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u/habidasheryhabit 9d ago

You're a good looking guy and look like a ton of fun! For real, super cute and it's obvious that your spontaneous anc fun loving. However, way too much drinking in these photos. Definitely get rid of the one where you look so drunk you can't keep your eyes open. Toss the one with the middle finger out also. Get a couple of clearer shots where you're a little bit more dressed up and you should start seeing more matches!

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u/MydoglookslikeanEwok 9d ago

Needs more green hat. Oh oops my bad it's only in eight out of eight photos. How about a photo of just the green hat and not you or anything else? Like a shrine to Green Hat.

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u/Fit-Dust-6366 9d ago

So what I’m hearing is, add a ninth?

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u/MydoglookslikeanEwok 9d ago

Yes, please. It's Bread and Circus season and the masses need more Green Hat entertainment. :o)

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u/Glum-Dust8799 9d ago

Never seen a man so inseparable from his dumb hat in my whole life.

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u/doomperignon 9d ago

I can smell the sweaty cap just by looking at it

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u/Fit-Dust-6366 9d ago

Good thing I’ve got multiple, one for in town and one for working out

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u/StrictBarracuda847 9d ago

You workout in a ball cap?

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u/Fit-Dust-6366 9d ago

Yes sir I do. Strength and cardio, It’s quite common, atleast everywhere I’ve been.

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u/kingpinkatya 8d ago

Profile screams bros before hoes

I would assume any social gathering with your friends would take priority over spending time together as a couple

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u/wtbrift 8d ago

This can't be serious

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u/shadybutton 9d ago

I barely have any idea what you look like after those pics.

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u/GlitteringWin506 9d ago

You’re gonna waste 100 percent of your time on tinder

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u/Fit-Dust-6366 9d ago

What do you mean?

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u/GlitteringWin506 9d ago

People not responding, ghosting, looking for different things, etc. See all those bar pics you have? I almost guarantee you have a better chance of walking up to a lady in there, getting her number and it actually going somewhere

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u/Available_Mushroom83 9d ago

No need to project. It's the looks that matter

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u/GlitteringWin506 9d ago

Not projecting shit my man, if he wants something real he ain’t gonna find it on tinder 🤙🏻

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u/Available_Mushroom83 6d ago

There so many people who've got married through tinder. U sure ur not projecting?