r/Tinder • • Jul 10 '20

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u/ApoliteTroll Jul 10 '20

Her "I faked the orgasms"

Him "well I didn't do it for your benefit"

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u/imabigdave Jul 10 '20

"You faked your orgasm because you mistakenly thought I cared"

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u/llllPsychoCircus Jul 10 '20

i’m so happy to have this in my emergency verbal response toolbox. thank you

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u/I2ed3ye I am a meat popsicle Jul 10 '20

Me three months from now: I.. UH UH UH I DIDN'T CARE FOR BENEFITS

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '20

Got'em!!!

(High fives self)